[groaning] Today is the worst.
My favorite band, Couch Potato, is playing.
Bethany has tickets and she didn't invite me.
Okay, so just tell her you wanna go.
It's not the point.
I want her to want me to want to go.
Huh?
Now that she has a boyfriend.
A what?
Bethany has a boyfriend?
Yeah, Dylan's been chasing Bethany since he got here,
and she's barely even looked at him.
I mean, why won't she give me a chance?
[doorbell ringing]
That's why.
Hey, guys. I have someone I want you to meet.
This is Dylon.
Yo, what up?
[bell ringing]
So no one's going to say anything about that either?
Okay.
Where'd he even come from?
Probably from some mad scientist that cloned you to make 'em.
[chuckles] Am I right? Mm. Mm.
Come with me.
Bethany, Dylon, what's up? Me and Charlie were thinking
about watching a movie after school today.
We are?
Anyway, we thought it'd be cool if you guys can come over.
I'd have to ask my parents, but I'm in.
Yeah, that works for me.
I bet. See y'all later.
- See you later. - See you.
If he's going to be dating Bethany then,
I want to see what he's all about.
What's he got that I don't?
Well, Bethany, for one.
[chuckles]
Uh, isn't it almost movie time?
I figured if you're going to be dating Bethany,
then we should get to know each other a little bit.
Look, between you and me, I'm only hanging out with her
because she's got tickets to go to Couch Potato.
I still got a girlfriend back home in Washington anyway,
Samantha.
Wait, so you're telling me you already had a girlfriend,
and now you're dating Bethany, too?
Uh, yeah. Mm-hmm.
Call my little boo thing.
Calling my little boo thing.
[ringing]
I can't even get one girl, and this dude's got two.
Chow. [beeping]
Bro, you're playing Bethany?
You know what?
I'm going to tell Bethany the truth.
Wait. For real?
You're a good dude. You know what?
I'm going to tell Bethany she should give you a chance.
You're doing the right thing, man.
Dylan. Dylon told us everything.
Look, Bethany,
I know what Dylon told you really hurt your heart,
but, I'm glad he told you.
You needed to know what type of person you were dealing with.
Dylan, how could you?
How could I what?
Dylon told us you threatened him and said
that if he didn't break up with me,
you'd give him a wedgie so bad
he couldn't sit for a week.
He's thinking about doing it right now.
Guys, he's lying.
Just leave, Dylan.
You know what? Fine. I'm out.
Hi-yah.
Hey, that's my phone.
Dylan, what are you doing?
Call my little boo thing.
Calling my little boo thing.
Wow. I wasn't sure it was gonna work.
[ringing]
- Told ya they were twins. - Spooky.
[ringing]
-
Who's this?
Bethany. Who's this?
Uh, Dylon's girlfriend, Samantha.
Why are you on his phone?
Oh, Samantha, don't worry. He was just leaving.
Who?
Samantha!
That was embarrassing.
I'm going to go get some fresh air.
Man, that had more drama than the movie.
Sorry, Dylan.
I'm good.
[door closing]
Hey, I'm really sorry about that.
You don't have to apologize. I should be thanking you.
Yeah. I know.
Um, would you like to go
to the Couch Potato concert with me?
Whoa. I mean, yeah, definitely.
Actually, you should take Rebecca.
Why didn't she say anything to me?
I don't know.
Something about she wants you to want to want to take her.
Honestly, it was too many wants for me to follow.
It's okay. I know what she means.
[kissing] Thanks, Dylan.
[door closing]
[thudding]