[laughing]
- Y'all think she'll get it right? - I know!
This is the BFF Challenge!
Oh, I dunno if you're gonna get this.
'Cause I'm just like going through-- OK.
This is dumb, I don't-- like my answer is dumb.
I don't know if she's gonna get this.
OK, ready? Three, two, one.
Yeah, OK, I had to say two because she has two favorites--
Dude, I was thinking pickles!
- OK. - OK.
She likes mushrooms in anything, so...
Like literally the other day,
we just ordered just a bowl of mushroom from room service.
- It was so nice. - Yeah.
Does anyone not want whipped cream on their fish lasagna?
- OK. - I feel like you know.
I hope so.
And... go!
[munching]
Oh, God, my handwriting!
[screaming]
Your handwriting's really nice, what are you talking about?
- No it's not. - Mine's messy right now.
Y'all think she'll get it right?
- Yay! - Yeah!
- Ok. - She knows!
We go out to eat so much, it's like... yeah, kind of--
Hey, guys, does catfish ever go bad?
It's probably fine.
- Gosh, do I even know that? - Oh, God, I dunno!
Think about what we were listening to yesterday.
- Wait, wait, wait. - Wait.
Do you know something I don't know? That's what's happening!
♪ Spanky, spanky, spank your butt Oh-de-do-da-day ♪
This is probably not the last song that you listened to.
I'm thinking about what we listened to yesterday.
- Wait, wait, wait. - OK, I'm not looking.
And...
[buzzer]
That's stupid!
Oh, dang it!
Oh, no!
Well I was just thinking about what we were listening to yesterday!
You put it on your story!
You're right, I'm dumb!
OK, she is right and I'm wrong actually.
Because I was listening to those last night
after we were listening to this, so yeah.
She's actually correct, but I literally got it wrong.
How does this happen? OK.
Well we were listening to that yesterday.
But you're smarter than I am, 'cause that was intelligent.
Yay!
Yay for nothing!
[laughing]
- OK... - Yay for failure!
I'm gonna write someone... I dunno.
I don't know who I would--
- OK, three, two... - Three, two...
- Oh, my God! - Ahh!
I actually-- I put this before you put it!
I'm in your head, bro.
I'm seriously, guys--
[cheering]
It turns out we don't know each other at all.
- Just kidding, we're BFFs. - We already knew that though.
[applause]
I really don't know, um...
[music playing]
I literally looked at your word and now I forgot what you wrote.
I looked right at it!
Be my best friend, come on, Owen!
OK, I got this-
There's so many things that-- there's so many possibilities.
Yeah, she's bizarre!
You're gonna love the bottom of my shoe!
OK, you ready? Three, two, one!
- Smelling food. - Oh, that is-- I said stalking.
- Oh, that's good! - I know!
I couldn't read your handwriting, I looked right at your thing.
Yeah, I do smell food, that's not a guilty pleasure,
I just do that before I take a bite of something.
Yeah... bit weird.
Oh...
Oh, I spelled that with a T, that shouldn't start with a T.
I got it.
- OK, three, two, one. - Wait.
Pointy toes!
It's not pointy toes!
They're pointy, 'cause you walk on them!
- Walk on them? - Oh, that's what I meant.
'Cause they're pointy, so you walk on them.
He likes points his toes and walks on 'em.
- It's the same thing! - I don't have point--
My individual toes aren't pointy.
- He always says this! - I have a good point!
Ahh, see, look at that!
It's not... a pointy toe.
- Oh... this is easy. - Er...
Yeah, it's easy for you, like you can't answer that!
You can say anything, of course it's an easy answer for you!
- I win! - Alright, you ready?
Sauces?
- Yes, I said fish and sauce! - Yeah?
Fish and sauce? That's not one food.
I put two options.
- Sauces. - They're both equally disgusting, so...
- Nailed it! - Nailed it!
Oh... who knows?
- He laughs a lot. - Insanity.
- Um... - Um... oh, I got it!
- Three-- - Wait, wait!
Writing a novel? What are you doing?
I wanna get it right.
You're just writing every--
You can't write every possible--
Three, two, one... Dani's love life.
- Yes, my life! - Yeah!
Yeah, what do you got that we don't got?
Your family, I almost wrote your family!
Yeah, I said my family, my love life--
You can't write everything, that's the game!
But that's like the majority of things you laugh at when I tell you something.
Every time I tell him a story about what happened to me he just laughs.
No, I won.
Alright, freeze, Jeff!
[cheering]
- What the-- - Oh, boy!
Who are you?
While Captain Man and Kid Danger are stuck in those holes, I'm in charge!
- No, I am! - No, you're the designated driver!
[laughing]
OK, I dunno where you brats came from but you better get outta here
unless you want me to put you in holes,
like I did with Captain Man and Kid Danger!
OK, he did not put us in these holes.
We fell through these rotten old wooden floors!
We are a victim of wood rot.
Liars, they ought to call you Captain Liar and Phib Danger!
[laughing]
Alright, Jeff.
- Put your back behind your hands! - Other way!
Put your hands behind your back!
[laughing]
No!
Well if you don't, I'm gonna blast you with this!
Son, don't blast anyone, just call the police!
Yeah, son!
[laughing]
Hey, kid, I'm gonna sit on Captain Man with my butt!
- No, you're not! - Look at this!
- Jeff, don't do it, don't do it! - I'm squatting!
- Don't do it! - I'm coming down slowly!
Blast him, blast him now!
- Do it! - Blast him, blast him!
[screaming]
Come on, get up, get up!
[screaming]
Ha! Now I defeated three dudes!
Alright, that's it!
- Piper, I dunno-- - Hey, skunk back!
[blasting]
[screaming]
Come on, follow me!
Girls, be careful with those weapons!
And remember... Jeff is very stupid.
I heard that!
Ssh!
Alright, Jeff.
Where are you?
[screaming]
[blasting]
[screaming]
[groaning]
- Where'd he go? - I dunno!
And where's your blaster?
[screaming]
Don't move!
Yeah! Sorry, girls!
You're about to get stunned!
- No, Jeff! - Don't do it, Jeff!
[screaming]
Ah, dang, it's out of battery!
[laughing]
Quick, Piper, grab some of these antique video rectangles!
OK.
[screaming]
Yeah, that's it!
- VHS power! - You go!
[screaming]
Ahh, this is the worst!
[clattering]
Stop it!
[groaning]
- OK! - Alright!
- I think he got the message! - He gets it, guys!
- That's enough! - Just two more!
Take Flashdance!
And Gandhi!
[laughing]
Sorry, Gandhi!
Sometimes violence is the answer.
[laughing]
[applause]
[groaning]
- What hit me? - You hit yourself.
[laughing]
Classic Jasper.
[laughing]
Alright, I'm calling the fire department to get you two outta those holes!
Good!
And tell 'em to hurry before I pee in my Captain Pants!
[laughing]
No, first call a pizza place before I die of hunger!
[laughing]
- You really want me to call-- - Wait, wait, wait!
If you're hungry, I got food in my pants!
[laughing]
Here.
What the--
My hamburger!
[laughing]
Gross!
I'm not gonna eat a hamburger that was in your--
[laughing]
[groaning]