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I said, "Kickeree-Kee"!
I mean, there's a snake over there
It's a snake over there
And you know, I don't know if it bit a guy
But I don't wanna be that close to it
I gotta squirt, gotta squirt, I gotta squirt
Gonna squirt, gonna squirt
You should be out there playing accordion
Hey, he goes to the mall!
Florida!
Florida is where DisneyWorld is!
Florida
In Florida
No no, please don't cry
Why can't you be smooth?
I am smooth! They keep taking the ball!
No no, look, look, look
You ain't smooth while you're crying and all emotional, all right?
You have to know that at your age
Hey
You gotta lick it
I can't, it's nasty
And they'd see us
Girlfriend Four, or Girlfriend Two?
Girl One
We're gonna put the ball at the third and whatever
I don't wanna measure
Are you a Pices? Hmmmm?
Rain's gonna come out of that thing
You mean that cloud?
Yeah, whatever
It's a rain thing
Julio, what does a carbon catalyst fuel?
Oh, it fuels the reclimated intake core with a Y-exponent
That's exactly right!
I know
Okay, what's broken?
His leg bone?
And his tail bone?
And his arm bone?
And... his head bone?
I had a Chinese friend
Now, this time I'm gonna pass to this side
Hahaha, HA!
Mmmmm, I'm just gonna wait here
You are the waffle guy!
Oh, okay, so I'm waffle guy?
Yeah, waffle guy
Okay, so there's this woman that wrote this thing about
how no monkeys and no boyfriends can pick up her panties
Hey, it's my friend!
Right now, I'ma try to make a comment
Umm, I said, umm, mmm
I couldn't do it
Why you gotta go into the bathroom?
Gah-gnn-gah-gnnn-gah-gnnn-gah-gnnn
You gotta make up your mind to use a brush every day!
It's gonna be fun playing the orphans this summer!
Tell us about what you and the guys have planned for New Year's Eve
Ah, well, at midnight, first we gonna take, uhh
whatever, Bingo and other games, you know?
And we gonna buy a Quick Stop pizza slice
And now there's talk about how we might have to go and umm
We might have to get biscuits in Sk-sk-skatchewan
Last night I met this guy online! YAY!
Kayla!
I used to shave my furry ankles to win games!
It wasn't that fun, you moron!
Don't ever do that!
I have no doubt about it now:
Krypton isn't a planet.
C-c-c-c-c-cocaine!
Hey! We'll fight y'all on Tiger Mountain!
We'll fight y'all on Tiger Mountain!
Long live Wu-Tang
Huh?
Gonna turn
Guys, I'm making a turn
Making a turn
Here I go
Hey guys, I just did it
Think about your Pop-Tart!
Go to the basket!
You get what I mean
Nuh-uh!!
I think I just found a lump!
What happened in France was,
he said he was sleepy,
and I met a funny bird right in my hotel!
All of you are gonna be there at my party!
It's gonna be an animal theme again, okay?
So, we'll have fish, we'll have a tarantula
And we're trying to get a cougar to come if we can
But the rat can't do it
Oh, and one last thing: what does the pig say?
OINK! OINK!
HNGWAH, HNGWAH!
OINK! OINK!
HNGWAH, HNGWAH!
MOO!
That last one is not a pig sound
Ahhhh, I hate this!
Now playing: "Bushes of Love", by Bad Lip Reading