Bonjour! Comment Ca va? Hi how you guys doing?
If you don't know, I have a lot of French speaking viewers and you know that got me
curious about French culture. So today I have a fuck ton of French candy
and I'm going to eat it all. I'm actually super hyped to try these candies.
But maybe that's just because I'm a fatass. People always say money can't buy happiness,
but money can buy food which is pretty much the same thing.
But enough talking alright, let's try some French candy.
So first up we got the Haribo Tagada. Oh shoot this smells good.
Yo this tastes good. I fuck with this.
Im going to give these 8 out of 10. Next up we got the Haribo Dragibus.
Apparently, we're dragging a bus. These look like little jelly beans.
Some of these taste really good and some of them taste really weird, I don't know.
I'm going to give these a 7.2 out of 10. Now I'm trying the Carambar Caramel le original.
I'm probably butchering all of these names. I am a big fan of caramel so I'm excited.
This is so hard. Not as hard as my schlong you know what I mean.
This tastes like a dark chocolate version
of caramel. Not my favorite, I'm going to give it 5 out of 10.
So now I'm trying the la Pailled'Or aux framboises.
I know I nailed it, it's whatever. This looks like that one wooden flute thing
that you play. Yeah, that's good.
I can imagine myself on a date in Paris, eating some biscuits, drinking some coffee.
I'm gonna give these a 7.8 out of 10. So now we have the Curly peanut classic, and
you know, I love me some nuts in my mouth. They look like Cheetos, but they're peanuts.
I don't think I like these, which sucks because I accidentally bought a whole pack of them.
I'll give these a 3.5 out of 10. Next up we have the Kinder Bueno which for
those Spanish speaking viewers is hopefully muy bueno you know what I mean?
Yo Marcus you need to try this shit right now.
Try this.
This is easily the best thing I've had.
Kinder? More like, Tinder and I swipe right you know what I mean?
This kinda looks like a cigar. What the f*ck?
I'm going to give this 9 out of 10. Next we have the Arlequin Original.
Looks good. I like these, they're not that special but
they taste good. I'd say 7 out of 10.
Next up we have the Haribo Car En Sac. I can already tell I'm going to really like
this because the front packaging has a little boy throwing pills in the air, which remind
me a lot of my childhood. Okay.
Not going to lie, I don't like at all. I'll give these 2 out of 10.
Next up we have LULU La Barquette. This is fraise flavored which is strawberry
in English. Uh, I'm not going to lie, these kinda look
like vaginas.
This tastes pretty good, or as they say in
France, Cest Bon you know what I mean? I'll give this 6.9 out of 10.
And lastly we have Vichy which kinda looks like cough drops.
Bon appetit. Yeah, this is like a nice minty taste, I would
definitely have this after a meal. I'll give this a 7.3.
Can we take a second to talk about in France, the word candy is bonbon?
That's freaking dope! Over hear in America, we're like, let's go
get some candy, pff okay. Bonbon sounds way freaking cooler, I'd bonbon
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