Whoa, check it out.
It's that girl from school you think likes you.
Her name's Cassandra, and she does like me, alright.
We play Ignore Flirt all the time.
Oh, she's good.
[giggling]
Hey. So, did you, uh, see my little magic trick there?
I got a million of 'em.
That's cool. Hey. Can you do this?
No, I can not.
My name's Link.
And I have superpowers, like you.
We'll always be buds... no matter who I go out with.
[music playing]
Max has bigger issues than being blue.
Guys, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to [mumbling]
Apologize later and help us load up.
Wolfgang swiped Jay Jay's tube remote.
Wolfgang, he's swiping.
Hey! Get away from that tube!
Busted. Run!
[groaning]
[sighing] Revenge, check.
[chuckles]
Hello, Thunder Brats.
Mrs. Wong, what are you doing here?
I'm passing out samples of my chili.
The Chili Wars cooking show is coming to Hiddenville
and I'm in it to win it.
No, why are you here at Splatburger?
This isn't your restaurant.
It is now.
Soon I will own every restaurant in Hiddenville
and you won't be able to escape the long arm of Wong.
[laughing]
Anyway, enjoy the chili.
She said it was tomorrow. She tricked me.
She tricked us both. We have to get revenge.
Yes, revenge. The Polar Bears will not be silenced.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you saying you have access
to talking polar bears?
'Cause we can use them for revenge.
You're looking at me like you don't have
talking polar bears.
Phoebe, you're going to have to tell her.
She deserves to know.
I know, I just couldn't. I avoided her all day.
You can't do that forever.
Sure I can... as long as I've got my...
Randy, the trucker disguise.
Breaker breaker,
ain't no Phoebe here, good buddy.
You're going to have to tell her the truth.
Your mother's right.
[ripping]
Bye-bye, skinny jeans.
We need more burgers!
Burgers!
Well, this wasn't in the commercial.
Hey. Do you like bacon burgers?
That's two meats! Ha!
[grunting]
[chuckles
Not to worry, customers. She's the cops problem now.
Please go back to stuffing your faces.
Hello, police,
Shall we share the cheesecake, my little pookie bear?
I just love this romantic side of you, Max,
you're bursting with emotion.
Oh, something's gonna burst, watch this.
[rumbling]
[laughing]
You did this?!
Happy anniversary! [laughing]
What'd you get me?
What? You're reading
It's kind of my favorite book.
Get out. It's my favorite book. I read it, like, five times.
I even listened to the audio book.
Have you heard the one read by cats?
They have that?
No, but that would be awesome.
[laughing]
Oh, thank you, good sir.
[chuckles]
Well... it was nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you too. [giggling]
So, like I was saying, um, yeah, I'll know it's time
to date again when I get a sign.
Phoebe, I'm not usually ahead of you on these things, but--
Great Neptare's goats, that was like, a million signs.
I can't believe Mrs. Wong would turn her restaurant
into a nightclub.
She didn't... I did.
Welcome to Club Splats.
Why is it always you?
Well, since I couldn't find a club,
that would let our band play, I opened my own.
And when we rock out tonight, our band won't have to split up.
So you just broke into Splatburger?
[gasping]
How dare you!
I stole the key.
Mm.
You guys have fun now.
Chloe!
We were so worried about winning the contest,
we left Chloe all alone.
Thundermans, clean up this mess. We have a commercial to shoot.
We?
Yeah, you all let go at the same time,
so you losers win.
- Yes! - Thank you.
But, what are we going to do with all this food?
Fear not, Chiquita.
I am as hungry as I am handsome.
[music playing]
Where'd you even get those?
Bed Bath and Pitchfork.
What do we do?
We win them over with dance.
Humans love when monsters dance.
[music playing]
[roaring]
Ooh.
Wobble wobble.
[music playing]
Really nice of you to put our differences aside
and do this for my kids.
I'm not doing this for your kids.
I want that bowling trophy, cheater.
No way. I am not a cheater.
Well, you're about to cheat your kids
out of seeing the trick
the Hiddenville Gazette called wall to wall fun.
Fine. The trophy for the trick. My address is--
No need. I already got it from your wallet.
By the way, you've paid for those burgers.
Magic.
You missed a bunch of shows.
My grandpa has been to more gigs than you.
You ruined everything, Max Thunderman!
Yeah, like yesterday,
we were supposed to work on band names
but you're at the hospital
because Phoebe got her head stuck
in a mayonnaise jar.
You too?
Look, you're right, guys. I'm really, really sorry.
I'm just too upset to talk about it right now.
If you're going to cry, then I'm going to cry.
[unintelligible]
We were trying to help Mom beat Mrs. Wong
so we used [unintelligible]
Right, Billy?
Oh, wake up, you old bag of bones.
[groaning]
Where am I?
Oh, my poor little babies.
Don't worry, we will change you back right after Mom wins.
No, I don't want to win like this.
[unintelligible]
Ain't that a kick in the pants?
Smith, I know we went about this the wrong way,
but please give us one more chance
to fix everything.
Ya can't fix this!
That plasma ball turned me into a human tumbleweed!
That is... really, it's always like that?
I kinda wanna touch it.
Think again!
[gasping]
Where were you? I forgive you. Strut your stuff.
And now, former superhero, Thunder Man.
[cheering]
Oh.
Look at him rocking those Thunderwear.
so fierce, so comfortable.
The breathable cotton allows me to stay super cool
when I'm dropping the kids off at school
or showing up a Splatburger to keep my promises.
Give me that cluck.
You wanna fight, Max? I'll give you a fight.
Whoa.
Give it up, Max, it's over.
I'll never give up.
Stac, look.
Her ketchup pumping game is flawless.
[gasping] And so is her bow game.
[both] Yes!
I don't know if you know I can hear you, but I can.
She's throwing shade. I love her.
I'm Stacey. This is Heather.
I'm Nora and I know who you are.
You're the girls who made headbands
and fedoras cool again. Big fan.
Wait, light bulb, brilliance.
We should all go to the Hairwear Pop Up tomorrow.
You guys want to hang out with me?
Headbands, fedoras, bows, it just makes sense.
Oh, no. This poor little girl is crying
because nobody will buy her candy bars.
These are actual tears on this actual girl.
I guess wanna be a good scout.
Aww.
[chattering]
Wait!
Where are you all going?! I-I can cry too
if I had a heart or emotions or a soul!
- That was the last bar. - We sold out, Chloe.
I'm gonna get my Sweet Tooth Badge!
Ah, one box please. Thanks.
One box? You'll never win.
[music playing]
I won.
Congratulations on winning Sweet Gam-Gam's Cookie Contest.
I look forward to sweeting you.
[laughing]
She said, "sweeting" instead of meeting.
You're the worst, Phoebe.
Oh, I get to take someone with me.
You're still the worst, Phoebe, but please take me with you.
That last couple's gonna be tough to beat.
We've got to get on board the boogie bus.
Buckle up, hiney. Max, try to follow along.
[music playing]
I've seen enough. Your moves are so new and different.
I hate them. You lose, they win.
Whoo!
Who do you think you are,
stealing 27 cents worth of generic cola product?
Try and stop me.
I will. But first, super flips.
[music playing]
What is she doing?
Trying to make this movie interesting.
[movie playing]
That's the last straw, soda stealer.
[gasping]
Thank you, Thunder Twins.
Ow, ow, ow.
Don't thank us... thank me.
Now, doesn't that sound lame?
Yeah.
Phoebe, look.
You caught me.
I did and you didn't comment on my sweaty palms.
I like a moist hand.
I like how you smell like pimple cream.
Hey, I got movie tickets for me and Max.
Do you wanna go instead?
Sure. I spent so much time in Phoebe's locker,
I'm happy to go anywhere.
I think they're going on a date.
Yep, thanks to my plan.
Moist hands was not your plan.
Still worked.
You just made it worse.
Looks like I'll have to unclog it from behind.
Any minute now.
What did you do?
The stuff's coming out of there.
You're welcome.
Alright, grandbabies,
Mrs. Wong has something to tell you.
I don't remember stealing your sweaters.
Please accept my apology, you cutie patooties.
What do you say?
Thank you.
And to make up for all this, your lunch is free.
In fact, free food for everyone.
Free food? I gotta tell dad.