These are called noble gases because they're non-reactive.
*sighs*
Okay, who could tell me what I've just said?
Meagan?
Oh.
Uhm...
You said, a science.
That's the name of this class...
Wow, these cell phones are rotting your brains.
...they're non-reactive.
Okay, who could tell me what I just said?
Madison?
You said, that those are noble gases because they're non-reactive.
Lucky guess...
Which is actually incorrect, because Xenon, Radon, and Krypton show minor reactivity.
It doesn't say that on the textbook...
*facetime ring sound*
*sighs* He is so old and out of touch!
How embarrassing! No wonder his wife's an old body pillow!
I know right?
I shouldn't never opened up to you guys...
*cries*
...and for homework, answer all the odd number questions on page 48.
*bell rings*
Alright, Eric, please stay behind. I need to speak with you.
*in unison* OOOOHHHHHH!
Yes, Mr. Shardik?
Eric, you're failing this class...
I'll have to speak with your parents--
NOT MY PARENTS!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
...through 110.
*bell dings*
Uh, Ethan, stay afterwards. I need to talk to you about something.
*in unison* OOOOOHHHHHHH!
What?
Ethan, you're failing this class...
Please, please don't tell your parents.
Okay...
MOOOOOOOMMM!
NONONONONONONO!
*bag zipper unzips*
Why are you failing my baby?!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Did you guys see that Chris and Josh got in a fight?
*in unison* Yeah!
Well, we didn't see it, but we were just texting about it.
Well, I saw it, and I got a photo!
Look!
*in unison* Woah!
So... what are we looking at here?
Oh! Sorry, that's a mirror selfie.
There.
*in unison* Woah!
I cannot believe you were there to capture this perfect picture!
How fortuitous!
Hey, did you guys hear that Caleb and Josh--
*in unison* Yeah.
We have seen, and heard everything, and are therefore numb to any new experiences.
*in unison* Yeah...
Neo is definitely still really awesome.
You guys want to skip history class?
Why? What would we even do?
I don't know, Starbucks? We could drink a nutritious frappuccino,
then download the iTunes single of the week.
I hear right now it's Regina Spektor.
- Sure. - Sure.
Cool.
$50 for a fake ID.
Hey, you guys want to skip history class?
Why? What would we even do?
*bag zipper unzips*
You were thinking of skipping class?!
No, mom! We're just kidding around.
That's what I thought, young man.
Why is your mom so weird?
Yeah, the rest of our parents just track us on our phone.
*bag zipper unzips* Hey! I heard that!
...so Paul Revere traveled by horseback to deliver news of the British advancement.
If only he was able to just send a text message, right?
*embarrassment in unison*
- No. - Mr. Shardik!
Talking about texting doesn't make you cooler!
...and so Paul Revere traveled on horseback delivering news of the British Army's advancement.
Hehehehe.
I made that meme! *laughs*
You guys like memes, right?
Oh, at least they didn't cringe.
Oh, well, that's because we're too busy posting videos of your stupid memes!
*laughing in unison*
Well, it looks like everyone did their homework wrong so I'll have to take you through how to do it correctly.
First, where it says "name"
You write your own name.
*in unison* OOOHHHH...
So no one even tried to do the homework.
Well, we can't fail if we don't try.
But I gave you guys all the guidelines on how to do the homework.
Plus, six examples of the completed assignment, and a step-by-step
video of me doing the assignment.
You don't understand, Mr. Shardik.
If we fail, we will grow up to be weird, sad, old teachers that eat soup straight out of a can for lunch!
Yeah, and who invite their students for their weird saddled softball games after school?
And who, just to clarify, have an entire family of weird saddled body pillows that they go on vacation
with and are extremely physically affectionate with in a sexual way?
And who sucks on a--
OH-Okay! That's enough *makes a bell ringing noise*
Oh! That's the bell. Go away!
Weird...
Yeah...
Eat the pain away.
...shouldn't never opened up to you guys.
You're right!
Flip you!
I'm telling my mom you said that.
Yeah, well--
*farts*
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