- Ice cream rolls.
- Why? - Don't nobody want
no seaweed ice cream! (fists thud)
- Y'all got us beer.
- Tim, no!
(all screaming) (all laughing)
(comic boing)
- I didn't even know that she died!
- Ow! - What's up, guys?
Welcome to another Basic to Bougie.
I'm Timothy DeLaGhetto.
- Man, I just bumped my head brand.
- And Renny's here, too.
- [Darren] Renny!
- What's up?
- So, you know what we do on this show.
We try three different versions of two different foods,
and we determine that somehow, sometimes,
basic food can be bougie.
(car breaks squeal) - Or, that bougie food
can be basic. (fingers thumping)
- You ready for this?
- You're down for whatever, right?
Ain't no hold back, you sure?
- Let's get it.
- Bougie Round.
- Let's do it. - You with that?
- I'm down.
- No restrictions, you're good, right?
(bell dings) - I should be fine.
(bright string music)
(comic whoosh) - Travell!
- Travell. (laughs)
- Oh, there we go.
- Be careful. - Be careful.
- Oh, no. - Before we go in it, chill.
- [Renny] Alright.
- [Darren] Alright, let's figure it out.
- Do you smell something? - Smells sweet, smells sweet.
- I got nothing.
- I can't find it, I don't know where it's at.
- Darren's eating it already.
(Darren laughing) - (grumbles) Oh!
- What is it?
- Ice cream.
- Is it a special kind
of ice cream? - Go on, get some.
- It's cold, it's cold, bro.
- Oh, ice cream rolls. - It's freezing cold.
(bell dings) - What's an ice cream roll?
- It's a one where they take the (laughs),
they flatten it out on the frozen (beep),
and they take a thing, and they scrape it,
and then, so it rolls into a little thing.
- Oh! (brakes squealing)
- You know people put their hands in that?
- Fingers were all in that.
- That's how we tried it.
(comic whoosh) (bright instrumental music)
(comic whoosh) - Ice cream.
- Which one is first?
- Which one's more? - That's not your spoon, man.
- That's yours.
- [Tim] Let's just get into it before they all melt.
- [Renny] I like strawberries.
- [Darren] Say that again?
- [Renny] What?
- Strawberries. - Strawberries.
- Say it.
- I like that fruit.
(men laughing)
- It sound like you said something else.
Scrawberries!
- I like scrawberries.
(Darren laughing)
- Alright, straw! - Let's go
with the scrawberry.
(bright symphony music)
- I see the coco,
I see the coconut. - It has the coconut shavings.
(Renny groans) - Which ain't cheap.
- [Tim] Looks like
some graham crackers. - Don't forget,
that is not cheap, bro.
- [Darren] Coconut is not cheap.
Coconut water?
- Mm hm! - Let me tell you something.
- Mm mm. (spoon clinking)
- Whoa, this tastes like perfume.
(Tim shushing) (spoon clinking)
(crew giggles)
There you go.
(lips smacking) - Yeah.
- I see what you're saying with the perfume (beep).
Doesn't it taste like grandma, (mouth spritzes)
grandma perfume-- - Right.
- From church? - Yeah.
- It's bomb, though.
- Little known fact, if you lick the back of your spoon--
- Back of the spoon, it tastes different,
if you eat the ice cream off the back of the spoon, (laughs)
it tastes different. - No, no, still perfume.
(Renny laughs) - Okay, good.
- Alright, let's move on.
- Do you want to go with the green?
- Let's go with the green.
(playful symphony music)
- [Darren] I'm so tired of green (beep).
- It could be matcha, it could be--
- It could be seaweed,
(Tim laughing) it could be grass.
Wheat-fed ice cream grass, it could be all kind of (beep).
- [Tim] Ooh, I mean, I see the Oreos on top.
- [Darren] Yeah.
- Oh, oh, oh!
(Darren laughing) - Oh!
- Oh! - You know what that is?
- Whoa! (Renny laughing)
If it did that to a black man, I don't want it.
(Renny laughing) - It's matcha again.
- (squeals) It's matcha?
(Tim laughing) - No, we got to stop
with this, why would, why, why is this--
- Why do you (beep) up (beep) that's not supposed
to be healthy?
- Hey, it's not bad.
- Why does it look like a, like it looks,
it has sprinkles on it, why? (fists thud)
- Don't nobody want no seaweed ice cream!
- No, no! - Tea leaves, it's tea leaves.
- What is it Tim?
(comic whistling) - Oh, you done caught on.
- Fast forward-- - You're so predictable,
Darren. - Fast forward.
(spoon clinking) (Tim laughs)
- That's good!
- I don't want none a this touching the new ice cream.
- Let's do it, third one. - Alright.
(bright medieval music)
- Got a little bear cookie.
- Yeah, aw, right before you eat it, aw.
(Darren exhaling) (men laughing)
Come here.
(fast lip smacking)
Ah, now this is a different kind of perfume.
- That's tasty.
- All this (beep) is weird.
- I feel like it's just ice cream, bro.
- [Darren] Tim, it tastes like perfume.
- [Tim] How have you eaten perfume?
- You haven't accidentally had perfume go into your mouth?
- Yeah, you haven't ever smelled something
and you like, "I taste that"?
- Does not taste like this.
- The cookie, mm, oh (beep), the cold hit my tooth.
(Tim laughing) The cold part, oh god.
(tiger growls) - Sensitive. (laughs)
- Oh, man, it caught me.
I don't know why the rolled ice cream tastes so fragrance-y.
- My taste buds must be different, or something.
That (beep) was all enjoyable to me.
- You know what, you rank it.
- He could survive
in a drought. - Yeah, rank it bro, rank it.
(playful orchestra music)
- So, we just got to judge off ingredients, I feel.
(echoing belch)
- Boy, every time we've went with the green (beep),
we been-- - Throwing us off?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- [Tim] Mango can be kind of seasonal sometimes.
- [Darren] Mm hm.
- Coconut shavings. - That's expensive.
- [Tim] Matcha.
- Is matcha expensive, though?
- I see it so much nowadays, I don't know
if it's expensive, or not.
- What is matcha?
- Well, it contains chlorophyll,
it's made from ground tea leaves,
and filled with antioxidants. (Renny snoring)
People drink it as tea, or-- - Are y'all saying
this is the most?
- We got to set it up around the matcha.
Alright, cheapest-- - Green is cheap,
green is cheap. - Cheap, cheap.
Middle, most expensive.
- [Renny] This is good.
- Tim?
Tim?
Tim? - Okay, leave it.
- Devonte?
(Darren laughing)
Hm? - Mm hm.
- Come on, now.
$7.00, matcha. (cash register chimes)
Green tea, Oreos,
toping with sprinkles. - Yes, yes.
- (yells) Let's go!
♪ Bougie ♪
♪ Booga booga booga bougie ♪ ♪ Bougie ♪
- [Darren] Number two, $9.00, mango.
(men cheering) - Come on, baby!
Bring it on! - Condensed milk
with a panda cookie.
- That was satisfying.
♪ Panda, panda, panda, panda, panda, panda, panda ♪
- [Darren] $12.00, vegan coconut strawberry
and graham cracker, toping strawberry, graham crackers,
and coconut flakes.
- We did it!
- Hey. - That was a team effort, too.
- You see, but do you see how I stepped in,
and said the green was the cheapest?
- And, I went with you on that.
- Ah! - I was hesitant.
- You kind of flipped it back. - Yeah.
- [Darren] Okay, let's eat.
Basic Round, man.
Alright, I want you to say what's up to my man, Rafiki.
- Rafiki! - What's up, Rafiki?
- Blindfolds on.
- Be careful with this one, 'cause it can tip over.
- Alright, we got tip over vibes guys,
tip over vibes. - Always on the move.
- [Tim] Is it a drink?
- Don't reach out, don't reach out.
Relax, don't reach out.
♪ Woo, alcohol ♪
- But it's basic? - No, no.
- What y'all get us?
Hold on, let me take a whiff.
- No. - Y'all got us beer.
- [Tim] Oh, it's beer!
- Ah!
- Y'all like getting me drunk.
- Let's get it.
(bouncy hip hop music)
- Well, I feel like since we're gonna drink beer,
we got to get into the beer mindset.
- Is that the beer mindset? - I think that's
the goddam beer mindset. - Alright, working for me.
- Hello. - Here, Billy?
- Hey there, buddy! - Alright, there,
(drunkenly babbling) - You know,
after I get done of a long day of driving trucks,
ain't nothing better when I get to sit home--
- Right. - Kick off my boots,
turn on Jeopardy-- - Right.
- And grab a six pack. (can tabs popping)
- Alright. - Alright,
well you tell me which one you wanna go,
'cause I don't give a damn, I'm with all this smoke.
- Well, let's get the worst smoke out the way.
(men laughing)
(tires screech) - Hey, you talking 'bout us?
'Cause you went to the dark one first.
- Well, speak for yourself, but--
(men laughing)
- Let's do it.
(rhythmic hip hop music)
Hey! - Yeah?
- Are we chugging?
- (laughing) No.
- Are you being a bitch?
- I'm with the smoke. - No, no, no,
I am being a bitch, (men laughing)
so let's get that out the way.
(men laughing)
So-- - Chug, chug,
chug, chug. - Me and Darren chug it,
me and Darren chug it! - Chug!
- No.
- I could of went all the way, but I chilled.
(soft belch)
- They got a head start on me,
I'll get to the other ones though.
- I'm done with this one, I'm full guys,
you can go and carry on without me.
- It's not hot cocoa, bro, sip the (beep).
- But the darker (beep) is kind of cocoa-y sometimes.
- [Renny] Yeah, but it's bitter.
- It is bitter. - Am I not wrong?
Why everybody acting like
that taste sweet? - No, no, it is bitter,
it is bitter. - No, it's not good at all.
- Oh! - I just broke character.
(Tim belches) Alright, (beep), next one.
- Oh, God. - Right, Burt?
(bouncy hip hop music)
- We're not chugging, right?
- Are we? - Do you want to chug?
- [Tim] Let's get it.
- Yo, I can't respect a grown man who goes--
- (laughing) I can't.
(men laughing) I can't.
I can't. - He's bougie with his basic.
- Yo, taste it before you chug it, see if you wanna chug it.
- [Renny] This is--
- [Tim] Oh, it's one of those.
- [Renny] This is sour beer.
- Like, is this pickle? - (screams) Chug!
Well, just a sip. - Yeah.
- 'Cause this tastes horrible.
- Yeah, no, this is. (men slurping)
(crew chuckles) (bouncy hip hop music)
- Why is it like that?
- Why is he like this?
(Tim burps) (Tim groans)
- Tim, is it anything that you're going through--
- Yeah! (laughs) - In your life?
- Right, right, right. - A marriage, or transition?
- That's kind of like-- - That's kind of--
- Pouring into your work?
- (shouts) Let me live my life, man!
- Last one. (Darren laughs)
- Last one.
(upbeat hip hop music)
- I feel like this is the basic, you know.
- This is probably Sch-Michelob.
- Right, right, right, right.
- [Darren] Spiller Flight.
- [Tim] Shmud-schmeiser.
- [Darren] So, are we chugging?
- We should be able to chug,
yeah. - Were chugging?
(Tim belches)
- Hey, your boy is over there
going through it. - Oh my, God!
- And I'm doing this for y'all. (chuckles)
Alright, ready?
(glasses clinking) Uh huh.
(upbeat hip hop music)
Oh, my God, I can't do it.
- [Darren] Oh (beep).
(Renny belches)
It's coming up. (Darren belches)
Are you serious? - We good.
- Bro, if you hurl, I'ma hurl.
- It's a lot of beer.
(Darren belches) - Oh!
- [Tim] Give me a second.
- No bro, please.
Oh no, Tim! (Tim vomiting)
Tim, no! (laughing)
- I think I'm okay.
(Darren laughing)
Y'all ready to rate?
- Alright. - Yep, yeah.
(mellow hip hop music)
- This is cheapest. - Most, no.
- What?
Cheapest, middle, expensive?
- Done. - Yep.
- [Renny] Let's get it.
- Javar. (laughs)
Beer, fellas.
(screams) What? (brakes squealing)
$4.00, 40 ounce, classic gas station beer.
We had gas station beer?
- I mean, some (beep) you can buy at the gas station.
- We couldn't even get grocery store?
- Pfft, bro, what's the next one?
- [Darren] $15.00, six pack, porter-style beer,
dark, rich, and sexy.
- Ah, so we got that mixed up.
- Dang.
- [Darren] And the $40.00, sour apricot, ghost-style?
(Tim sighs)
- Uh, gosh.
♪ Oh, my gosh ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ My gosh ♪
♪ My gosh ♪ ♪ Mm, mm ♪
- Tim, can I tell you something?
- [Tim] What's up, dog?
- Come here, bro, look into my eyes.
- [Tim] Huh?
I love you man. - You're my brother, dog.
- You my brother, too, dog.
- I love you, dog. - I love you, too, man.
- I'd do anything for you, you know that?
- Thank you, bro.
Thanks, man.
- Let me tell you something, even though you're new,
I'll ride with you, bro. - Yes sir.
- Thanks for watching, guys.
I'ma throw up.
- And don't drink unless you're 21, (beep).
(bouncy hip hop music)