NARRATOR: At Baltimore Washington International,
Diane has removed two passengers, Joe and Ray,
from a flight to Florida.
Well, they were saying he was too drunk to get on the plane.
[inaudible]
So they threw me off.
That's America for you, baby.
I could have stayed on the plane and left my friend,
but he has no money.
Can I send him home and just get my ticket back?
Does he live around here?
I live in Baltimore.
DIANE: You live in Baltimore?
Yes.
DIANE: And where do you live?
I live in Baltimore too.
Baltimore too.
Federal area.
DIANE: Were you just going to take
him home to St. Petersburg?
I was flying to--
I was going to jump in the ocean and swim
with the sharks, honey.
That's what daddy was doing.
That's what I'm saying.
And spend some money and have fun.
That's all I-- that's my life.
I spend money.
I don't care about it.
All righty.
Well, the earliest you're going to be able to--
JOE: Look what they're doing to you.
I know.
The earliest that you're going to be able to go--
Yeah, baby.
Ah!
--is tomorrow.
No.
But tomorrow is not going to work for you?
No.
I'll send him now, and I'll take my ticket
back, and let him go back.
See, but I can-- can I go now?
No.
See?
Now I can't go now either.
See?
No.
I think both of you are going to probably
have to overnight here.
No.
Just give my money back for my tickets, hon, and--
DIANE: Is that what you want to do?
- Yes, ma'am. - All right.
Here's your tickets.
Psych.
Mr. Bluford.
JOE: My gosh.
Mr. Bluford.
JOE: What?
I'm only joking.
Here's your tickets.
Yes, ma'am.
DIANE: You're going to need those.
I want you to-- - You did give my money back?
--ticket counter, Nicholas.
Which way is that, sweetheart?
That way.
Yeah, baby.
They were on board and we were going to leave them on.
But the problem was is that Mr. Hood couldn't
hook his seat-belt, at all.
So I walked back and I talked to him.
And I said, how are you doing?
And he said, I'm really good, but I'm really scared to fly.
He's scared to death.
That's why he's been drinking.
I'm taking him home.
What's up with that?
I'm going to send him back to Florida,
and I'm going to take a little vacation.
Big deal.
And then they say, because he's scared of flying,
he got to get off the plane.
My money, hey, my money is good as anybody else's, bro.
Better, better.
You know what?
BWI, flush it down the toilet, babe.
[flushing noise] Flush it.
I got a brief on a ticket.
Where I go at?
What airline?
Southwest.
You're going to go straight up this way
and then to the right, once you go by the ticket counters.
That's a sweet woman there.
Look at that.
She's doing her job, bro.
You need some money, baby?
Here.
Come here.
What you need?
I'll give you $100.
Come here.
Come here, baby.
Hey.
MAN: I think that's on TV.
You're going to go gamble?
No, I--
Good luck.
Who are you, darling?
JOE: It doesn't matter, baby.
Thank you very much.
God must bless some people.
What's up, chief?
Getting my money back.
Did they just send you up from the gates?
Yes they did, baby.
You're Mr. Bluford and Hood?
Yes, sir.
Look, my friend's afraid of flying.
OK.
I'm not.
Now hold up, chief.
I spent my money.
My money's good.
I got more money than God's got.
Can I help the next person in line, please?
That's a lot of money.
Yes it is, baby.
And then you're going to treat me like I'm a piece of [bleep]??
But why would you say that?
I paid for his ticket.
I paid for my ticket.
Why'd they throw me off the plane too?
I don't understand that.
Were you going to leave him behind?
Damn skippy, I would have.
I was going to Florida.
I was going in the ocean, chief.
Compensate for that.
You ought to give me a free flight.
Give me my money, man.
I get mad.
I get upset.
You treat-- you don't treat me like a piece [bleep]..
My money's spent.
Look, chief.
That's a lot of money.
It's pocket change, chief.
You don't want to borrow a couple of dollars?
No thank you.
I got enough.
I work for Southwest.
Look at this.
I got so much money.
It's unreal.
Come here.
You're independently wealthy?
Am I ever.
It's called stock markets, bro.
You dabble do and you make money.
Maybe you can give me a lesson one day.
I won't give you [bleep] because I
don't like your airline, chief.
Never again.
Sorry you feel that way.
There you go.
You know what?
You have a bad day today, chief.
Well, I'm having a great day.
I plan on having a great day.
No, you have a bad week.
I hope your week gets better.
You think so?
I'm sorry about that, sir.
You think so?
If you need to get the taxi, it's straight on down this way.
I know where the [bleep] taxi is.
That's [bleep] America for you, baby.
They [bleep] and they [bleep] you
at the [bleep] airport, man.
You know what [bleep] this place, [bleep] BWI.
They're pieces of [bleep], man.
I heard he was giving money to strangers.
Very charitable case.
Yeah, very charitable.
I guess he went a little too charitable
with the alcohol too.
You need some money, man?
You need a drink?
Well, I'll drink six of them for you.
I'm [bleep] up, man.
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