- Well, the cons of this situation are I have to fight
for my very survival in a hostile environment,
but on the pros side, no awkward social situations.
Oh, my gosh, dude!
I was afraid I was all alone on this island.
This is amazing!
Now we can get through this together!
Me and my buddy, my pal, my amigo!
Okay, I've got tons of sand, palm trees,
broken seashells and a potato chip bag clip.
With these materials I should be able to make
a motorized watercraft with a hundred nautical mile range.
Better get cracking.
Luckily, I've got the old sunscreen.
That's right SPF 100.
Not gonna be getting any UV rays out here.
At least not until the bottle runs out,
which could be this afternoon at the rate I'm using it.
You know, this is the perfect opportunity for me
to unplug completely and detox from the constant barrage
of news and notifications.
This could be a very good thing for my mental health.
It's practically a meditation retreat.
And I'll be eating a whole food plant-based diet.
I'm always up to go to the beach,
but I usually prefer to go
to ones that have a little bit more stuff to do.
Like a tiki bar or putt-putt golf.
I mean, you can't even get a decent acai bowl here.
Oh, my gosh, I gotta tell my boss
I'm not gonna be able to make it to work on Monday!
I mean, I guess I do have a lot of vacation days.
It just feels wrong to take them.
I mean, paid time off?
Why should you get paid for not working?
It doesn't make sense!
The one silver lining to this situation
is that there's probably someone I can sue.
So if I can get a few mil in the end,
what does it matter if I have to rough it here
for a few weeks or months or longer?
I mean, I've worked harder for less.
Why is it that we are so captivated by the trope
of a castaway stranded on a deserted island?
Could it be that it is an analogy for the way
in which we are stranded upon this planet
amongst the vastness of the cosmos?
Or could it be that it's just like a cool idea, man?
I am not gonna let this little setback ruin my day.
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade, baby.
Or more precisely, when life strands you on an island
and gives you coconuts, you start making pina coladas.
And luckily I always carry a bottle of rum on me.
You know, I wish this place had an extra S right now
because instead of a desert island,
I would prefer a dessert island.
So a red head, a brunette and a blonde are all stranded--
Okay, I'm gonna walk away now
and I'm gonna do something useful like come up with a plan
for us to get out of here.
Tough crowd.
Ah, this is so relaxing. (gentle music)
Why hello.
Hello there.
You and I are the only ones on this island
so it must be fate.
Sweetheart, I don't believe in fate.
I am an existentialist after all.
There's something I need to tell you.
Oh, what's that?
Could you please, please, please, please, please, please,
please, please move your butt and get to work!
Oh yeah.
You think our food and shelter
are just gonna take care of themselves?
Move!
Yeah, okay.
Hell is empty, and all the devils are here.
So how are you feeling about your current situation?
Dude, we are both stranded.
I am a little concerned about our predicament.
Let's unpack that a little bit.
Dude, why can't you just be normal?
Why can't you be freaked out about this?
Is that what you think I should feel?
Bruh, just feel what you feel!
Okay yeah, well, I'm freaked out, too.
Okay, good!
(ominous music)
But how does that make you feel?
NO!
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