CREW: Set.
CREW: Set. CREW: Set.
CREW: OK, we're set.
Quiet, please.
And action.
Ahhh, pizza man, pizza man.
Guess who's here?
It's the pizza man.
I got pizza, man.
Pizza [LAUGHS].
Guess who's here?
I'm a pizza man.
[SNICKERS]
Ahhh, pizza.
[LAUGHS] Sorry.
Got you.
The first line of the season.
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CREW: And action.
[GRUNTS]
[LAUGHS] One second.
Let's do it again.
[GIGGLES]
[LAUGHTER]
[GRUNTS]
[STIFLES LAUGHTER]
CREW: All right, let's reset the turn.
What-- what is this?
What are we-- what are we dong?
I don't like this anymore.
I don't get what we're doing.
Huh?
I don't get what we're doing.
(LAUGHING) We're hanging out.
Sorry.
OK.
I don't know--
I don't know what this is anymore,
but it feels like not what we were planning on.
[LAUGHS]
He probably poisoned himself to get out of this party.
That's too much.
That's stupid.
No-- [LAUGHS]
He probably poisoned himself to get
out of working this party.
[LAUGHS]
Too big?
Too much?
Charlie, if you're going to tell me that was your finger,
I'm going to kick your ass.
No, that-- that was definitely Minka.
Yeah, she's real aggressive with those fingers.
Personally, I'm not into it.
I hate it.
Yeah.
She's got long fingernails, and there's some anger involved.
I don't really know what it is.
It's a European thing, for sure, because it feels like it has
the darkness of the Cold War.
[LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHS]
Eastern European sand fleas or like, bedbugs.
They've brought something in.
I can see something in Minka's hair.
[LAUGHS]
Yeah, they've been shooting up--
- What? - --this whole time.
They were cooking heroin. - With my-- in the--
In the toe spoon, yes.
--toe spoon?
That Alexi gave me?
Yeah, yeah.
The only memento I have of his.
Yeah, yeah.
Plus, dude-- hey, Frank.
Frank, this one, I think--
[LAUGHS]
Let's make them have a funeral for all
the hairs that they cut off.
That's not a bad idea, right, because that puts
them in a financial bind, too.
They'll start thinking twice before they,
you know, get something done.
Oh, no.
[ALL YELLING]
God, Dee, what have you done?
[LAUGHTER]
So passing.
Too fast.
Too high.
[LAUGHS]
OK, so passing.
Too fast.
Too high.
[LAUGHS] It's so stupid.
OK, so passing.
Too fast.
Too bouncy.
[LAUGHS]
Hey, that was good.
Mm-hmm.
[LAUGHS]
[SIGHS]
Oh.
[LAUGHS]
What are you doing, man?
Sshh.
Greg is in your bathroom.
I just set up the perfect meet cute for Dee.
Now, while Greg was showering.
I picked the lock, and I snuck in there.
He has a very small penis, for the record.
Then I dumped up the toilet something awful.
I took a bunch of--
I took a bunch of toilet paper, and I jammed it in there,
you know, so it wouldn't flush.
Oh.
Why?
[LAUGHS]
GREG: Oh, god.
It's happening. It's happening.
It's happening. - Yeah.
GREG: Oh, my god.
[GAGGING] Good lord.
(LAUGHING) What'd you do in there, man?
Greg, are you OK in there?
GREG: No.
There's-- hey, I think there's a problem with the toilet.
You may need to get a plunger.
Yeah.
A plunger?
GREG: Uh-huh.
- [LAUGHS] - There is a problem.
There is a problem.
Hey, are you still there?
[LAUGHS]
All right, look, I think I have a way
that we can figure this out without emotions
mucking it all up.
What we need is an algorithm.
Well, Dave, that's just too late.
[LAUGHTER] - Just too late.
DAVE: Too late, too late, too late.
Too late.
DAVE: I was watching the movie.
You make all these superhero movies with women,
and none of them flash their headlights.
That's not real.
Everybody's got to take a shower.
Heh?
Yeah, you want to see Wonder Woman take a shower.
I'd like to see some boobs, a little bit of boobs and flesh.
He wants to acknowledge that superheroes also get a stink.
Yeah.
And they're strong, big, and they press
up against the glass, you know.
WOMAN: And anything else on that?
No.
WOMAN: OK.
[LAUGHTER]
I'm talking about community, honey.
[SNORTS]
WOMAN: Right.
I'm talking about community, hun.
WOMAN: Well.
I'm talking about community, hun.
[LAUGHS]
I'm willing to take that chance.
Wait.
Unless-- are you--
are you talking about like, a cold sore or something,
because I'm not cool with that.
No, I-- I'm good.
I don't want herpes.
Well.
[LAUGHS]
Tell him I want to meet.
Yeah, all right.
What, you talking to me?
Yeah.
I can't tell, because I'm not looking at you.
We're not looking at you either.
Yeah, we're facing the opposite direction as well.
I'm not going to look at you.
Neither are we.
If I'm honest, I'm tempted to look, but I'm not going to.
Are we done here, or--
Yeah, let's just go.
God damn it.
[LAUGHS]
Think about all the plastic army men that you buy in the--
Oh, I love those--
- --in the fun store. - Yeah, yeah--
In the fun store, you know what I mean.
And like the rubber snakes that you're
always scaring Frank with.
Oh, scare the shit out of Frank with those things.
It's primal, his fear of that. - Exactly.
Yeah, and then all that little rubber bouncy balls.
- Oh, they bounce so high. - Yeah, yeah--
They bounce up and down.
I think I lose them because they bounce
into outer space or some shit.
Yeah, no, well, you eat them.
[LAUGHS]
I eat some of them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you have any left?
I ate them all.
You ate them all.
[LAUGHS] Yeah.
I mean, I-- no, I ate some of them.
Yeah.
How many you got left?
None.
Yeah.
Because you ate them all.
I tested them all.
And then swallowed them.
And then I ate them all.
You tested it in your mouth and then swallowed it.
That's eating.
I-- [LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
Yeah, yeah, you lose them sometimes, man.
But you eat them.
Nah, nah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've seen you put them in your mouth.
I was just testing them, you know.
You're testing them.
Just seeing, because you have know
if they're flavored ones, but-- - Right.
They're not flavored, because they're not--
you're that's supposed to eat them.
Yeah, well there is a flavor.
And it's kind of like a rubbery--
Well, of course, it does. Everything has a flavor.
--factory kind of thing.
Right. Yeah.
It's not bad.
Yeah, well, don't eat them.
Well, I'm not.
Like I said, I'm just testing them.
And you know, I'll test them in my mouth.
And sometimes I'm testing them in my stomach
just to see how they pass.
Well, that's eating.
Once it goes from your mouth to your stomach, that's eating.
Yeah, but I'm not seeing it that way, you know what I mean.
Like, when I'm doing it, that's not my intention.
Mm-hmm.
[STIFLES LAUGH]
--in the game a long time.
--we've been here forever.
Yeah, ever since laser technology
was made available to the general public
in the mid 1980s, that's how long we've been playing for,
OK.
Is that what it is?
I feel we started in 2005.
[LAUGHS]
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