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[thunder crackling, maniacal laughter]
-[Orange groans, cries]
Ah!
I just wanna apologize to Grapefruit's mom.
And Midget Apple's mom. And my mom.
I'm so. So, sorry. Because it's all my fault.
I should've brought more tissues.
But, because I didn't now you got boogers...
all up in your screen! [laughs]
-Orange!
-Boogers, boogers, boogers.
Boogers, boogers, boogers, boogers, boogers.
[laughs]
Boogers, boogers, boogers.
[static noise, maniacal laughter]
-Eclair Witch you say?
Oh, no!
You don't want to go messing around with
no Eclair Witch.
-They say it floats over the ground.
Doesn't touch the floor at all.
Like a balloon?
-What?
It's a baboon?
[Orange laughs]
Solved it.
Just a baboon guys.
We can go home now.
-Orange!
-Betty Baker, says he leaves the bodies filled
with pastry cream.
You know, like an eclair.
-No, that's a boston creme.
-No, that's a bizmark.
-Guys!
-Historically, wherever Eclair Witch strikes,
this symbol's been found near by.
-What does this donut shaped bundle of sticks
really mean?
The answer to that question lies hidden in the darkness
of the woods, waiting to be discovered.
(Midget Apple) Orange.
-That was me actually.
-Wow!
Nice push.
[laughs]
-[groans]
-Group shot!
Show 'em what we got.
-Hey everybody!
We're going to find out of the Eclair Witch is real,
or not.
-There she is!
-Where?
Where?
-[chuckles]
I totally got you guys.
-Not funny, brah!
I wet myself.
-And I got it on tape.
[laughs]
-Spring break 2013!
Whoo-hoo!
-Oh, grill the river and over the woods,
to find a witch made of dough.
-Orange, be quiet.
I think I heard something.
-Knock it off, Grapefruit.
You're just going to yell Spring Break again.
-I'm not.
Just listen!
-I don't hear anything.
-Shh.
Listen harder.
[burping]
[laughs]
-[yells]
You guys suck!
I'm going to go back to the car.
Give me the map.
-What?
I already gave you the map.
-Um... where's the map guys?
-Ooh, I see it,
it's under there.
-Under where?
-[laughs]
Made you say underwear.
-[screams] -Yeah. [static]
-Is that footsteps?
-Maybe, but why is that scary?
-Because we don't know anyone with feet.
-Okay.
It's the middle of the night and some super freaky
stuff is starting to happen.
You hear that?
-Hello?
-Try playing Marko Polo with it.
Marko...!
MARRRRRKKKKOOOOOOO...!
[laughs]
-Guys!
What's happening?
-It's just a bunch of fingers clawing at the tent.
Why is that scary?
-Because we don't know anyone with fingers.
-Good point.
[laughs]
[all screaming]
-I'm going to find out what that is--
-[growling sound]
-Grapefruit!
Come back!
COME BACK!
GRAPEFRUIT?
-Marko...!
So, Grapefruit didn't come back last night.
We're completely lost and--
-Orange!
Look!
-Holy donut.
[laughs]
Get it?
Holy?
[laughs]
-Har, har, har. We're all going to die.
[static noise]
-I'm so. So, sorry. Because it's all my fault.
I should've brought more tissues.
All because I didn't...
now you got boogers... all up in your screen! [laughs]
Boogers, boogers, boogers.
Boogers, boogers, boogers, boogers, boogers.
[laughs]
Boogers, boogers, boogers.
-No.
-Sorry.
[laughs]
Seriously though.
We heard Grapefruit's voice coming from this old
abandoned gingerbread house.
-Hey, guys.
-There it is again.
Let's go.
-Aw, man.
Aw, man. Aw, man. AW, MAN, AW, MAN, AW, MAN!
-Marko!
-Polo!
-Marko!
-[gasps] Don't yell!
I almost fell--[screaming]
-Whoa. Sorry, dude.
Didn't mean to bring you down.
[laughs]
-Aw, no!
Aw, NO!
-Hang on little buddy.
I'm coming for you.
Marko?
Midget Apple?
Marko!
Marko?
-Boo!
-[screaming]
-[chuckles]
I totally got you.
Aw, no. Fair.
You guys double teamed me.
-Nah-uh!
It was all me...
...right, Midget Apple?
-[sound whiting]
[all screaming]
[static noise]
-Whoo-hoo!
You coming, Peardicat?
[laughs]
-This is a bad idea!
-Oh, a pile.
This here deserves a special jump.
I'm going to do a double back flip with a twist.
-And I'm going to do a triple jackknife meat ball
slider special.
[Midget Apple laughs]
How about you, Pear?
-Uh... I'm just going to watch.
-[swoosh!, Orange laughs]
Knife!
[Knife slices]