- Time to treat myself to a strike.
Or not.
- It's time to treat himself to a gutter ball.
- Today, I'm not doing my chores,
I'm not finishing up homework,
I'm gonna treat myself.
But before I get started subscribe to our channel
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- Hey, SOTY Family!
Today is Saturday.
It is officially the weekend
and we have chores that we need to do,
we have homework that we need to finish.
We have stuff--
- No, no, no, no, no, no!
I'm interrupting this vlog for an important announcement.
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Today, I'm not doing my my chores,
I'm not finishing up homework,
I'm gonna treat myself.
(upbeat music)
But, before you we get started,
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I'm taking control.
I need another 100,000 subscribers to get a million.
Come on, let's do this.
- Alright guys, I guess Stephen has taken over.
This will be our very first Treat Yourself video.
- [Stephen] Treat yourself, treat yourself,
treat yourself, treat yourself.
- [All] Treat yourself, Stephen.
- Oh yeah, I will.
Since it's my day I decided to treat myself
to one of my favorite places, The Dartside.
But before I get inside,
did you guys subscribe to my channel yet?
If not, there might be link
in the description and the comments.
There is, so do it.
- Treat yourself.
- Treat myself.
(upbeat music)
- Peek-a-boo! (yells)
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let me know and you'll get a shout-out.
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Now it's time, boys versus girls.
- [All] Girls rule!
- Oh, we'll see about that.
The girls aren't even gonna see me coming.
(upbeat music)
- [Dad] Defend it, Stephen, defend it, I see 'em.
(yelling)
- Oh, I almost got Taylor.
(laughing)
- Oh, stop scaring me!
Aw!
Snap!
- [Dad] Get him!
- No, don't shoot me!
Don't shoot me!
(laughing)
We got dominated by the girls.
- The girls are dominating.
- [Announcer] Yellows, you win!
- Yes!
- Told ya!
- Girls win.
- Maybe we need to get Mom in here, come on, come on.
No, no, no?
This time I have to win 'cause I'm gonna, treat myself.
My strategy is to knock 'em out fast and early, like this.
- Dad got hit really early,
so hopefully I can do better this round.
This round I'm not following everyone around,
I'm gonna show you guys what Dad's really made of.
Okay, if we're gonna win,
we're gonna need to put together a strategy.
I think you should flank right over here
and I'll flank to the left.
- But first we both shoot a shot at them
so that just in case it hits one of 'em.
- Go for the lucky shot.
And Stephen, you go right,
I'll go left. - Alright, we'll begin
in three, two, one, Dartside.
- That did not work.
Alright, I gotta hide here and find these girls.
I see Payton.
There's Stephen.
Ready, let's go.
I missed Taylor on the first shot,
but I'm gonna go around the outside and get her.
Stephen, you got 'em?
- Yeah.
- [Dad] Where are they at?
Jordyn!
(laughs) I got her!
Get 'em, Stephen!
- [Announcer] That is game, orange team wins!
- They had it coming.
- I can't believe we lost.
Time for some girl power.
- Hi-ya!
- Hey, you guys, say it!
- Taylor!
(laughs) I missed.
Just you, Payton?
You're going down.
- [Stephen] Oh, jeez!
- [Announcer] That is game, orange team wins!
(upbeat music)
- This was a real treat.
(funky music)
I'm gonna treat myself to an RC Car race
- Round one: Stephen versus Jordyn.
Are you guys ready?
- Yeah.
- [Dad] On your marks, get set, go!
Stephen's cruisin'.
Whoa!
Oh uh-oh!
- I flipped!
- [Dad] Jordyn's running behind.
Jordyn, you gotta steer it.
I think she's gonna lose.
- I did it!
And that's how you treat yourself.
- Alright guys, it's time to see who wins,
Dad or Stephen, in this most epic race ever.
- , C'mon, go!
He's cruisin'!
He hit the jump.
Runnin' 'round in the drain.
Rockin' and rollin'.
- [Dad] No!
- And I finished, I finished!
Take that, Dad.
- Stephen just asked, where are we going next?
And my question to him is, where are we going next?
- I'm a little hungry.
Let's go get some food.
- Treat yourself.
(funky music)
- Alright guys, time for me to treat myself
to Pizza Pie Cafe.
Treat myself.
- [All] Treat yourself, Stephen.
- I will.
- I'm gonna treat myself to cheese pizza.
- I'm gonna treat myself to (mumbles).
- And Blake's gonna treat herself to some yummy noodles.
- Treat yourself.
- [Mom] Dad's treating himself to--
- Spaghetti.
- Man down, man down.
(girl crying)
She slipped and all of her dinner went everywhere.
- Treat yourself.
- I just want to mention real quick that I am glad
that my older kids like to treat themselves to salad!
- Treat yourself!
- Ooh!
- Oh, I feel like I ate a million pizzas.
Speaking of a million, go subscribe to my channel
so I can get a million subscribers!
- Alright guys, we are on to our final and last activity,
out and about, before we head home back to our house.
- I'm gonna treat myself to a game of bowling.
Strike!
- We are going to see once and for all,
who is the best bowler in our family.
- Let the games begin!
- Time to treat myself to a strike.
Or not.
- It's time to treat himself to a gutter-ball!
- Uh-huh, oh yeah, uh-huh!
I knocked over one.
(funky music)
Her ball was seriously moving five miles an hour.
- Time to rock this.
(upbeat music)
- It's my turn!
- I got some down!
- It's my turn.
It's my turn.
Yay!
- Steve just bowled for Blake and she got a strike!
Go Blake!
- [Stephen] Blake's winning!
(upbeat music)
- I feel like using the bumpers is cheating.
- That's fine with me.
- I pulled a muscle bowling, guys.
That's when you know you're old.
- Old.
Well, I threw a ball in someone else's lane,
so that's how you know you're really bad.
- And that's how you treat yourself
to an awesome bowling game.
You win.
- [Dad] Alright, Stephen, what should we do next.
- How about watch a movie that I've been wanting
to watch for a long time,
Infinity War!
Treat yourself.
- Can we get seven hot chocolates.
- And that's how you treat yourself.
- Hot chocolate!
Seven hot chocolates for Mom!
Treat myself.
Alright, everybody, treat yourself!
I got my comfy clothes on.
Some hot chocolate.
The most comfortable pillow ever.
A warm blanket.
A good movie.
And now it's time to treat myself.
- [Girls] Treat yourself!
- Well I guess it's time to end this vlog.
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Bye!
- Wait did you think this vlog was actually over?
Well, the girls are asleep
and I'm gonna stay up all night playing Fortnite!
Treat yourself.
(funky music)