- You ever have hasenpfeffer? - Have some what?
- You ever have hasenpfeffer?
- Yes.
- Today I'm gonna feed my 20 foot python.
What's on the menu?
Hasenpfeffer!
- Oh. Yeah, I've had that.
- And it looks like Lucy is ready for sure.
Come on Jeanie.
Oh yeah!
Woohoo. There she goes.
Yep, she was hungry.
Today I really need the boys' help.
We don't wanna find homes for these baby anaconda
until they're tame.
So they need to be socialized.
So I need you guys to go downstairs
and spend the next half an hour
socializing the baby anacondas
so they don't bite
when we actually get rid of 'em.
Okay? Go.
- Okay? No.
You look good today, girl.
(chuckling)
- Noah, what are you doing?
- I'm sensualizing the anacondas.
- We have to socialize them.
- I don't believe in socialism.
(laughing)
Whoa, why?
Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike.
We have 40 of these.
You gotta spend five minutes times 40.
That's like 37 hours.
I don't know how we're gonna do this in one day.
- I don't wanna get bit by the anacondas today.
- That's why we're sensualizing 'em.
You- - OW! You f.
That one's done for the day.
(laughing) - DAH!
I don't like this.
- I don't wanna get bit today.
- Well, the fact that they're both
right on top of each other,
that's not good for feeding.
I'm gonna climb in the other side.
See if I can get one of 'em to go to the other way.
- [Mike] She's already coming.
She saw that rabbit.
- Hey, here goes nothin'.
Plucking Ariana as far enough away
where I can get her.
Come on, Ariana.
Over here, over here.
Not that way. Not that way. Don't go in.
- [Mike] Really? Weird.
(drums beating)
- I'm gonna get her out of the enclosure
so that I can feed Ivy.
I don't want them in here together.
Now here's Ivy's turn.
(drums beating)
There she goes.
There you go.
Good girl, Ivy.
She's gonna put all that weight back on
in no time eating as well as she is.
- This one's a chunky monkey.
- Mike, remember the key is-
- You are already bleeding so bad.
- No, I'm not. It's fake blood.
We're in the matrix.
You have to breathe right.
- So like socialize.
- Key is staying calm, right?
- Well you gotta keep- - I'm touching it.
- Rubbing it and stuff,
because it's gotta like - I'm touching it.
- get used to touch, you know.
- Like that?
- Yes.
See, you're doing a very good job.
You have to end it on a positive experience.
- Does that count as a positive experience?
Can we put it back now?
- One head boop.
- Boop. Aah!
Not the back of the hand.
- Don't let it bite you.
You see, we held.
- Now we're putting back.
- Yes, but gently.
You see how it's crawling away.
It's not scared. - Yep.
- Three down and 38 to go.
There's 41 of 'em now.
(trolley bin crashing)
- [Mike] Sorry, it's loud.
- We have Adam in the house from Ohio.
He's on a tour right here
and I'm actually gonna give him a chance
to feed Elvis.
Would you like to do that?
- I sure would. - All right.
So all you have to do is answer five questions.
If you get those five questions right
you get a chance to feed Elvis for no cost.
Cupcake is a boa constrictor from Columbia.
Do they have live young or eggs?
- Live young. (bell dinging)
- Mike, Mike.
Mike, hey.
- What?
- You only have a couple of days left.
- Yeah.
- We gotta make sure that Connie is up to speed.
- Oh, don't worry.
I got just the right thing in mind.
All right Connie.
Here's the deal.
I'm gonna teach you a little some about speed.
You know, I'm the king of speed around here.
- Okay. - Lightning fast.
You're gonna do one side.
I'm gonna clean the other,
first to the end wins.
- Sounds good.
- Gonna be pretty hard to beat me.
You're gonna be seeing dust.
- We'll see.
- You ready?
- Yeah. - Go.
- Wait!
(dramatic music)
- I'm all done.
- What? How'd you get done so quick?
Hey Connie, you missed a spot.
- What a sore loser.
- You know my girls believe
they're the cow reticulated python.
- Sure.
- Are reticulated pythons the longest snake in the world?
- They are. - Perfect.
Adam standing behind us is baby Kush
the crocodile monitor.
Happens to be the second longest lizard in the world.
Tell me, are komodo dragons or water monitors
the longest lizard?
- Komodo dragon.
- Ding, ding, ding. Three in a row.
(suspenseful music)
- I don't want this one.
- Ai jai jai!
- Can I move on to a different one?
- No, that one more than-
- No! Not the belly.
- Please not the belly.
- I didn't mean to.
It's just that, you know how it goes.
- Do I? (chuckling)
Don't wanna get bit.
- Whoa, there must be something
in your blood. - Dude.
They both are strikin' at ya.
- Comin' from different angles, man.
I don't like them.
- No, you have to grab that.
Mike.
- Do you wanna move onto a female?
- You have to grab it.
Watch, like this.
(beep)
(laughing)
How did Ivy become so nice?
Look at this guy.
He's ready to rock 'em, sock 'em.
(bells ringing)
- God, I don't wanna get bit by an anaconda.
- It's amazing that Ivy literally
just finished up eating
and you can just crawl in here with her.
We just hang out with her.
That tells you how amazing this animal is.
Is the fact that literally right after food
you could just come in here and play with her
and she's as docile as can be.
It's very important when they have babies
to rebound with food.
This is her second meal.
So we'll continue to increase the size
of meals over the next month or so
to get that body weight back.
When a female that's either a live bear
or an egg layer has their eggs or babies
it's so important for them to get back onto food.
Get that nourishment, cuz you gotta remember
some of 'em are already two or three months without food.
So it's really, really important to get 'em back on.
So it's so good that Ivy, my girl, is eating really good
and doing well.
I tell yo what, here in another month or so
probably gonna put the majority of her weight back,
cuz they really pack that nutrition
when you feed 'em, into growth
and actually replenishing their body.
So she's gonna be back to that 120, 130 pound animal,
here the next month, month and a half.
It'll be hard to take her out and handle her again.
But wow.
She is just back to her old self
and I am so happy that breeding her
didn't change her behavior.
And speaking of behavior,
I think someone else is a little curious too.
Hey Ariana.
Maybe be in a couple years
Ariana will be as big as Ivy.
Ben and Jerry is the two headed California king snake.
If I bred Ben and Jerry,
would I produce more two-headed snakes?
- No. - Boy, this guy has it down.
Matilda, of course the Aldabra tortoise.
One of the oldest living land animals on the planet.
Aldabra tortoises typically live 100 or 200 years?
- 200 years.
- He's got it. He's gonna feed Elvis.
Way to go, Adam.
(hands clapping)
- The 30 rack kebab.
- You like it?
- Looks pretty good.
- See, I'm not just crazy.
- Guys, we're supposed to be feeding Elvis
with Adam right now.
Like what are we doing?
- Alright Adam. Ever fed a monitor?
- Have not.
- And you're stuck with us?
(laughing)
I dunno, be a bad idea.
We're gonna do a couple pieces of fishy.
Come on Elvis.
(rock music)
- Do the next one with your mouth.
- We're doing my mouth.
(rock music)
- I wanna see if he can catch.
- Drop it in.
- All right Mike, spin him around a little.
- [Mike] Oh.
(rock music)
- Right, catch. Yeah
- Oh. - Awesome.
- Show 'em up a little something?
We gotta socialize these. - Okay.
- Show 'em up, girl.
- You can face it alone.
- Go again. - You grab it.
- See how easy that is, Mike?
It wasn't even in a striking position.
- Oh, is this one a actionless?
- No, the top row sucks.
- Oh, yeah. - Yeah.
- Forget you, dude.
Why do we have so many baby anacondas?
- My dad's madic.
- GOD!
- Fine.
- See, look done.
I like to be sensualized.
(laughing)
- Aah, Poop.
- This one would survive in the wild.
- Yep. - Yep.
Aah, little stinks.
- Whoa. That was nutty brother.
- Just the fact that they can literally strike
from like all different-
- Hai, abangolo. Lolololololo.
- I just don't have the experience
of getting bit. - This one is,
BUM,
really tame animal.
- [Adam] Hey y'all like I'm really actually impressed.
- Nailed 87 times already.
- [Adam] I haven't got bit once.
- This one's not bad, actually.
- Look at him just like that.
You just gotta take a few bites.
- This one's not bad.
- I should be a professional animal tamer.
- It's almost like we are.
(blow thudding)
- Let's see if Frosty wants some food.
Ow, that was on my shin.
- You hit my boob.
Yeah, let's go boy.
- Look at him go.
And ball training's new to him.
He came all the way from Indonesia.
So they don't even have blue balls in Indonesia.
I don't know if you know that.
(laughing) So-
- This is too good.
- He's never even seen it before.
Now he's chasing it.
- Hang on a second.
I have been working with him with the blue ball.
This is the first time we're actually seeing it on camera.
When he shows interest in the ball,
you have to just feed him.
- You get him to chase the ball.
- That's alright.
(saxophone music)
(mike blowing)
- Got a little juice on ya. (chuckling)
- Juicy food fishy.
- Wow, that's a great training session, Mike.
I think we're gonna end it there.
Within the next couple of months.
- Or weeks. Or weeks. - We'll have him walk-
We'll have him walking on his back two legs.
Buying us a fish fillet, you know?
- Whoa, that would that be impressive.
Why does Brian have the idea to breed anacondas
when we know they come out mean?
- Mine's doing great, look here.
This one getting chin scratches, bro.
- I'm not doing that, dude.
- Doing bro? We don't put- - It's not-
- You can't put it back like that.
It's never gonna trust a human.
- Hope you get nailed.
Just like that!
- That didn't bite me.
- I just, you're bleeding.
- No, I'm not. - You are.
- Nope - You are.
- That's fake blood.
- I don't know if I wanna move to the female.
- It's a baby snake.
He's just a little scared of the little snake
with the chin scratches.
Woo hoo hoo.
OH!
My dad's taught you so many times.
Oh, shit. High five.
- See, this is what I'm talking about.
Yeah, look at him go.
- It's in your blood.
- Grab it, grab it. - I don't wanna.
- Mike, grab it.
- I don't want to.
- Fine then, don't.
I'm dually registered socialization.
Haha. Boo.
Remember, it's all about alphaness.
Woof. I'm the alpha.
You're a beta (beep).
Dude, why you do that to me, Jay?
- It's not fun for anybody.
- I think this is pretty funny.
- I don't wanna get bit.
- Then don't.
You won't get bit if you just grab it.
- It's not that bad.
- Shut up, Maria.
- Look at that.
- Now it's a wet noodle.
- Oh yeah, look at it.
This one's good. This one's good
- Please not the cuticle.
- Dang it.
- You almost just got mine. Oh.
- You gotta show 'em who's the alpha. Hoo.
- When they're in the water
they're even worse.
Cuz then they're just wet like-
- You just grip 'em.
- Oh, not the side of the hand.
This one is really nice.
- You see that man?
That's how you do it, Mike.
You're getting schooled like freaking professor.
- Well that one's big, bro.
Look at that. - Hoo!
- Look at the head on that, dude.
- Shoot.
- That thing's a chunker.
- I'm not supposed to swear
and you guys are making it really hard.
I don't like these at all.
- So we have Ronan in the house here
for a little tour of the Reptarium
and he's actually gonna do a little Q and A too.
If he wins he gets to feed
our giant black throat monitor.
All right, Ronan.
What is the difference between a turtle and a tortoise?
- The turtles live underwater
and the tortoises stay on land.
- Got that one right.
This happens to be Potato.
It's a blue tongue skink.
Why do you think it's called a blue tongue skink?
- Because I think it has a blue tongue.
- There he goes.
Ronan, I got a tough one for you.
What does an egg eating snake eat?
- Well, eggs.
- This guy knows everything.
Why is a bearded dragon called the bearded dragon?
- Because it looks like it has a beard.
- I can't trick 'em.
Okay Ronan, I know that you have a Panther chameleon.
So let me ask you, are chameleons tongues sticky?
- Well they, they're kind of, but they're not.
They use this strong muscle,
because there's like this big muscle at the end.
They use it to grab it.
Like if you're catching a firefly.
- I guess we're feeding Waffles.
- I watch your guys' YouTube channel.
I think they're awesome.
- Thanks dude.
- Hold that. Squeeze. - Squeeze.
- Come on over.
Oh, he's gettin' there. - Here he comes.
- [Mike] Aah, yum. (Chuckling)
- You want more? - Squeeze.
(upbeat music)
He's very gentle.
(upbeat music)
Here you go Waffle.
(upbeat music)
Good job, Ronan.
You're the man.
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