- That's a whole ass potato!
- (gasps) Oh!
- This is like a twisted Twinkie right here.
- (PvF) What do you think of fair foods?
- I fricking love the fried Oreos.
I love anything fried.
- You've got that look on your face.
- (PvF) Well, it's not a Try Not To Eat.
- (gasps) Oh yay! - That's good.
- Okay... Oh no.
- Is there a but following? - There's a catch!
There has to be a catch.
- (PvF) It is an Eat In One Second Fair Food Challenge.
- Oh! - Ooh!
- (PvF) Plus, as always... - Is there a prize, yeah!
- We gotta get bibs.
- Can we get little bibs like when we're going
to like Boiling Crab or something?
- (PvF) Do you want an apron?
- Sure!
- (PvF) There are six rounds.
Each round will get harder and harder,
and you'll have one to six seconds, based on the round,
to fit the entire dish in your mouth.
Most points wins.
- Okay. - Let's do it.
- I feel like I'm gonna get lockjaw. (laughs)
- We have a medic on site. - Oh, we have a medic on site.
- So please don't try this at home.
- Yes! - Yes!
- Oh yeah! - Okay, yeah.
We're starting on the deep fried Oreo. - Deep fried Oreos, right?
- You could never mess up deep fried Oreos.
- Oh man.
- One second, let's go, we can do this.
- Easy!
- Oh man, thank you.
(Jillian screams)
- Oh. - Ooh!
- (PvF) Dusted with powdered sugar and crisped to perfection,
these deep fried Oreos should melt in your mouth,
hopefully in one second.
- I'm just like, no, that's totally doable.
- Oh I love the, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
- Okay, I'm taking off my rings for this.
I need to get crazy. - Yeah.
- I need to get fricking crazy on this one.
- I'm just gonna put them on top of each other,
squeeze down, and hope for the best.
- Right, if you've got stretchy cheeks,
this should be fun.
- (PvF) You guys can count yourselves down.
(Brian laughs)
- See, when it comes to counting things down,
you usually do the numbers first.
- Oh.
- Three. - Two.
- (both) One!
(clock ticks)
- (PvF) And that's time. (bell rings)
Three, two, one.
(clock ticks)
- I feel like I went a little faster than you.
- (PvF) You guys both got the point.
(Sharon laughs)
- Point's a point, Shar. - Okay, alright, alright.
- (PvF) Julian, you got it. (bell rings)
Izzy, you were a little past one second,
but we'll give you a half point.
You guys both made it through. How's that taste?
- Mmm!
- I'm just old school, I'll just take an Oreo.
- She didn't even taste it.
We didn't even get through the countdown!
- I did too! Well...
(Julian mumbles)
(PvF laughs)
- Even though I had to eat that in one second,
I enjoyed that in one second.
- Yeah.
- Oh man. - I'm sorry, mom.
- That is hitting my stomach like a rock.
- Cotton candy speed eating world record!
- Oh hell yeah!
- Oh, cotton candy! - Dude!
- Look at that one! (laughs)
- She was like what is happening? - Why are you doing that? (laughs)
- Easy peasy!
(Jillian screams)
- (laughs) Oh!
- She was like (babbles), he's like okay,
what the heck just happened there?
- Oh, and she looks so elegant doing so.
- Damn!
- My diabetes, my doctor's gonna be like yo...
- Very upset with you. - You're in the, cut to diabetes.
- Wow, look at it like bouncing around in there.
- (PvF) Cotton candy is a county fair classic
that people have been shoving in their mouths for over 100 years.
You will have two seconds.
- Like, I don't even know how you're gonna do this.
- Well, I gotta get it into the mouth, ooh shh...
- Crush it and stuff it.
- Parents always are like don't play with your food,
and we're doing the exact... (laughs)
- Yeah, we're literally playing with our food.
- I may have packed this too tight. (laughs)
- Phrasing!
- (PvF) I feel like more of it is on Jillian's hands now,
than it is... (Ed laughs)
- I'm sweating, so it's sticking to my fingers.
- (laughs) Oh no!
- (PvF) You're gonna have to get what's in your bowl too.
- No!
- Three, two, one. (clock ticks)
(Izzy mumbles)
(bell rings) - (PvF) That's definitely time.
- Mm. - (PvF) And time.
- Mm, mm, mm, mm-mm. (bell rings)
- (PvF) Time. (bell rings)
(Izzy laughs)
- (PvF) How's that cotton candy taste? (Ed mumbles)
(Sharon laughs)
I don't think either of you guys got the point, unfortunately.
I feel like that's actually kinda half a point.
- Mm-hmm!
- (PvF) Neither of you guys quite got that.
(buzzer rings) How do you feel? (laughs)
(Julian mumbles)
- Brick! - Complete brick
of cotton candy in my mouth. - Brick!
- Looks like a brick! (laughs) - Exactly, yeah!
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- Oh, is this the spiral potatoes?
- The potato sticks, I love these!
- Yeah, the potato stick!
- Oh my God, I've never had this!
I've always seen it everywhere.
- I've never seen this before.
- Ugh, so incredible. - Ugh!
- Oh my goodness! - Look at it!
- What the shh...
- Oh hell naw! - How the, how, how?
- (PvF) Appropriately named the Tornado Potato,
these skewered, spiralized potatoes are the perfect food
for hopping on the Ferris wheel.
- Yah! - Yeah, lightsaber duel.
Phew! - Yeah!
- That's a whole ass potato.
- Okay, oh! (laughs) Oh, it's connected.
- (PvF) Oh, the sleeves are getting rolled.
- The sleeves are getting rolled.
- I'm gonna try to cheek it.
- I think there's, I think, yeah, you gotta cheek these.
- You gotta cheek it.
- I'm thinking like a parallel park kinda situation.
Like I'm gonna back it in in one angle,
and then kinda like maybe try to get it almost sideways maybe?
- This entire potato here.
- Ooh, look at that grease!
- Man, I can see the oil just oozing out of it.
- I think I could do this.
Oh my God, it's an entire [censored] potato.
- Alright, you ready? - Now or never.
- Alright, three, two, one.
Ah hah!
- (PvF) (laughs) Stop. (bell rings)
- It's hot!
(clock ticks)
- (PvF) And time. (bell rings)
That's time. - Mm-hm.
- (PvF) Alright, that is a full point for you, Ed.
Jillian, that was a good try. (buzzer rings)
- It's hot! (buzzer rings)
- (PvF) Brian's is definitely not quite in.
(buzzer rings)
Sharon's is a little more in. Yeah.
(Sharon mumbles) I think that's a half point.
- Okay. (bell rings)
- Drooling! (Julian mumbles)
(Ed mumbles)
- (PvF) I don't know what he's trying to say.
(Ed mumbles)
- Fluffy bunny! (PvF laughs)
- Oh my God. (Julian gasps)
- Shut... - What?
- Your face.
- Yes, but man!
- Woah! - Dude.
- Wow!
- Jesus Criminy. - Cheesus cake. (laughs)
- (PvF) The fair is notoriously innovative when it comes
to putting food on a stick,
and a chocolate dipped cheesecake is no different.
You will have four seconds.
- This looks like Godzilla wearing a Cyclops visor from X-Men,
do you see this?
- I totally see it. - Like looking down the front.
- I can't even...
- Stop, man.
(cheesecake knocks) - This is solid.
- Oh God!
- (gasps) Oh!
- I might even have a heart attack!
- Yeah.
- Oh, I don't like the feeling of it on my fingers.
- Three, two, one.
(both babbling)
- (PvF) And that's time. (bell rings)
(clock ticks)
- Mmm.
- (PvF) That's time. (bell rings)
- Mm-mm. - (PvF) And time.
(bell rings) (Jillian mumbles)
- (PvF) That is, yeah. There's more out of your mouth than...
- Oh my God! (buzzer rings)
- Jillian looks so defeated. - Mm.
- I just heard crunches.
I was like oh my God, is that my tooth?
- It's still good. - Mmm.
- I'm a mess, but it's still good.
- Yay! - Pickles, I love pickles!
- Oh my God. - Oh my!
- Yay!
- Wait, there's a hot dog? - That's a pickle!
- In the middle?
- Yay, a pickle!
- Mmm. - (PvF) Who wants which one?
- (PvF) This is a Dilly Dog, a hot dog wrapped in a pickle,
and deep fried and ready for you to down
in five seconds or less.
- You can't help but think a little inappropriately with this.
Just like how far can I get this corn dog down my throat.
- So you like the pickle, but you don't like the hot dog?
- Mm-mm.
But you like the hot dog. - And I don't like the pickle.
- Yeah. (laughs)
- You're gonna burn your hand, it's so hot.
- Don't care, honey, I'm trying to get this point.
- I am doing something different. - I honestly think
this will be okay.
- I'm gonna try and go shark mode on this, just like...
- Three...
- Like cup it in half, and then I'm gonna put it in
like, you ever see those... (Sharon snores)
- This is like a twisted Twinkie right here.
- (PvF) Have you ever had a Dilly Dog before?
- I have not.
- Yes, I have, and they are Dilly-licious.
- Just don't Dilly-dally, while you try to eat it.
You only have five seconds. (laughs)
- Alright, you ready? - No. (laughs)
(Izzy laughs)
- (PvF) Three, two, one.
(clock ticks)
And wow, you both did it! (bell rings)
- Oh my God! (Julian wretches)
- (PvF) Time. - I got it in, it came out!
- (PvF) And that is time. (bell rings)
Wow!
(PvF laughs)
That is a full point for you, Ed.
(laughs) I think Julian gets a half point.
- The combination of the pickle and hot dog, is really good.
- Mm-hmm.
- Except for when it's shoved down your throat.
(both laugh)
- I did not think I could shove a corn dog down my mouth,
but... (laughs)
- ♪ Rock the boat ♪ ♪ Rock the boat, rock the boat ♪
- A burger? - Okay, I'm fine with a burger.
- Oh!
- No no no, no no no, no no no!
- There is no way I'm gonna eat that.
- Son of a biscuit eater. (Brian laughs)
- Wow. - Oh no.
- (PvF) Finally, we've arrived at the Krispy Kreme donut burger,
where sweet and savory intertwine
to create one of the heftiest sandwiches at the fair.
- This is actually beautiful. - It's quite.
(Brian laughs) - Boy.
- I have tears in my eyes.
- Alright, I'm breaking this.
- (PvF) What are your strategies, what are your thoughts?
- Smush it!
- I don't know if the tears are from the pain
or the meat sweats.
- Smells so good. - (PvF) There's six seconds.
- Somehow, miraculously,
Sharon's gonna put this entire thing in her mouth,
and I'm gonna be like I don't know how you're doing this.
- Well, there is a way.
Brian, darn it, there is a way. - If there's a will.
- It's really not that much, Izzy,
I don't know why you're struggling over here, come on.
Oh my God!
- Alright, six seconds, right?
- Yeah. - I think six seconds is doable here.
- (both) Three, two, one.
(clock ticks)
- (PvF) And time. (bell rings)
Time! (bell rings)
- Mm-mm.
- (PvF) That's time. (bell rings)
Unfortunately I don't think either of you quite made it.
- Mm-mm.
- (PvF) Not quite on either of you.
I think we give it to Sharon.
Woo! - Mm!
- The donut tastes kinda good that's still in my mouth.
- He started making noises,
I'm so sensitive that if I hear gagging, I wanted to barf!
- (PvF) Well congratulations, Sharon, with four points,
you have absolutely earned yourself a Get Out Of Punishment Free Card.
How does that make you feel? - Glorious high five, let's go!
- Oh, it feels great!
- Thoughts? - My mouth hurts just a little bit.
- I'm just glad I did not cut my tongue.
(both laugh)
- (PvF) Where do you want this?
- Um, nothing up my sleeve! (Brian laughs)
Nothing up my sleeve! Get Out Of Punishment Food Free!
Ha-jah! - Oh my God.
- I need to start doing exercises prior to these, like...
- Yeah, you just gotta be at home just like...
- In the mirror.
- Hmm, I don't know, ah-yah! (both laugh)
- Thank you guys so much for watching People Vs Food.
- What do you guys think about this Eat In One Second Challenge?
Do you think you could do it?
- Let us know in the comments below.
- Let us know in the comments below! (laughs)
- And be sure to like and subscribe.
- Bye! - Bye guys!
- I'm feeling great. I'm feeling nice and glazed.
- Ooh! - (PvF) Bye guys.
- Bye! - Bye!