-And then the old fruit said,
"That can't be my daughter.
She died years ago."
Spooooky, eh?
-Come on, Grandpa Lemon.
We wanna hear a real scary story.
-(others) Yeah.
-Oh, well, there was that one time I caught scurvy.
[berries groan] All right, all right.
Lemme see now.
On a night like this, under a full moon's beam,
the kitchen was dead quiet...
except for a scream!
-[screams]
-The freezer door was open, a frigid cold seized the room.
Its evil chill turned the fruits
into frozen zombies of doom.
-Everybody knows zombies aren't real, Grandpa Lemon.
-You should tell that to them!
[both roar dramatically, berries scream]
[both laugh]
-What a bunch of Halloweenies. [laughs]
-That was awesome.
I can't believe they fell for the old haunted freezer gag.
-Gag? Who said anything about a gag?
-[laughs evilly]
[all screaming]
-Whoa!
Everyone just chill out. [laughs]
[freezer laughs evilly]
Captioned by SpongeSebastian
[tune of Michael Jackson's Thriller] Wait a minute.
How did we get in here?
-Um... I think that's the least of our problems.
What happened to our friends?
[friends growl softly]
What's going on with our friends?
Orange, what's happening?!
[Orange growls] Aaahh!!
-We're in the freezer
And something evil's
Lurking behind Pear
-Huh? [screams]
-Under the moonlight
You want to run
But you know you wouldn't dare
-Moonlight? Aren't we in a freezer?
-You're gonna scream
'Cause all the food in here
Have become zombies
-Aah!
-You start to freeze
But the freezer swallows you
It's no surprise
You're paralyzed
'Cause this is Chiller
Chiller night
And no one's gonna save you
From that crazy broccoli now
Chiller
Chiller night
You're fighting for your life
Inside the
Chiller, Chiller, Chiller
-(Grandpa Lemon) Darkness falls across a land that's frigid.
Terror strikes from an apple midget.
The grapefruit monster now a groaning ghoul.
Watch as a marshmallow skates on his frozen drool.
-Yay! I love being a zombie!
-(Grandpa Lemon) The zombie foods are lurking
just down your hall, and a fiendish orange commands them all.
-Hey! I'm not a fiend; I'm an orange.
'Cause this is Chiller
Chiller night
And no one's gonna save you
From that crazy broccoli now
Chiller
Chiller night
You're fighting for your life
Inside the
Chiller, Chiller, Chiller
-No! I don't wanna be a zombie!
Ah! Ahh! Stay back!!
-Why? Did you fart? [laughs]
-Oh... where am I?
-You're in the kitchen. Where else would you be?
-No, you don't understand, it's the--
[relieved]: Oh. Wow. It was all a dream.
[chuckles] And to think,
I was terrified of the freezer. [chuckles]
-Freezer? Don't you mean--
the Chiller?
-[laughs evilly]
-[screaming]
-'Cause this is Chiller
Chiller night
And no one's gonna save you
From that crazy broccoli now
Chiller
Chiller night
You're fighting for your life...