Oh hey stranger, how you doin'? Welcome back to another subreddit Safari.
I think you know the drill. Uh you guys tweet at me with #SubSafari with a subreddit. I should cover and I...
React to them and go, "haha".
Look at that. So here we go. I don't think there's much more to be said other than on my subreddit,
You guys need to stop, this is not okay.
Okay, I've got a choice of three here let's go r/tombstoning let's see, okay, what is this?
r/tombstoning dedicated to instances of graphic design tombstoning a form of conflicting design which often results in hilarity.
40,000 subscribers. Okay. It's medium sized. I'd say inside the April 20 shooting at Ocala's Forest High School.
*a lot of damage*
A fair bit sizable amount of damage, yikes. Okay, that's not good. That's a lot of damage.
Thank you for saving sis.
You're disgusting pae-
Get a love island body. No graft required. Okay, it's that easy you guys. It's that easy-
to be worth something, you know also, why are our teen girls in crisis by the way, like what- what's happening there?
What is this "self-esteem" stuff? What are you talking about?
gone, going, gone.
Our Emma's effort for cancer. Okay, so that's why they call it tombstoning then I getcha-
More women run for Senate.
Haha! I get it!
A second-degree murder charge,
And then there's this- um...
*laughs*
Okay, I feel like most of these are-
are definitely mistakes, right... but this one?
If I was the editor of a newspaper, I would do that, that's hilarious!
Violent *bleep* offender captured. Thank God!
Thank God we have this sick *bleep* behind bars now. Thank you police department.
You've done the world a good one.
Okay, next subreddit.
Also, do you guys like the light... patchy disgusting facial hair- I think it's pretty good.
Okay, we've got um r/mildlytesticle, let's see.
And it's...
Things that look like balls, is-is what this is. Um,
We did it Reddit, we did it.
Okay, I've had this one requested a lot: r/gocommitdie.
Let's finally have a look at this one and you guys can shut up about it. Thanks.
Okay. Um...
So it's just really terrible Roblox screenshots by the look of it. Um,
I love the goofiness of the characters.
Follow the rules or I will shoot you with my baton. Okay, I will do it,
I will hit you with the full force of the law my pal, full force on my baton.
Okay, here we have the namesake of the subreddit.
Uh, go commit die. Just-just go do it pal. Go commit die yourself, idiot.
Bigger, but replace the B with an N. Ah.
This is a pretty good subreddit. I won't lie. Um..
Yeah PewDiePie's doing subreddit videos now isn't he.
Do you are have stupid? That's- that's Aristotle. I think he said that.
So how's life? Ah...
Meaningless.
You've been watching a bit too much Rick and Morty I think-
This is a very good subreddit. I'll admit it's *Mwah*
Um, I might have to make a video just about this one, but we'll see.
Okay, now we've got r/BadInstagramposts, this one is right up my alley. Let's go.
Oh- O-okay, um 49 subscribers. It's-
It's a little one. And the banner, Um quite good quite y'know professional graphic design. Nice.
I challenge you to like with your ring finger and comment done letter by letter.
94.451% failed to do this. That's very specific.
Um, also like if you're patriotic by the way, if you support America.
Eh!
I just want to know how they, how they came to that number that-
not four five two, you idiot, you stupid dumbass.
Four five one-
Okay its a rage comic um, nice. I've always wanted to read one of these out in a video.
That's my legacy.
*Le Dad
*Le 16 years old me.
Hey son. I can drive you to school. What'd you say?
Yay!
Thanks.
Hey, son. I bet you couldn't hit on those two girls there.
Oh yeah?
Dad, I did this a hundred times. Don't worry. I know exactly how to do this.
Hey ladies.
What's the joke?
Okay, we've got two main things to point out here. We've got the fact that this was presumably
posted in 2018, that's already *mwah* belisimo and we've got the fact
That there's just no joke. There's just nothing here.
Okay now before I get a brain tumor, let's move on. I can already feel it growing in my head.
r/im12andthisisfunny.
Hey, Jack want to come over?
I'm not gonna bother with the jacksepticeye impression because...
I don't wanna wake up the entire neighborhood.
*claps* 𝐓𝐎𝐏 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝐘𝐀 𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐄𝐒
I don't know Mark, I'm fairly busy right now with t'vid. I made cookies.
There are COOKIES!
Um, if I ever get people making these about me, I know I've made it man.
Okay, r/secondsketch. let's-a-go. Okay, so.
I like this one.
Ah yeah, Dr. Mario just checking in on you. Let me see. Um, yeah your heartbeat-
um, well you don't have a heart or-
any internal organs. I don't know how you move.
Hah! Ah yeah just Photoshop out her legs. It'll be fine. You know, don't worry.
I just- we don't need her legs in now. It'll- it'll be fine. Don't worry.
It's- it's such like normie humor- like it's so..
Wholesome, but I love it.
Dude, that is a long arm. That's the longest arm that can do some damage
That can do a lot of damage.
𝐀 𝐋𝐎𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐄
Okay we've got r/childrenfallingover um seems a little sadistic, let's see-
Okay, it's a massive subreddit and it's-
It's kids falling over
I don't know what I expected is it-
What does he do? What happens, what... he fell over, no way!
It's time to feed the chickens. Let me guess feeds the chickens. What happens?
What happens to the kid? Let's see.
*wheezy laugh from hell*
Eh It's wholesome. I don't hate it, you know, it's just whatever.
Roses are red. Sugar is sweet. He boot too big for he Gotdamn feet.
He's not happy about it holy sh-
Please don't cry, you never missed the bus
If we die. We're taking you with us-
Hello buddy! *sound of door opening*
How's he doing? How you doin'? Say hello to the boys and girls back at home, yeah?
Say hello.
They're over there. No, no, what are you-
*smooch*
He hates me.
I want this to rhyme, so I'm counting on you. 'Kay...
This post up vote count is-
1.2! *claps*
*snaps*
We did it reddit!
Okay, I think that's good now to leave the subreddit. It's a high note. We did it
Okay, let's see r/nowihaveasub, let's go.
This is one post saying "yeah, it's all mine."
Nobody else has it.
You know what? I think we need to take this guy down a notch, So let's go-
Shut it.
Shush.
Um, okay. That seems good. Let's post that one. Okay. There we go
You guys can follow my lead if you want, just uh, take him down a notch. Yeah?
Okay we've got r/pickles in which like...
It's just pictures of pickles. You guys-
Who are you?
Okay, I've got a bit of a mukbang of just, ah-ha-ha
*blehh from the deep, dark undergrounds of hell*
Oh hey Slazo. Shameless self promo, but could you look at my sub: r/scarring for the #SubSafari?
Basically, it's posts about things that left a mental scar ranging from mild to severe.
Let's have a look. Ah, okay
So what you mean is ranging from severe to even more severe. I got you.
Okay now for a classic, you know, always solid, r/greentext.
Let's go.
Be me. Loser working dead-end job barely enough to pay rent. No friends,
don't talk to coworkers. Depressed.
Mum comes over every week to cook several days worth of food and restock-
several day's worth of food and restock groce-
Mum comes over every week to cook several days worth of food and restock groceries.
Cleans my place. Never asks for anything.
Reminder to love your mum.
Okay, this is wholesome as hell.
You know, on the one part- It's a depressed, dead end, unambitious,
unmotivated loser.
But on the other hand, it's nice mum, so it's sweet. Aww.
But you know, it's a nice mom who raised this so yeah, whatever-
Playing a single-player shooter game.
Spend the entire playthrough hoarding all the primer ammo types and never using them.
Only use the shittest weapons and ammo because "I might need the good stuff later."
Complete the final mission.
I suddenly realize I got through the whole game without ever having fun with the coolest weapons in it.
Realize I'm doing the same thing with my actual life.
Y'know a lot of these are quite, you know, no time like the present
That's the lesson we've learned today.
Be a kid. Come home from school-
*beep from camera*
Yikes, okay, my camera died.
Okay, so my camera died. I'm gonna be replacing my um, my face with just stock footage.
I hope that's okay.
Be me 13 years old.
Grew up in a *bleep* home with manipulative and abusive parents
Older brother quits his study in the midst of getting a PhD to get me and my little sister out of the house.
Living with him. Haven't been happier in my life. Practically saved our lives.
He forces me to keep my attention at school to accomplish something in my life.
Something he sacrificed for us.
Two years go by.
He got diagnosed with pancreatic cancer.
He never lost hope.
Always walked around with a smile.
Dies.
14 years of school and many degrees later.
My face when I'm a certified orthopedic surgeon.
And I probably have killed myself if he wasn't there for us. I'll never-
Oh okay this is like-
Ah!
Haha, this is too real.
This- you can't see my face now, but I'm crying in the club, okay?
And with that very bittersweet note. I think that's about it.
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Strangely real posts at the end there.
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