How tu mak spaghetiiti..
Hey you
Hey Dumbass
Mario: *hmm*?
Mario *hou hou*
Do you want to learn
how tu mak spaghetiiti
Mario: Oh yeah !
Then follow my steps
and learn how to make spaghetiiti like a pro
Mario YEAH AH A-
KABOOOM!
step 1. gather the ingredients
First, you must buy required ingredients
this includes:
-oil
-flour
-baking mix -drugs
- an old guy
-poison
Do you have these ingredients ?
Mario :hmmmmm
Mario : hmmmmm x2
HHMMMMMM
Mario : WOOAHA
You idiot ! You threw away your refrigirator
Mario : d'oh
It looks like we're gonna have to go purchase them
This is the perfect Place, Wait what the hell?! Сhange the picture !
Ha this is it !
Ah screw it. This is were you can buy your crap
Okay after you have founds the items; buy them
Wait, let me guess you don't have enough money ?
Mario: Nintendo !
Hey, that's what i thought
We're going to need to earn money
Remembers kids, you should never steal money
That's a bad thing and you should neve-
step 1.5 knock some one out and take their money.
Remember to hide the body afterwards
step 2 getting started
Next you need to find a
STOP DANCING LIKE AN IDIOT AND LISTEN !!
We need to find a proper place to cook the spaghetti
Do you know where the kitchen is?
Mario : LUIGI !
Okay you're hopeless
Now this is your proper kitchen.
It's clean and tidy.
But i'm not sure it's your kitchen ...
OH YEAAAAAH song
Okay, now to begin, Please take out a frying pan.
You found a fork !
I SAID GET A FRYING PAN
You found Doritos !
FRYING PAN YOU IDIOT
You found an old ma-
BONK
HAHA LOLOLOLOOLOLOL DUMBASS
step 3 safety
Before we start cooking it is important to take safety actions.
The oven can be a big ass, So here's what to do so you don't get hurt?
Put the oven to a low heating temperature
Mario: AHHHH JESUS CHRIST ! AAA FUU-
Wash your nasty hands all the time
Mario: Blllbblblblblbblblblblbl
Don't go near the toaster
Mario : lalala ummm umm ummm
AHHHHH FUCK I'M ON FIRE SHII-
step 4 adding the ingredients
Now it's time we get to the importat part, adding the crap into the bowl.
First add some butter
100 points omg
Next add some flour
OMG 100 POINTS :O
Now adds 4/3 of poison
Mario ?
*old crappy internet sound*
well shit
Oh for god's sakes !
Time to mix it and make it sexier
ALL THE WAY YOU WANTIT
Not that kind of sexy
Keep mixing for thirty minutes
step 6...
OMFG SWEET RAVE PARTY WOOOOOT
step 7 heating dat crap
Now it's time to heat the mixed spaghetti
I'm now gonna get more ingredients
You go heat up the spaghetti
Mario : Fine!
*mario singing*
Okay i'm back. Have you heated it yeat ?
Luigi: HELP HELP HELP !!
Mario: Yummy !
gg mario gg
Okay, after tryng getting luigi out of the micro-wave,
let's forget him
so-
Luigi: HALP !
Shut up !
Now let's use the oven
We all know you go on fire if you touch it mario
But don't worry this time I made sure it wont set you on fire
So careful, you just gotta turn the-
You freaking idiot
I said 100 degrees not 1000 degrees
step 8 decorations and condiments
That's one good looking spaghetti
WHY DOESN'T MINE LOOKS LIKE THAT ?
That is why you should always make your meal looks sexy
Using things such as
Makeup
Awesome sauce
LUIGI
SMG4's sexy hair uwu
LUIGI
and Magic !
HA! GAYYYYYYYYYYYY
*Mario has an idea*
*Yeah*
*WOW*
such awesomeness
10/10
WOW EVEN BETTER THAN MAMA
7.8/10 Too much spaghetti- IGN
Very well done
HOLY CRAP 10/10
step 9 tasting
Before we eat the spaghetti
We want to know how cool it is
And that's why people are going to taste it
Like this guy over here
*noises*
Is he eating it?
*More awkward noises*
*BLARGHHH*
I think he likes it
GREAT 10/10
step 10 finishing :3
It's finally the time we've all been waiting for !
Time to eat this marvelous creation
Now you know the secrets to making this famous dish,
How do you feel ?
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very interesting
Well now is the time
Time for me to eat it
Why is everyone so quiet?
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Wow slow down
I never said you could eat it
*Mario gets angry*
Shut up you're gay
*arguing*
No, you are gay
YOURE GAY
YOURE GAY x 2
YOURE GAY x 3
YOURE GAY x pingas
HERE'S JOHNNY !
OH God someone call the police
THERE'S A RAPIST IN MY HOME !!
mario: oki doki
mario! let's have fun !
NO SERIOUSLY
PEOPLE WATCHING THIS VIDEO CALL THE POLICE PLEASE !!!!
*singin*
Oh My GOd
uhhh idk what to put here
Check out my other videos such as
How to make friends
And how to rob a bank !
See you next time kids
now go make some spaghetti today
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