>>WELCOME BACK TO WAKE UP USA! >>OH THANKS EVERYBODY FOR COMING BACK,
BUT BEFORE WE MOVE ON, LET'S JUST SAY THANK YOU TO
YOU ONE MORE TIME TO JEREMY. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON.
>>OH, WELL THANKS FOR HAVING ME, LINDA. AND DON'T FORGET, YOU CAN BUY MY BOOK
"HOW I GROW PERFECTION" ANYWHERE THAT SELF-HELP
BOOKS ARE SOLD. >>THAT'S GREAT.
HEY JEREMY DO YOU THINK I COULD EVER GROW A MOUSTACHE
AS GOOD AS YOURS? [LAUGHTER] >>NO.
>>THAT GUY. THAT'S GREAT.
WELL PAUL, ARE YOU FEELING OKAY? THAT MUST BE YOUR EIGHTH GLASS THIS MORNING.
>>WELL LINDA, I'M COMPETING IN A MARATHON THIS WEEKEND SO I'M TRYING TO DRINK AS MUCH
WATER AS POSSIBLE. >>OH.
SPEAKING OF WATER, OUR NEXT GUEST OWNS A NIAGARA FALLS TOURING COMPANY, SO HE'LL GIVE US
THE INSIDE SCOOP AND MAYBE CONVINCE THIS GUY TO
FINALLY GO ON A VACATION. RIGHT?
[LAUGHTER] >>WELL HE CAN CERTAINLY TRY. DON'T GO ANYWHERE BECAUSE WE'LL BE RIGHT
BACK AFTER THE BREAK. >>ACTUALLY, PAUL, THANKS TO OUR NEW
CORPORATE SPONSOR, WE'LL NO LONGER BE TAKING COMMERCIAL BREAKS UNTIL AFTER THE SHOW IS
OVER. >>NO BREAKS?
[LAUGHTER] WHAT ARE WE ROBOTS? I MEAN, I GOT TO TAKE CARE
OF SOMETHING. PRESSING.
>>AH, WHATEVER IT IS, I'M SURE IT CAN WAIT UNTIL AFTER THE SHOW.
>>WELL THAT DEPENDS. PUN INTENDED.
>>ALL RIGHT. JAKE THANKS SO MUCH FOR COMING ON.
>>THANKS FOR HAVING ME. >>HEY!
SIT DOWN AND TELL US ABOUT NIAGARA. >>OH, OKAY.
WELL, I LOVE THE ENTHUSIASM. ALL RIGHT WELL FIRST I WANT YOU BOTH TO CLOSE
YOUR EYES AND VISUALIZE 600,000 GALLONS OF WATER CRASHING
DOWN. NOW IMAGINE EXPERIENCING THAT POWERFUL FLOW
OF WATER FOR YOURSELF.
>>WOW. >>AH.
>>OKAY. MAN WE CAN TELL SOMEONE'S THINKING
ABOUT GOING TO NIAGARA, AM I RIGHT? YOU KNOW WHAT PAUL?
YOU SHOULD JUST GO! >>N-NO.
NO. >>REALLY THOUGH!
JUST STOP FIGHTING IT AND GO ALREADY!
>>I'M GOOD. >>REALLY. THE VIEWERS WILL UNDERSTAND.
>>NO THEY WON'T. [LAUGHTER]
>>CLEARLY YOU'RE UNDER A LOT OF PRESSURE. THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO JUST RELIEVE ALL THAT
STRESS. >>OKAY.
OKAY. >>YOU KNOW?
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. >>YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT NIAGARA.
ONCE YOU GO, YOU CAN'T STOP GOING OR IT'LL HURT REALLY BAD.
>>YES. >>REALLY?
IS THAT REALLY WHAT THEY SAY JAKE? >>YEAH, WELL THAT'S THE NEW SLOGAN.
THE ORIGINAL WAS JUST, "SHHH....AH." BUT IT JUST DIDN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
>>HEY IS THERE ANYTHING NIAGARA'S FAMOUS FOR BESIDES THE FALLS?
>>OH SURE! YEAH.
BOTTLED WATER. >>NO!
>>ALL RIGHT! >>WELL WHY DON'T YOU PUT YOUR HAND IN THIS
BOWL HERE. >>NO.
I'M GOOD. >>GO AHEAD PAUL.
>>COME ON PAUL, LIVE A LITTLE. THERE YOU GO.
>>NOTICE HOW THE NIAGARA WATER IS COLD AND REFRESHING.
>>THAT'S NICE. >>AND THE OTHER GUY'S WATER IS JUST WARM.
YEAH. >>OH.
>>VERY WARM. >>YOU KNOW, PAUL IS TRAINING
FOR A MARATHON. I BET HE'D LOVE TO DRINK THAT WATER YOU
KNOW? >>YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT LINDA.
>>THERE YOU GO PAUL. DRINK UP.
THERE WE GO. >>OH YEAH.
>>AND BECAUSE OUR WATER IS SO CLEAN IT JUST SHOOTS
RIGHT THROUGH YOUR SYSTEM. >>OKAY.
[GASPING] >>DO YOU HAVE ANY POINTERS FOR FILLING UP WATER BALLOONS?
>>OH SURE! YEAH.
>>OKAY AWESOME. >>OH SURE, WHY NOT?
THAT'S NOT RANDOM AT ALL! >>OH LOOK AT THAT!
>>OH THE KEY IS TO MAKE THEM AS BIG AS POSSIBLE, JUST KEEP GOING.
BIGGER, YEAH, EVEN MORE. EVEN MORE.
>>IT'S GOING TO EXPLODE! >>YEAH.
WELL WATER BALLOONS ARE SUPPOSED TO EXPLODE. >>I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE WATER BALLOON.
>>ALL RIGHT! WELL THAT'S LOOKING REAL GOOD.
PAUL. THANK YOU SO MUCH JAKE.
>>OH, MY PLEASURE. >>IT'S BEEN GREAT HAVING YOU.
ALL RIGHT AND NOW AS PROMISED, WE'LL HAVE ROB KELLY KARATE
SPECIALIST COME ON AND DEMONSTRATE SOME OF HIS MOVES ON PAUL!
>>WHAT? >>YEAH.
MAKE SURE TO PUNCH HIM REAL HARD IN THE STOMACH. GIVE IT TO HIM.
>>OH. [KARATE SOUNDS] >>OH!
>>YEAH.