>>> THERE WE GO, SWEETIE. >> I'M A MOM, THAT DOESN'T MEAN
I DON'T LIKE TO HAVE FUN. >> I DRIVE A MINIVAN, BUT I CAN
LET LOOSE A LITTLE TOO. >> I WANT TO USE HEROIN, I ALSO
WANT TO GET STUFF DONE. THAT'S WHY I REACH FOR HEROIN
AM. THE ONLY NONDROWSY HEROIN ON THE
MARKET. SO I CAN GET JACKED ON SCAGG AND
THEN GET TO WORK. >> THERE WAS ALMOST A STIGMA
ABOUT INJECTING BLACK TAR HEROIN.
BUT I'M ALMOST MORE ALERT THAN IF I WEREN'T ON HEROIN.
>> HEROIN USE IN AMERICA IS STEADILY ON THE RISE.
PRODUCTIVITY AMONG HEROIN USERS HAS REMAINED STAGNANT.
>> THAT'S WHY HEROIN AM COMBINES HEROIN WITH CAFFEINE AND A SMALL
PILE OF COCAINE. >> NOW AVAILABLE IN GUMMY BEARS
WHICH YOU CAN MELT DOWN AND INJECT.
>> SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE, IT'S HEROIN SO ALL THAT STUFF.
>> NOW I ASK CHASE THE DRAGON WHILE I ALSO CHASE THIS LITTLE
GUY. >> I'M GONNA GET YA.
>> THIS MIGHT BE THE FIRST AFTERNOON MOM DOESN'T NEED A
NAP. [ GIGGLING ]
[ SCREAMING ] >> HEROIN AM, FROM THE MAKERS OF
COCAINE PM. >> I WENT FROM NODDING OFF TO
NODDING YES TO MORE HEROIN. NOW, WHO'S READY FOR SCHOOL?
[ CHEERING ] [ APPLAUSE ]