Kirk what the hell happened the other night
you act like a freak with captian pickles and you won't even got off the couch
to shake my father hands when we had a whole conversation about how he was old fashioned
auh I know I know I am sorry
I spent the whole day
with your entire family and you can't even spend 30 seconds with mine
I mean that a pretty big red flag it is not a
red flag Molly oh kirk I can't do this here I m I am working and
okay sorry
I ejaculated my pants
arghh we we were getting
sort of hot
and nasty
and you know its not everyday
that I have a super hot girl grinding on top
of me and I got a little to excited
and before I know it your parents are in the room and
I am sitting there with
just a big freaking
oyster in my shorts
right
sorry
I mean I will say this for him he is honest
so thanks for the advice that went
horribly
enjoy the air show boys and I and gonna go
no guy in his right mind would ever make that up
right
you should probably go talk to him yeah
just wait one second
and here she comes
oh she thought it was a joke there is something
something is funny
they are gonna they are kissing
yes
you are like yoda yea I know