(upbeat music)
(elevator rings)
(whistles)
(groans)
- Oh come on, not again!
- Happy National Cookie Day!
(cheering)
- No, shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up, everyone!
- What, it's National Cookie Day.
It's only the sweetest, crumbliest,
ooey-ist, gooey-ist day of the year.
- I call it National Biscuit Day.
- It's all over Twitter.
- No, this is another one of those
meaningless Twitter holidays.
It's a fake holiday.
- No...
This is a real holiday.
- It's not!
This is just like yesterday.
(whistles)
Whoa!
- Happy Carmen Miranda Day!
- Come put some fruit on the Miranda head
and sing some banana carols with us.
♫ Day-O
♫ Me said day-o
- Stop, stop!
There's no way you all knew about this holiday
before you logged onto Twitter.
- Of course we did.
- We love Carmen Miranda Day.
- For real. - Yeah.
- No you don't!
No you don't, this is just like yesterday.
(whistles)
Whoa!
Where is everyone?
- They all went home to see their families
for National Calico Cat Appreciate Day.
- Who keeps coming up with this shit?
Do people really care about Calico cats that much?
- Yes, of course they do.
- Well then why are you here?
♫ It's sad to be an orphan on
♫ National Calico Cat Appreciation
♫ Day
Shane?
- Sorry, it's just not everyone has a home to go back to
for National Calico Cat Appreciation Day.
- Oh come on.
It's not a real holiday!
- [Shane] Yes it is!
- This is just like yesterday!
(whistles)
Whoa!
- Happy National Sweater Day!
- I call it National Jumper Day.
- Wait, wasn't that yesterday?
- Yesterday?
(whistles)
- Whoa!
- Happy National Jumper Day!
- It's the day we reflect on the song Jumper
and the movie Jumper.
- Oh, oh.
- Yeah, we don't need to wear these sweaters,
we're just cold.
- I don't care.
- You might wonder about it tomorrow.
- Yeah, you seem like you're still
a little shaken from yesterday.
(whistles)
- Whoa, what the--
- [Co-worker] Happy Human Centipede Day!
- Nope!
Worst than yesterday.
Whoa.
- Happy Jeans That Fit Just Right Appreciation Day.
- Wait, if it's Jeans That Fit Just Right
Appreciate Day, then why are you wearing a dress?
- It's also 80s Prom Dress Awareness Month.
I can't believe I have to share it with jeans day!
- And what the fuck are you doing?
- I just think that National Jeans That Fit Just Right
Appreciate Day should get back to its religious roots.
- What?
- Trap, this is not that confusing.
It's just like yesterday and the day before that
and the day before that.
- Happy Toothpicks In Sandwiches Awareness Month!
Happy Just A Giant Shirt Day!
(playful music)
- Happy Broken Wheel On A Shopping Cart Awareness Day.
- Uh-Oh.
- Never heard of that.
- Oh you've gotta go on Twitter,
everybody is celebrating it even back in England.
Oh, except in England they say trolley instead.
A broken wheel on a shopping cart awareness trolley.
- Well what a fun thing!
I'll never get tired of this.
- Sister, you should've been here yesterday.
- Happy Shoes on Your Hands Day everybody!
(group muttering)
- Hey, where's Trap?
- Oh I think he's visiting his family
for something called Thanksgiving?
- Oh well, time for the exchanging of the shoes!
(group hums)
(calm music)
- Hi I'm Cynthia from College Humor.
Click here to subscribe, click here for more fun stuff.
And now for a wipe break down.
Star wipe!
Diamond wipe.
Venetian wipe.
Iris!