My executive producer, Andy Lassner, is not here today.
I know some of you are worried because you didn't see
him texting during the show.
But here's why he's gone.
My new fall Be Kind box is out.
And this month's box is one of my favorites, actually.
It has some amazing surprises in it,
so I sent Andy to hand deliver my Be Kind box
to one of our subscribers.
She has no idea that he's outside of her house.
Andy,
[LAUGHTER]
I know you love costumes, so I had that made for you.
Do you like it?
Yeah.
No, this is really great.
This is a job that just keeps getting better
for me so thank you.
[LAUGHTER]
Tell everybody where you are, Andy.
Well I'm outside of one of your viewers, Eileen Neville's,
house.
She's a subscriber to this Be Kind box, and we're--
I'm really bad at this.
And I'm going to go in and surprise her--
All right.
Good.
--with a hand delivery.
I'm hand delivering the box.
OK.
Go knock on her door.
OK.
I know what to do.
I've watched the show.
[LAUGHTER]
Doesn't seem like you do watch the show.
Eileen?
I like that you're kicking her door.
Andy!
Andy Lassner.
Oh.
Look.
It's me.
Ah!
Andy!
Oh, my God!
[APPLAUSE]
How are you?
Look who's there.
Hi, Eileen.
That's Ellen.
Can you--
My box.
Hi.
Here's your box.
My box!
I deliver--
We hand delivered it.
Here.
My box!
I've been waiting for my box!
Yeah.
That's Ellen's box for you.
Do you want to open it and see what's inside, Eileen?
Oh, she's going to kiss him.
[LAUGHTER]
Yes.
Open it.
I'm hoping it's going to be my bracelet or my candle.
I'm so glad.
Look, these are things from your box.
That.
Have you been enjoying it?
I love my box.
OK.
I have my mug.
Great.
I drink my reusable straw.
Ellen didn't want to do the box.
It was my idea.
That's not true.
You're the best.
Thank you.
I love you.
Did they tell you I love you?
Thank you.
Andy, you--
[INAUDIBLE]
--have to use the mic for her when she needs
to-- when she talks, Andy.
Oh.
You need-- here.
You hold the mic because I'm having trouble.
I'm schvitzing.
Oh.
There's a white noise machine here so you can drown out--
Show her how it sounds.
The reason we put this in it goes [MACHINE SOUND]
No.
It doesn't.
Just like that?
The reason is--
That would be annoying.
--Ellen is a terrible snorer.
Terrible snorer.
You are so mean.
Portia said we should give away one of these machines.
I don't believe you.
Just keep going.
What else is in there?
The aromatherapy is in there, right?
- What else is in here?
We have the Be Kind.
We have this beautiful--
This is really nice.
This is a balm that you rub on your arm and it relaxes you.
Oh.
I need that.
Yeah.
With three kids [INAUDIBLE].
There's so much more stuff in here.
I can't [INAUDIBLE].
As you know, don't you always get so much more
than you paid for?
Close your eyes and pull the next thing out and describe it.
It's a bracelet.
Oh, my gosh.
Yep.
And you just wear it.
Here.
Give me your hand.
There you go.
Oh.
Are we married now?
Eileen.
Thank you so much.
You know what?
I'm going to do you a favor for you, and this was Ellen's idea.
Bring it in.
These are 20 gift boxes for you.
Do you want--
Ellen will pay all postage.
Oh, my gosh!
And look what I got you.
I got you a TV--
[SCREAMING]
Oh, my gosh!
Look at that.
[APPLAUSE]
No way.
Oh, my God.
It's so huge.
She has a TV.
[INAUDIBLE] So what?
You deserve it.
And here's another thing.
Do you want to meet that beautiful, wonderful woman?
Yes.
She's right there.
Yeah.
Here I am.
I can't believe it.
You're going to come to the studio.
Is she really right--
I'm inviting you as my guest.
Two tickets to join us at the show.
Oh.
Really?
Yeah.
Not for 12 days [INAUDIBLE].
[APPLAUSE]
Eileen, thank you so much for being a loyal Be Kind box
subscriber.
This proves that anything can happen when you
subscribe to my Be Kind box.
Bye Eileen.
Bye Andy.
I'll see you here when you come back.
Thank you, Andy.
Definitely will be dressing up that way again.
All right.
My new fall Be Kind box is sponsored by Scruff-a-luvs
and they're donating $100,000 to support
rescues all over the country through the ASPCA.
You can subscribe to my Be Kind box at BeKindByEllen.com.
Everyone here is going home with a box today.
[APPLAUSE]
We'll be back.
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