Warning in advance for seizure. There is a warning at 2:31 for the exact spot.
Hello every person who happened to click on this video
My name is Solar Sands
So if you saw the title today then you are probably thinking to yourself:
"Hey, Solar! You must be running out of ideas if you are just reviewing stamps,
lol!"
But no, that is not the case.
Well, it is partially the case...
but the other side of this case is that I have come across some of the most interesting -
and by interesting I mean either completely moronic
or just strange stamps
Stamps, if you don't know, are pretty much photoshoped edits that share a message
that you can put on your profile page.
And let's just say that they are pretty much the most moderate piece of media on deviantART
but, of course, some are not so moderate.
And that's why we are going to be reviewing them today.
"I have a dark side."
Jesus, that edginess is strong.
I mean, you guys should know by now that I am the edge master and of course I see things like this all the time but wow, just-
Sigh.
it still hits me every time.
"I am crazy. Deal with it!"
Hey, guys... I have an confession to make...
I'm crazy.
Yeah, I know, I know this is a big transition for all of you
but I am indeed crazy.
Now, I need you all to line up and give me attention
Just about 30 minutes of your full attention
because I am crazy and I deserve your attention and respect.
"I love blood."
Oh... you love blood. Tell me then:
Do you drink blood?
Do you rub blood on your body?
Do you jerk off with blood?
I thought so.
"I support spoons."
Oh my god, lol!
I support spoons XDDDDDD, am I right?!
"Proud to be pure evil."
Oh boy, you're- you're pure evil, are you?
Interesting, interesting...
You know, most of these people, who are "pure evil" wouldn't even punch someone in the face without apologizing 10 seconds later.
I mean, pure evil is hating everyone around you with a passion
Pure evil is designing torture machines and planning genocides of the entire human race.
Not, freaking, I don't - what would I do as an edgy teenager?
Um...
Yell at my parents?
So, yeah, they also put this stamp right next to "Respect for women".
How evil...
AH!
What is this?!
Damn it man, you're going to make me put a seizure warning on this video.
Anyway, let's...
let's just try and read through this awful thing!
"Male vore is better than female vore."
Who cares?!
"I would love to kill a wolf."
Well, that's just kind of a jerky thing to say.
I mean do you realize how many humans I would love to kill?
I mean, I really want to kill a lot of people.
Like, a lot!
Like, brutally murder millions upon millions of people in cold blood.
I mean, I could get a gun, put everyone on earth in a huge line
and...
Maybe I should stop talking.
"Promote abstinence? Fuck you!"
Why?
I mean, if you are forcing abstinence on someone and they don't want to hear it I could understand why that is a problem
But this is just promoting it.
What exactly is the problem?
Who is going to become hurt by promoting abstinence?
Who. Cares?
"I support being random."
You know, here is a thing about being random, okay?
Most people use "being random" as a substitute for "being charming" and "funny".
If things are random in such a stupid and convoluted way, then it can be funny.
But, you know, doing something like this:
"Oh look, I got a shoe on my hand and I like squirrels."
"Oh, look at how random I am!"
It's- it's...
it's not funny. It's just not.
"I will never marry a bisexual girl."
Boy please, you wouldn't be able to get a girl if she was straight either.
But really, I don't care about this stamp, I really don't.
And I don't feel like arguing.
I just wanted to perfom that epic roast.
Please, feel free to call me cancer in the comments.
"I am not human."
I mean, this one is just a flat-out lie.
Yes, you are human.
Nothing clever to say here, no jokes or anything from me today, just-
You are human.
You are using the computer.
You're obviously human.
End of discussion.
"Critique not desired."
Okay, so let me get this straight.
You, an artist, don't want critque, even though you posted art on a website that is in the public eye and where anyone can criticize you.
If you didn't want critque, why oh why are you on a public art website?
Like seriously, I mean, I get criticism, like, rough criticism
which is what I usually give.
But this is freaking critique
something, that all artist regardless of their precious little feelings should be able to take.
Out of all these stamps this is the one I don't agree with the most.
I mean, all you do is make stamps, how are people even critiquing you?
Anyway, my name is Solar Sands, this is been "Browsing deviantART" and goodbye.