- Is that a roll? - The Rooster Roll. Yes!
(gasps) These things are the best!
- Oh boy, that looks good.
- They're gonna have to call in some staff
to make our order. - Yeah.
- "Get down to the store now,
two cross dressers just ordered half the menu!"
It's time for the peas.
I've never met a pea I didn't like.
(everyone stifling laughter)
- Is that why you've dressed as one?
- Hey guys, what's up?
Today we're gonna be trying the Red Rooster drive-thru
for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
We are gonna be ordering
whatever the people in front of us order.
- And this time I've made Tom drive, which I'm regretting.
We love chicken!
- [Tom] Yep. This is gonna be pretty easy though.
- Mmm, pretty easy.
- [Employee] Welcome to Red, what can I get for you?
- Can we just get what the last person got?
- [Employee] Sorry, what was that?
- Can we get what the last person got?
Sorry, I think I might have said the wrong thing.
Can we get what the...
The food that the last person who came got?
- Oh! - Yeah.
- Ah, right. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- So, Tom's first go at ordering,
an absolute fail! - My bad, my bad.
- I'm really proud of you.
- Awesome, thank you so much, man.
- No worries. - Thank you.
- This bag is so fucking heavy.
(bag rustling) - Boom.
- [Zeta}] First of all, starting off strong,
we've got sauce. - We've got sauce.
- And we have one each.
Chippies? - Hell yes.
- We all know that Red Rooster chips are good.
- Give that a little...
- Mmm. - Aw!
- Red Rooster have the best chips.
- These are just salted to- - Perfection.
- With just the right amount.
Fried chicken.
- [Zeta] Red Rooster does the fried chicken good.
Mmm! - That's really, really good,
really, really, really, really, really, really good!
- Mm-hmm.
It's great sauce, but you got two of the same.
I'm the kind of gal
that loves to get two different ones and share.
We have...
a flayva wrap!
Which Red Rooster are kind of known for these.
- Is that the roll? - The Rooster Roll. Yes!
(Zeta gasps) These things are the fucking best!
- Oh boy, that looks good.
- Do you want the wrap or the roll?
- Oh, my heart has no affiliation in any way,
so you choose. - Okay.
I think I would go the wrap.
- Oh, thank God, 'cause I wanted the roll.
- Okay, perfect.
- Didn't you know that? - Yes. (both laugh)
(upbeat pop music) (Tom moans)
(Zeta moans)
- Perfectly moist.
- I'm loving every moment of this one.
Beautiful chicken and beautiful bread.
That's one of the best breakfast options you can get.
- That's true.
- You don't want burger for breakfast.
- No.
This is the only thing
that I'm not a fan of in the morning.
- This is great, I love this.
- It's too early in the morning for me.
Okay, well, should we talk about
the person who ordered this?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I think these people were going on a road trip.
- Maybe they're going to the national park
to see some stuff,
see nature or something like this.
I think these are seasoned Red Rooster professionals
'cause they came in right at opening hour.
They're Red Rooster aficionados.
- Mm-hmm.
This is a great brekkie.
for somewhere that isn't known for brekkie.
I think I'm gonna have to give it a nine.
- This is the perfect order,
so I'm gonna give it 10 outta 10 for brekkie.
- Wow! - Yep.
- A 10 outta 10.
Wow, where can we go from here?
- Only down. (both laughing)
(upbeat snappy music)
- We're going to Summer Hill Red Rooster for lunch.
- Summer Hill Red Rooster.
- [Employee] Welcome to Red, what can I get for you?
- Hey there.
Can I just get what that car in front of me got?
- [Employee] Yeah, not a problem.
- Awesome, thank you so much.
- Tom, you nailed that! - Oof.
But uh, $29...
- We're getting big orders today.
- Thank you so much. - Thank you.
(bag rustling) - Huge bag people!
(Zeta screams) We got chippies.
- Mmm. - Amazing.
- A Rippa Wrap,
do you know what that is? - No.
- Oh, it's a roll! - Oh!
- And it's got fried chicken in it.
I think they're the tenders.
What is this?
This is like a full-on fucking lunch box.
Even bigger chippies.
This is how big all chips should be.
I think this is the same thing as the other one.
- Oh. - Yeah, the Rippa Roll.
- Gravy and potato. - (indistinct) and gravy.
And we have some drumsticks.
- So we're going for the Rippas.
It's not bad,
you can't go wrong with chicken and bread.
- This is fucking good.
- I'd say it's a bit too herby for me.
- No, I love the herb. - Okay.
So we got drumsticks.
- Which is the superior part of the chicken.
- Slightly peppered. - Absolutely succulent.
- These are like, too good. - Mm-hmm.
And now the gravy.
- I'm gonna go raw and just eat it.
- Oh, just get in there raw, you're right.
- Yeah. - Okay.
- That's what I usually do.
- I don't mind a chip and gravy, hey.
- For me, these fast food gravies are much the same.
You know what I think's happened?
- No, but I would love you to tell me.
- I reckon this is a husband and wife.
And then he said, "Hey,
how 'bout we do a little bit chicky mid-week Red Roost?"
- Okay, rating this as a meal...
- Roll is good, but I prefer that Rooster roll
that we had this morning.
- A 7.5.
- Yeah, I'm gonna give it a 7.55.
- Strap in for dinner,
because it's gonna be fucking wild!
- Whoa!
(big band music)
- Okay, we're ready to get our special guests.
- [Etcetera Etcetera] How are you? What are you doing?
(excited screaming)
- [Art Simone] Hi! What's going on?
- Hello! - Hello!
- Well, please climb into our laps, why don't you?
- I'm just trying to fit it in.
Is this the camera? Is this our camera?
- I don't think we should be sitting in the back seat
because I think we should drive this shit.
- I think we're gonna take over.
- No, we're the hosts,
we're the hosts, I think no. - No, no, not anymore anyway.
- We're drag queens, no, we're the hosts now.
- Can't you see my head is much bigger than yours?
- I can fit in through the window.
- Red Rooster! - Red Rooda!
Could your windscreen be any more filthy,
by the way? - I'm sorry.
- I can't fucking see anything.
- [Zeta] We're coming up to the drive-thru.
- Oh, hello there!
We would just love to order, the previous order
that was placed within this drive-through, please.
- Oh my God, hello! - Hi!
- That's a lot of food.
Two bags.
- This is literally a whole chicken.
(everyone laughs) - [Zeta] Oh my god!
- That is a deconstructed chicken.
- [Art Simone] That does not look like the pictures.
- And they've given us crunchy slaw.
(everyone laughs)
- Taste it, yummy. - Oh, nice.
- [Everyone] Cheers! - Cheers everyone!
(upbeat big band music)
- [Tom] Oh! - Tom, what did you bite into?
- I don't know what part of the chicken this is.
- Don't bite on the boner, Tom.
- Don't eat the bone, that's a choking hazard.
- I mean, it tastes good.
See, I reckon this is a tradie.
He just finished with the day,
and says, "I want a whole chook."
- [Tom] Why the slaw then?
- Oh, something to cry into afterwards.
You got the lipstick on the drumstick.
- (laughs) Glitter on the drumstick.
- Yeah, there's glitter on that drumstick.
- There is glitter on the drumstick.
I like the fact that it has big shredded veggies.
- So, what would you rate this meal?
- I'd do three chooks out of five for that.
- Yeah.
- 'Cause quality was good. - Yeah.
There was no glamour to that. (Tom snickers)
- No, I think the slaw was quite colorful and fabulous.
- No, sometimes you... - The slaw was giving pride.
(Zeta and Tom laugh)
You got a car full of these.
Get on for Mardi Gras next year at Sydney World Pride.
You should do a pride slaw, just letting you know.
- Absolutely! - A pride slaw.
- And you can put my face on there
'cause I thought of the idea, all right?
(Zeta chuckles)
And then people can eat me all night long.
So, how many chooks out of five?
- Three.
- Yeah, same as me. - Hmm.
- Yeah. - Three's okay.
- I feel like we didn't give Red Rooster the best chance
because we just ate their base.
- That was borings. - Yes!
- Which is a rooster.
And I think we need to go and see what they can do.
Do you have cheesy chicken nuggets?
Could I also grab two pineapple fritters?
Or four, make that four pineapple fritters, please.
- Yeah, four pineapple fritters.
- Oh, could we have a side of peas?
- [Art Simone] Can we have a triple spicy combo burger?
- [Etcetera Etcetera] Yeah, two triple spicy combo burgers.
- Oh, four corn wheels! - Four corn wheels.
- [Tom] I don't want one, I don't want one.
- [Zeta] Tom!
- [Both] Okay, three corn wheels, sorry!
- [Art Simone] Chicken combo meal with wings...
- [Employee] Did you want garlic bread?
- [Art Simone] (laughs) What?
Chuck the garlic bread on there, I don't mind.
- Fanta. - Fanta, please.
- Fanta.
They're gonna have to call in some staff
to make our order. - Yeah.
- "Get down to the store now,
two cross dressers just ordered half the menu!"
Thank you!
I don't mean to be dramatic,
but every smell I have ever smelled in my life
is coming from this bag.
A very warm... - Very moist.
(everyone laughing)
- There is a pill for that.
Chookas, everyone.
- Cheers. - Chookas.
- Do you know what I'm not getting? Garlic.
They should call it butter bread.
- I will give these two chooks out of five.
- I'll give it two chooks out of five.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Now we have the Red Rooster chips.
- That is like picture perfect
with them sticking out the front there.
- It's quite good. - Mm-hmm.
- Oh, that's good. - That's a good chip!
- Look how long this chip is. (everyone laughs)
- Give that a skinner. - Oh!
- Nah.
- That tastes like the two-minute noodle seasoning.
- Oh, it does! - Yeah.
- That you have with beef two-minute noodles.
- Zero out of five chooks.
- I don't mind it though. (Tom and Zeta laugh)
- Peas. - Oh my god.
- I've never met a pea I didn't like.
(everyone stifles laughter)
- Is that why you've dressed as one?
- Oh, it's the cheesy chicken nuggets!
- [Art Simone] They have little flickies in them.
- Sesame seeds. - Seeds!
- [Zeta] I do love a seed.
- Cheers. - All right, let's go.
- [Zeta] Mmm!
- I was expecting more cheese though.
- [Art Simone] Mmm.
- I would say four out of five for these chicken nuggets.
- [Tom] I'm going three.
- Three out of five chooks.
What is this? - Why is it a tiny bag?
- Corn. (everyone laughs)
- It's so small.
- These are the smallest corn I've ever seen.
- Oh, they smell really good.
They smell like popcorn!
Oh, it's in my nose.
Oh, it's really good.
- That's really... - Really, really good!
- This five out of five.
- [Art Simone] This is like, 10 out of five.
- Oh, that corn, life changing.
- Fanta.
- Sprite. (everyone laughs)
We have burgers.
Oh, it is quite spicy.
- I don't think it's spicy, you're just a weak bitch.
- No, it's not a good spicy.
- No, the chicken's like, good chicken.
- It's a one from me. (Zeta gasps)
- I'll give it a two 'cause I'm finishing it.
- I mean not everything can be a five, you know?
- The fried pineapple fritter.
- Oh, nice. - Oh!
- [Zeta] It's like a Krispy Kreme!
- Love! Obsessed!
- Very juicy.
- Five outta five.
- Absolutely. - Mm-hmm.
- As the sun sets this evening, we've eaten our dinner,
we went through highs and lows.
- And we never found out why the rooster is red!
- No.
- [Etcetera Etcetera] I know why it's red.
It just ate that fucking spicy burger
and it shit itself!