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Hi.
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I love our first guest he is the host of his own late-night talk
show, which is now in its 18th season.
Please welcome my friend Jimmy Kimmel.
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You lost white.
I'm I allowed to take these out now?
How does it work?
Are you testing yourself now?
Well, I don't know.
I was in the parking lot with everyone else,
and they made us do this How are you?
I'm great.
Yeah, we should probably get those tested not just
take them out.
You know what, I'll put them right here for safekeeping.
Wow, what a weird thing you've got video screens,
and what are these?
What do you call these?
They're live people.
Oh, people.
Oh, wonderful.
I'm excited to be in a room with people.
I'm excited I feel like we should wrestle or something.
I've got a lot of energy.
Wow, please let's not.
I think you would win.
You seem to have a lot of energy,
and I think you would win.
I have too much energy.
That's true.
Are you excited because of what the week we've had,
the election?
I am election-- it was supposed to election day.
It was.
Turned out to be shark week really.
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I was happy.
Yes, Saturday morning was a good morning.
My wife woke me up, and said, Joe Biden won.
And then I went back to sleep until 12:30.
Wow.
Yeah, but my daughter was actually--
my daughter six years old and she was watching had CNN on
for like four days in a row, and she's
very interested in what's going on.
And she feels like she has a stake in it.
And she-- I said to her because the results,
and she didn't understand why they're--
none of us understand but especially six-year-olds.
She said why, who's going to win?
When are we going to know?
Because she's used to watching like a baseball game with me.
And at the end, there is a winner.
And I said, well, you have to eat your pancakes.
And she said what do you mean.
I said, well Joe Biden isn't going to win.
The last time the reason Hillary Clinton didn't win
is because kids didn't eat their pancakes.
And she looked at me and she thinks
about four seconds she is.
That's just ridiculous.
So I've lost her completely.
It was her first day of school today.
Well, first of all, she was too smart to fall for that.
Yes, sadly.
She is a smart girl.
So that's-- first day of school like at all?
Yeah, was her first day of kindergarten.
She's been to preschool before, but she's
been in Zoomed school for the whole year so far.
And she hasn't seen children and she's--
and it's weird because taking her to school after her
having Zoom school for so long.
It's almost like when you get to visit
the set of your favorite show.
She hasn't met her teachers in person
or most of her classmates so she got to go to school.
And I have two older kids as you know,
and I've been through first day of kindergarten
a couple of times.
And each time it was the same all the parents,
including me crying, most of the kids crying this like real.
This time like we didn't even stop the car.
Children were being chucked out the window into the school.
It was take them you can have them.
Teach them to read.
We'll be back in three years.
And did she feel the same way?
Was she--
She did.
She was really very, very excited to go.
And I told her on Thursday you're
going to be crying and saying, I don't want to go to school.
And well, we'll see I'll let you know.
No, she'll want it.
She is adorable and she's so smart.
How's Billy doing?
Billy is doing great, thank you.
He is-- it's funny because you go through--
we went through these health issues
with Billy and with his heart, and the surgeries,
and it was traumatic.
And so many people your audience in your show.
You guys donated so much money to Children's Hospital.
And it's just really like a heavy thing.
And now Billy's 31/2 years old and he's a monster.
He's an absolute monster.
He smashes everything.
If it comes in the house and you turn your head
he will smash it.
He took my Emmy off the shelf threw it
on the ground broke it.
Throws everything on the ground.
It's like living with a bad guy wrestler.
It's like having a bad wrestler.
Rowdy Roddy Piper is living in our house.
That's a shame
Yeah, I know.
What are you going to do though?
Is that new that he's doing this?
Well, just ever since he's started to communicate.
Yeah, he's been bad.
Hopefully, It's just a phase.
That's what they say.
It's a phase.
But some phases can go on for 50, 60 years
I'm sure a little Donald Trump, they said, Oh,
it's just a phase.
I'm sure he'll grow out of it.
Have they finished counting yet?
I don't know what's going on.
I don't either.
Well, whenever this airs we have no idea.
Let's assume they did and it's all over.
I hope so because I will say, I grew up in Las Vegas,
and Nevada is my home state.
And it's crazy that it took them so long because that's
all anyone does in the state of Nevada.
Counting is the number one thing.
If you're too good at counting they'll
throw you out of the casinos.
You've got you've got dealers.
You've got pit bosses.
You've got cashiers.
You've got hookers.
You've got everyone counting.
You can get married in Las Vegas drunk at 4 o'clock
in the morning, and yet they can't
seem to get the count finished.
And then you've got Alaska, which at least Nevada
has people in it.
Alaska you think they could just do a show of mittens
and decide the president.
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We still don't have any answer.
Show of mittens.
You're right there aren't that many people in Alaska.
All right, we have to take a break.
I want to talk to-- your birthday is on a Friday
the 13th, and I need to find out if that is--
if you're superstitious because that would
be weird for a lot of people.
All right, we'll take a break.
All right.
More with Jimmy after this.
We'll be right back.