(upbeat R&B music)
- We're here for the Angelina party.
- Honey, where would you like to sit?
- Let's sit here.
- Wow.
- I hope my jacket's like...
Christopher!
(music slows to an abrupt halt)
- [Angelina] Why'd you fart like that?
You are terrible.
He farts every single (beep) day.
People heard that.
I'm marrying this man, I swear, I can't.
- Nobody heard that. - So fucking nasty.
(inaudible)
- This is a nice little spread here.
(everyone cheering and applauding)
- Congratulations!
- Thank you!
- You ain't married yet.
- Double fisting for the occasion I see.
- Yes, double fisting!
- Yes!
- Well we'd just like to thank all of you for coming out
and being a part of this special day for us.
We love each and every one of you,
so if you're in here you're all family.
- [Angelina] Thank you guys so much for spending
our- these next two days with us,
we love all of you.
(everyone cheering, applauding and cheersing drinks)
- Hey Lina, you're gonna take Chris' virginity tomorrow?
- Oh my god, relax.
(laughter)
- Do you remember last year at our rehearsal dinner,
we all screamed across the table to Angelina
about her getting married. - Yes, you guy's did!
- When was the date?
- We didn't pick one out yet.
- Next year?
- [Chris] Uh,
(laughter)
- Yo, aren't we supposed to go like this
and you guys are supposed to make out. (clinking glass)
- Make out!
- Ooh, it's happening!
- Later!
- All right come on Angelina,
(everyone cheering and laughing)
- I've never seen them kiss.
- Yes, kiss!
[Everyone] Kiss!
- [Pauly D] It's her fiance.
- Angelina's acting all shy,
like she can't kiss Chris in public,
she doesn't like to be put on the spot.
You grabbed my (beep) in the lobby ten minutes ago.
- Whoa, whoa she just grabbed my (beep)!
(laughter)
- No you did not!
- (screams)
- You can't kiss your husband?
(everyone cheering)
- [Pauly D] They really are getting married!
- [Snooki] Angelina, Vinny's upset.
- Vinny's upset? - She's camera shy.
I have the CO2 gun I want to blow it in Vinny's face.
- Yeah Angelina, you can blow it in my face anytime.
- All right, I'll blow you.
(awkward laughter)
- Is this happening tomorrow?
- Chris, is this what you pictured your wife would be?
- Uh.. what as a kid you mean?
Like growing up?
- [Pauly D] Yeah a kid growing up.
- Uh, probably not.
(laughter)
No, as a kid, you grow up as your mother
and this generation, no, it's not just her,
this whole generation-
- No, I get what you're saying.
- They're not like our mothers, you know that.
All of us know that. - What?
Chris doesn't know (beep).
I am an Italian queen, an Italian princess,
exactly what he wants to marry.
- The generation of girls now,
are not like our mothers.
Cook, clean-
(laughter)
How did I get so skinny?
I haven't (beep) eaten in (beep) three months.
- Oh, shut up!
- Oh damn!
- She don't cook.
- Is it something I said?
(laughter)
- They're gonna get divorced.
(nervously chuckles)
(relaxed R&B music)
- More bread?
- Hi honey, oh my gosh it's perfect!
(music slows to abrupt stop)
- Oh my god, oh my god.
- Is she still staring?
- She's terrifying.
- The way she's been, oh, she's looking at me again, look.
Look, look at her looking at me.
- [Snooki] I know she's very scary.
- (beep) How is this gonna play out?
This woman is coming for me.
Grandma put a hex on me.
- [Deena] Oh my god!
- That's where my heads going,
she's staring at me like that.
- Pauly, save her life.
- Stop!
(dramatic cymbals)
- I'm a DJ, let's party.
- (nervous sigh) I don't know I feel like
it's just like whatever happened in Orleans.
He just wants like to distance himself.
(dramatic R&B music)
I don't like awkwardness with any of my roommates,
especially Pauly who like I love, wholeheartedly.
(dramatic strings continue)
Like right now he's being weird and it's
(dramatic strings cease)
like I don't want that.
- Angelina's getting married!
Yeah!
- Who would've thought in a million
- Who would've thought?
Years.
- Once in a while, two people fall in love.
- Vinny it's overrated.
(dramatic cymbals)
And I'm not scorned or anything.
(dramatic R&B music)
- [Pauly D] Maybe in a different world,
me and Jenni would've hooked up,
if it happened like earlier on,
but it's too deep now.
It's ten years of friendship
that I would never ruin.
I respect her too much
to do some sort of casual hook-up.
I think we're totally fine.
I really do believe we're on the same page.
- [Snooki] All right well,
(laughter)
this worked out.
- I can't believe Angelina's getting married tomorrow.
- I heard you're next.
- Not me, no.
Uh, uh
I'm a single guy.
- I feel like I don't understand Pauly,
cause in New Orleans like he was really into Jenni.
But at this rehearsal dinner,
I don't see Pauly talking to Jenni at all.
I don't know what the (beep) is going on.
- [Snooki] You're sad.
- Don't get me started.
I'm like now having like, these like emotions,
cause like I feel like me and Pauly lost our connection.
It's just, you know, it's awkward.
It like makes me feel awkward.
It's like very, it's like sad.
(dramatic cymbals)
That's how I feel.
- [Snooki] No!
You guys need to hangout more.
(romantic instrumental begins)
- [Vinny] Are you gonna slow dance?
- Who?
- You and Pauly?
- I feel like he wants to run away at this point.
(romantic instrumental amplifies)
- I'm taking a (beep) tender piece home,
I don't give a (beep).
(romantic instrumental abruptly ceases)
(relaxed rap music)
(laughter)
- Stop!
- [Pauly D] Can't catch it twice Mary!
- I want to leave.
I need to go home.
I'm going home alone.
I just want to go.
I need to go the (beep) home
and like cry myself to sleep over this.
Love you guys.
- You're leaving?
- I have to go home.
And like put some cucumbers on my (beep) eyeballs.
Angelina, us moms have to leave.
Can you come outside with us?
- Sure!
- But before I go home I do know
that Angelina's like nervous for tomorrow.
So, I just want to tell her
like everything will be okay.
Remember why you're there.
I wanted to make sure you're all right.
- I'm okay.
I'm just very tired.
- Are you nervous?
- Of course, I'm nervous!
- Do you have cold feet?
Are you freezing?
- Not cold feet, but I would say that
I have- I'm very- I'm nervous.
- Yeah?
You have nothing to be nervous about!
- Why are you nervous?
- To walk down the aisle,
and like, I just like, everyone staring at me.
And just like in general,
the whole thing.
- Honestly, you're gonna be so in the moment
you're just gonna see Chris, honestly.
- [Jenni] Just picture that.
- Girl.
- We'll see you in the morning then girl.
- I love you.
- All right, bye.