Ya-ha-ha!
Ya.. ha... HA!
Hurry Link, you must regain your memories and…
er… Link?... What exactly... are you doing?
Hey brainworm, just lookin’ for Koroks, to get poop for the maracas guy.
I’m ZELDA. The Princess? We used to date?
I’ve been fending off the Calamity for 100 years while you “get poop”.
Wait, did you think I was some sort of parasite this entire time?
Ohhh right, the Princess, sure. How’s that Ganon thing going, by the way?
Not... splendidly...
I can help you look for Koroks after Hyrule is saved. I really need you here, Link.
Abso-toot-ly, Zel. I’ll see you in five hours of gameplay, tops.
Link I… Are you seriously building a TOWN right now!?
No! Okay, maybe a little, but it’s not my fault! I bought a house because I wanted someplace
cool to mount my badass swords EXCEPT the place looked bad so
I hired these randos to upgrade it but THEN one of them wanted some wood
and you know I’m good for it but after a while he just kept saying
“I want wood” and “Give me wood” and after a while it stopped being funny
and it really just took a long time BUT I am almost all done I swear.
That... sounds like a tremendous waste of time. But I’m glad you’re all finished.
I am. Totally finished. I just have to find this chick he
wants to marry and bring her here, and also the priest,
and a bunch of guys who have like last names sort of like his?
Also I still have to give this guy wood. Heh okay it’s funny again.
AUGH, just HURRY!
Open your eyes, dickwipe.
What the shit is this?!
GAAHHhhheyy there!
I just came in to upgrade my armor. I need to be super yoked before
I can storm the castle, y’know?
I don’t care if you show up wearing Tingle’s desiccated CORPSE, just GET HERE.
Well excuuuuse me brainworm,
where’s the fire?
HYRULE. CASTLE.
Okay. Got it.
He’s really coming this time.
You’ll see.
Heeere, chickee chickee chickee!
I’m starting to think you DO have brainworms. Castle’s THAT way, taintcheese!
I’m COMING! God! Okay, I’ll admit it, some of the stuff I’ve been doing
might look like kind of a waste of time. But THIS! This is IMPORTANT!
This poor man desperately needs me to find his cuccos so he can, uh...
Make them kiss.
So he can MAKE THEM -- whoa, really?
Yeah. Wanna watch?
I literally cannot think of anything more important.
That hairless PRICK! Do I have to do everything MYSELF?
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
Ganon is dead. Hyrule is saved!
Hurray for Link! He killed Ganon all by himself!
He worked so hard for this somehow!
Link! Link! Link! Link!
Huh.
Okay, I’ll give him that one. Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss…