Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down.
I don't need that pity standing ovation.
I fuckin' – I walk in, I heard him tell you to fucking do it.
I've never actually heard him say it.
Right up until this moment, we're on show number 63,
I always thought that was fucking natural.
And now it's all a sham and you can all go fuck yourselves.
I don't even wanna –
It's gonna be a fun show. It's gonna be a fun show.
So what brought you out to Los Angeles?
You're an actress?
And what, you're on a show?
What show is it?
"Emergency L.A."?
Is that a reality show and you're just gonna break your legs and hope for the best?
Alright.
Well... I'll ask you in 10 years.
I'll be on fucking "Celebrity Big Brother" with you going,
"fuckin' – this has all gone tits up."
The money didn't stop and incredibly, King raked in –
What?
Ah, fuck you people and your –
They're being supportive! Why would you wanna stop?
Oh, this show's not about laughter anymore.
Today we're gonna do a little audience participation thing.
So you may get on camera, so try to look your best.
I know that women have a side that they like.
Whenever I take photos with men –
Men don't care. Men just stand like this.
And women go, "no, no, I have to stand on this side."
Because they have this idea that – super model, burn victim.
It's like a real thing that goes on in your fucking head.
Yes?
The podcast... it will be coming back.
It's just we're negotiating with different podcast companies at the moment.
So – what are you – what are you doing?
No, no, no. Go back, go back. It just looked like you were ready to attack.
I think he said everything he wanted to say.
Just be on the ready. One of them could pipe up at any second.
He's just – it's like fishing for words. That's what you're doing.
I wasn't gonna do anymore questions, but he looked so fucking eager.
Anyone else?
So, the women right up the back there.
Hello, Julia.
Julia makes me look like I don't sweat.
Because she sweats so much, you see.
I never normally sweat, do I?
It's because I fucked up a few bits,
and then you get nervous
and then you start to –
But these people don't understand me, Julia.
They don't know the hell that I go through
trying to make gonorrhea jokes funny. It's not as easy –
It's not as easy as things seem.
I have feelings too.
When I was young, I was in a "pray away the gay" camp.
That's why I'm so angry now.
I squint because I'm trying to hold in my actual sexuality.
Don't laugh at me!
I'm gonna be a president in about four weeks!
You wanna get rid of Trump, don't ya?
You don't know about this fucking guy.
You don't know what I'm gonna get up to!
That was me the whole time.
That should be the show.