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Hellllllew!
I'm Natalie, I'm Tara and this is Natalie and Tara Try Stuff.
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Today we are doing the Great Pumpkin Spice Challange of 2017.
I was walking through Ralph's and I saw a wall
of pumpkin spice stuff that shouldn't be pumpkin spice and thus... it was gonna be
hey let's do a Resistance but instead we decided let's just eat all of
the gross pumpkin spice things we can find and yell about it the entire time.
You know because you're really gotten out of hand, Trader Joe's! Oh, it's allso bad.
You need to stop!
We didn't just buy like the stuff that's like looks like it might taste good
like the Cheerios pumpkin spice stuff. Like that's not that crazy.
Like things that you go- "Whhhhy?" "Whoooooo?"
"You're out of controool." "You need to put thatpumpkin spice dooown." "Step away from the pumpkin spice!"
Okay, let's start. Let's actually do this. We do talk alot.
Okay so we're gonna dive right in with the classic thing that we think spawned this
entire monstrosity of pumpkin spice everything. The OG would be Starbucks and their pumpkin spice latte.
Starbucks. You are at fault. You are at fault for this.
This is to prime our pallets. Or it could just already set us off in the wrong direction.
I've never had this. Have you? You've never had pumpkin spice latte? No.
Oh, yeah, you're not a basic bitch. Thank you. I'm, that's such a compliment. Okay let's see.
Okay. I mean. It's okay, I've actually never had the bottle version of
this before I've only ever had the latte at Starbucks, actually I kinda like it.
So we're gonna start off with cookies. I don't know what these are. Tara bought these.
I bought these. I know what these are. These are Oreo. I hate Oreos.
Part of the challenge here was Tara and I just kept trying to find things that would gross the other person out.
Like and I know her hate for Oreos So I got Pumpkin Spice Oreos.
These smell like the most amount of sugar you could ever pack into anything. Like just.-
Oh my God! That's like pure sugar. It's like a high school body spray.
That's hard. Oh I don't like that at all.
Does't really taste like pumpkin. .. or spice. Just tastes like sugar.
It's actually hurting my teeth and I don't have like sensitive teeth.
I'm just gonna eat this whole thing.
You've so much to eat. Mmhmm. So much to eat. I don't have breakfast.
Ooh these smell really good. They're like. Eww! No they don't!
Okay. Okay. Harvesty. Yeah -ish. The texture is nice, like the crispiness.
It's a good mildly pumpkin spicy. Okay, next thing-
Breakfast- and we're gonna go with the basic, "your mom didn't cook breakfast." Pop-Tarts.
Tara went organic again. Well I went Trader Joe. I got the Trader Joe. I went Target
Pumpkin spice pop-tart. And then we got the classic, the basic, I'm like a little more white trash over here.
All right, Let's go. You first, we did me first last time.
So let's go, that's this one. And it's hot. We did toast them.
Again I don't taste pumpkin. Oh, a little, very little. This is actually not bad.
It's good. I like this, this wins. I could do this year round.
This ones like super cute.
"Limited edition toaster pastry do do doo do do do doo."
Weirdo.
I don't even taste anything. I don't even taste sugar anymore.
I think we've killed our taste buds already.
Next thing! Next thing! Breakfast level 2. Breakfast like your mom actually love you.
I've got Pumpkin Spice Scone which is over here actually.
And I've got gluten-free pumpkin pancake mix. Which is you ever here.
I'm not worried about the pumpkin spice of this I'm worried about the gluten part pf this.
Both of these are Tara purchases. I just think
it's so funny that like even the gluten-free people are forced to go through it. Are into it now.
Let's go, let's go pancakes. Pancakes first. I smells really good.
And I only burned life 4 of them. Did you see this big stack that Tara made?
Look how pretty!
I do not like that texture at all. Yeah the texture is really strange.
Even the ones.... talking with my mouth full. It's okay I'll closed caption it.
I'll put it may just say un. un. un.intell. unintelligible mumbling.
I'll put that underneath what I just said too.
Scone. Scone. Pumpkin spice scone. Tara made these too. See? Pretty.
Mmm. Pumpkiny. With maple flavor icing. oh yeah
There good. I'd rather it be oatmeal though. Like it's like pumpkin spice is like
oatmeal's gross cousin. I'm like "why arent you oatmeal? None of that made any sense to me.
On to the sweets. Not that everything else wasn't sweet as F*** anyway.
Jell-o pudding.
It's not bad. Here's my thing, I don't like pudding first off.
I just not realize this. Is it a texture thing? It's a texture thing.
But specifically, because it does it taste like pumpkin pie I feel like I'm just eating a really runny
pumpkin pie. It kind of grosses me out. Well that's kinda the only reason that I
think it's acceptable is because it's so similar to a pumpkin pie.
I'm not going to have another bite of that though. She's just done already.
Well then speaking of textures- Let's try these pumpkin spice marshmallows.
Oh, this is so gross.I love them. They look like if you
turn them upside down they look like little brains instead. Ewww.
The smell. Oh that's gross I don't like that at all. No.
What is this like pumpkin spice
Pumpkin spice caramels from Trader Joe's. Pumpkin spice salted caramel.
Okay well there's salt on them. It's cute.
Ew! No! Ew! Oh my God! No! As you chew it gets so bad!. No! Nonono! Its all on my chin!
Thats terrible! After chewing it gets really gross. Dude what the F*** is happening there?
I don't taste pumpkin at all. It tastes like fish. No. Ew. It is getting worse!
Oh God that is so bad!
The pumpkin spiced Hershey Kisses which, I don't know why.
I'm gonna vomit from the previous chocolate right now. Whats's that texture?
There's a weird texture. Their like super, like,- Gummy?
Oh look there is like a soft center. Oh that's what it is. Okay.
Pumpkin spice latte sucker. It smells good.
Okay, yeah, it tastes like it. I don't hate it.
These expired last year.
Next thing. I am not excited about this. I'm so not happy about this. We got 3 different kinds of pumpkin yogurt.
So we're gonna compare . Uh we got, Noosa, Trader Joes to Chobani.
This is really good. Yeah it's pretty solid. They had a lot of different flavors too. I'm going to check this out.
Next is Trader Joe's Greek non-fat yogurt pumpkin.
Eww it's a little thicker. It's like a whip. That's got a really weird texture left in my mouth.
Like powder. I don't taste pumpkin either. I just taste yogurt.
This one actually is a pumpkin spice one. So this one fits into our narrative.
Theres like hardly anything in there. Look how, how much is.- It's like half full. Its a halvesies.
Chobani, I'm upset here. I can smell the spice and the pumpkin.
It's a little too tangy. Yeah, it's tart. Like I can definitely
taste the pumpkin spice but it doesn't go well with the tart.
No. Reject it. Reject it. You get to eat all that one. No! Give me that one. That's a good one!
This sounds good though, this fall harvest salsa Tara got. But she got it
because she come pumpkin chips. Why? Which why? Why? That should not happen.
And you know the next thing that shouldn't happen, pumpkinhummus! No! Doooon't do this! Noooo!
I wanna try the chips by themselves first.
It kinda just tastes like a stale chip. Mm-hmm.
I don't taste pumpkin. Let's dip that in the pumpkin salsa.
I don't hate that.
But again, I don't taste any pumpkin. I mean it's good. It tastes. Well I mean it's technically
it's a harvest, fall. Fall Harvest Salsa. So it's doing what it said it's gonna do.
I don't taste the pumpkin though, you're right. No, like the pumpkin being the first
ingredient... I would not have guessed there was pumpkin in that. I like it though. It's good.
We're on hummus. We're gonna eat this nasty smelling hummus.
Why? Why why why is there pumpkin spice hummus?
Are you refusing to swallow? I'm refusing to chew! I'm not moving my mouth anymore for fear of flavor.
I don't like it.
Oh really? You don't like it? You don't say? Really?
I was gonna give you the win Tara.
for like the most disgusting thing we ate with that, with that,- That chocolate thing?
Cuz that was really bad. That was really bad but I think this is, like, it's almost a tie.
Like this is bad That is bad. No that chocolate was terrible.
You win on the chocolate. That was terrible.
In our searchings, we didn't just find food we found stuff.
Pumpkin Pie Chapstick.
Pumpkin Body Butter.
Pumpkin Air Freshener! Whhhhhhy? Now, I will say, none of these are pumpkin spice ,
Tara, so - That's true. So you're not playing the game right. That's true.
But still what are you doing world? Why? What are you doing?
It just has pumpkin seed oil in it. It's not actually. Ooooohhhh.
it's not, -It doesn't smell pumpkiny. No, what is that smell? I don't know but it smells is kinda good.
That's not baaaad, I mean. - Not bad. It's not bad.
Oh, no there.. I can smell it. I can totally smell pumpkin pie in the oven now.
Oh, this is actually not bad! This S*** is amazing. This is the best thing out of all of it.
F*** Yeah! That's cool. For the win!
So I give chocolate. -We're giving chocolate. - The worst! The award this year for
the worst pumpkin spice! Just because it tricks you! You're like "Ooo chocolate!"
"Oooo I like caramel." "Ooo Salt? Sure, let's do that." and then they hit you with the pumpkin.
Oooh it was so bad. So sososo.... - The sweets were all eck. Eeh. Ugh.
Okay, so this video is done, but we are making another one with all of the liquids.
Including the alcoholic liquids that we found with more pumpkins spice.
[groaning]
That'll be coming out. -Later! Later. So calm down! So eventually we will put the link right there.
But later we will have this video come out for you calm down.
And in the meantime I- Don't try any of this S***. In the meantime don't do any of this.
I thought that was where we were going. I didn't realize.
Oh, in the meantime. In the meantime,
I'm Tara and I'm Natalie and this was Natalie and Tara Tried Pumpkin Eve.ry.thing.
I'm still so close to vomiting.
Oh, it was so bad. I'm vibrating.
This sounds like a good idea, let's drink alcohol now.