LUCAS IS THE GUY WHO REPEATEDLY
SAYS THIS --
>> WHAAAAAABOOOOOOOM!
>> WHAAAAAABOOOOOM!
>> WHAAAAAAABOOOOOOM!
>> WHAAAAABOOOOOM!
>> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHY
EITHER. I REALLY DON'T.
BUT LET'S FIND OUT.
JOINING US LIVE NOW FROM WHABOOM
HEADQUARTERS, NEWLY REJECTED
BACHELOR LUCAS YANCEY.
HELLO, LUCAS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> HELLO, JIMMY!
>> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU?
>> BETTER THAN EVER, MY FRIEND.
DOING GREAT.
>> Jimmy: LET ME ASK YOU, HOW DO
YOU WIND UP ON "THE
BACHELORETTE" IN THE FIRST
PLACE? >> GOOD QUESTION.
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU.
>> JIMMY.
AS ALWAYS.
YOU KNOW, THE PRODUCERS BROUGHT
ME IN.
I HAD AN INTERVIEW, OF COURSE.
AND TOWARDS THE END OF THE
INTERVIEW THEY KIND OF ASKED ME,
YOU KNOW, DO YOU HAVE ANY
SPECIAL SKILLS.
AND OF COURSE I WAS LIKE, YEAH,
I'VE GOT A FEW THINGS IN MY
BELT. AND I SAID I COULD DO SOME
JUGGLING.
AND I HAVE AN ACE VENTURA
IMPRESSION THEY REALLY LOVED.
>> Jimmy: REALLY?
THEY LOVED IT?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: DO A LITTLE BIT OF IT
SO WE CAN GET A SENSE OF WHAT
THEY SAW.
>> OKAY.
SO JIMMY, I'M GOING TO NEED YOU
TO JUST SAY VENTURA, AND THEN
I'LL GET AFTER IT.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> READY?
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT?
FORGET IT.
IT'S OKAY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> COME ON, JIMMY.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
I'LL DO IT.
DO I SAY IT LIKE I'M ASKING YOU
A QUESTION OR I'M MEETING YOU
LIKE OH, THERE HE IS?
>> OR LIKE VENTURA.
>> Jimmy: I'M NOT GOING TO DO
IT. >> ALL RIGHT.
SAY VENTURA.
READY? >> Jimmy: VENTURA.
>> YES?
OH, I'M SORRY YOU -- SOUNDED
LIKE SOMEBODY ELSE.
IT WAS THE TANK?
ALL RIGHTY, THEN.
[ CHEERS AND APP
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
>> THAT'S MY BEST.
>> Jimmy: YOU WOWED THEM WITH AN
IMPRESSION FROM A MOVIE THAT
CAME OUT 25 YEARS AGO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND WHAT IS THE ORIGIN OF
WHABOOM? WHEN DID YOU START WHABOOMING?
>> I'VE BEEN WHABOOMING SINCE
THE WOMB.
>> Jimmy: DID IT CATCH ON LIKE
YOU HOPED IT WOULD?
BECAUSE I KNOW YOU CAME RIGHT
OUT OF THE GATE SAYING WHABOOM
AND I GUESS IN HOPES THAT IT
WOULD BECOME LIKE A THING.
DID IT CATCH ON IN THE WAY YOU
WERE HOPING?
>> YOU KNOW, IT CAUGHT ON IN THE
WAY THAT I WAS HOPING, BUT OF
COURSE THERE'S ALWAYS HATERS AND
LOVERS. YOU CAN RELATE TO THAT, RIGHT,
JIM? >> Jimmy: YEAH, SURE.
>> KIND OF LIKE THIS --
>> Jimmy: SO IN TONIGHT'S
EPISODE YOU SAID SOMETHING I
WANT TO ASK YOU ABOUT.
YOU SAID THIS ABOUT YOUR
ARCH-RIVAL, BLAKE.
>> SOME THINGS WERE SAID ARE
FROM BLAKE.
I THINK HE JUST DOESN'T LIKE ME.
>> WHY?
>> I DON'T KNOW IF LIKE HE HAS A
CRUSH ON ME.
HE WAS OVER MY BED, YOU KNOW,
PEELING A BANANA.
AND HE WAS LIKE LOOKING AT ME
LIKE THIS.
I WOKE UP, AND I WAS LIKE, WHY?
WHY IS THIS?
>> OKAY.
>> YEAH.
>> IS THIS REAL OR IS THIS A
JOKE? >> NO, THAT HAPPENED.
>> DID HE FINISH THE BANANA?
OKAY. >> Jimmy: SO THEN RACHEL
CONFRONTED BLAKE AND HE DENIED
THIS TOTALLY.
DID YOU REALLY WAKE UP IN THE
MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND SEE HIM
EATING A BANANA OVER YOU?
>> YOU KNOW, IT EITHER HAPPENED
OR IT WAS A NIGHTMARE.
BUT YOU KNOW, BLAKE FOLLOWING ME
AROUND AND, YOU KNOW, JUST
GETTING AFTER ME AS YOU SEE IN
THE EPISODES, IT'S JUST LIKE --
>> Jimmy: SO YOU MADE THAT STORY
UP OR IT WAS JUST A FANTASY --
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> IT WAS A BAD DREAM.
IT WAS A BAD DREAM.
>> Jimmy: WELL, BLAKE WAS VERY
UPSET. AND, WELL, HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED
AFTER THAT.
>> WHAT UP, LUCAS?
>> WHAT'S UP, MAN?
>> I JUST WANT TO SAY [ BLEEP ]
YOU, BRO.
YOU'RE A PIECE OF [ BLEEP ].
YOU'RE HERE FOR THE WRONG
REASONS. I GOT DRUG INTO YOUR [ BLEEP ].
I SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU.
I KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE.
AND IT KILLS ME --
>> WHY AM I HERE?
>> YOU'RE HERE TO BE ON
[ BLEEP ] TV.
>> AND WHY IS THAT?
>> BECAUSE YOU ARE A WANNABE
COMEDIAN. YOU'RE A WASHED UP JOKE.
I CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL LIKE IF
YOU WEREN'T HERE I WOULD HAVE
HAD A REAL SHOT AT GETTING TO
KNOW RACHEL BUT BECAUSE YOU WERE
TOO BUSY WHABOOMING AND MAKING A
JOKE OUT OF THIS EXPERIENCE I'M
GOING HOME.
YOU WIN, LUCAS.
WHABOOM.
>> YEAH.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: LUCAS.
DO YOU THINK IT WAS YOUR FAULT
THAT BLAKE GOT ELIMINATED?
>> I THINK IT WAS BLAKE'S FAULT
THAT I GOT ELIMINATED.
>> Jimmy: WELL, I DON'T THINK
GANDHI WOULD LIKE ANY OF THIS AT
ALL, I TELL YOU.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WHAT IS NEXT FOR THE WHABOOM
GUY? TELL US, WHAT'S YOUR PLAN GOING
FORWARD?
BESIDES OF COURSE YOU'VE GOT TO
BE ON "BACHELOR IN PARADISE."
THAT SEEMS PREDETERMINED.
BUT BESIDES THAT WHAT ELSE?
>> IT'S A GIVEN.
NO, YOU KNOW, TO BE HONEST
IT'S -- THIS WHOLE WHABOOM
THING, YOU KNOW, THIS SHIRT AS
YOU CAN SEE, MAYBE I'LL TAKE OFF
THE JACKET --
>> Jimmy: IT'S A GREAT-LOOKING
SHIRT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> GIVE YOU A LITTLE BIT OF THE
GUN SHOW.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
JIMMY, YOU'VE GOT SOME GUNS
UNDER THAT JACKET.
>> Jimmy: YES.
[ CHEERS ] >> NO.
IT'S -- I'M SELLING THESE SHIRTS
AND ALL THE PROCEEDS AND ALL THE
PROFIT IS ACTUALLY GOING TO
CHARITY. >> Jimmy: THOSE ARE GOING TO FLY
OFF THE SHELVES.
I HAVE NO DOUBT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
HEY, DO YOU REMEMBER WHAZZUP?
YOU REMEMBER THAT?
>> WHAZZUP!
>> Jimmy: YOU'D BE BETTER OFF
MAKING T-SHIRTS WITH THAT.
THANK YOU.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]