- Today I want to talk about a new app.
It's called Periscope.
Have you heard of Periscope yet?
[audience murmurs] Okay.
Here's--we used it on the show last week,
so you're busted.
[laughter]
It means you don't watch every show.
See, you learn things when you watch this.
You missed out. But I'll tell you what it is.
Periscope is an app that lets you stream
anything you want any time of day
to strangers all around the world.
That's the good news.
The bad news is, it lets you live stream
anything you want any time of day...
[laughter]
To strangers all around the world.
It's actually pretty fun.
People Periscope themselves eating breakfast
and eating lunch and eating dinner.
And I even saw-- get this--
someone eating brunch.
[laughter] Yeah.
I can tell you how it works,
but it'd be more fun to show you.
So as I said, this actually is gonna--
hi, everybody.
We're live streaming to people
all over the world right now.
Whoever's watching from all--
say hello to everybody right now.
[cheers and applause]
Okay, who were the people that called in sick again?
I forgot.
I just want to get closer
to see who called in sick.
You keep--you want to get her in trouble, don't you?
Because you keep pointing to her.
All right. Someone is writing--look.
They're responding right now.
They're saying hi. [laughter]
Look. Hello, Italy.
Say hi to Italy. They don't know who you are.
Say hi. Say hi.
She's not sick. She's not sick.
[laughter]
All right, who wants to say hi to everybody?
[audience cheering] All right, hi.
Isn't this exciting?
Y'all are, like, in the old-fashioned movies,
where you're just waving.
You can-- they can hear you.
You can talk.
Do you want to say anything to anybody?
- Sorry, students, that I wasn't in class today.
[laughter] - Oh.
- I'll teach you on Wednesday.
- Oh, wow, you're a teacher.
So they're just sitting in an empty classroom right now.
- I gave them some fun homework.
- All right. - Yeah.
- So there are people saying, "Please say hi to me."
Okay. Hi to you.
[laughter]
All right, and you know what I'll do is--
does anybody want to sing
or anybody want to show a talent really quick?
You should sing. She said you should sing.
What do you want to sing?
- Uh... - Sing something real quick.
We don't have a whole lot of time.
Go ahead, sing.
- [singing] Happy birthday
[laughter]
- That's not really what I thought.
Anybody want to dance or sing or anything like that?
You want to dance? - I'll dance.
- Really? Play some music.
What kind of music--go. [R&B music]
[singing] - No, you're never gonna get it
- Ow! - Never, never gonna get it
- No, not this time - No, you're never gonna get it
- My love - Never, never gonna get it
No, you're never gonna get it - Ow!
- Never, never gonna get it - Not this time
- No, you're never gonna get it - My love
- Never, never gonna get it
Ooh, bop
- I remember how it used to
- All right. That was fun.
Wasn't that fun? - [speaks inaudibly]
- That's fantastic.
All right, I have to walk around and see--
so you're the sick one, right, again?
- Okay. - My allergies are better.
- The allergies are better. That's wonderful.
[laughter] All right.
Hey, if--if-- so press some hearts.
I think if you press it, you give me a bunch of hearts.
I'm gonna--this--
no, it's the people here I'm talking to.
[laughter]
They don't know how this works.
See all those hearts?
That means that she'll smile for you.
Ah, isn't that sweet?
Isn't this a whole lot of fun?
It's a whole lot of fun, right?
Say hi. women: Hi.
- Nobody wants to dance or sing or anything like that?
[women shouting] Okay.
[laughter] All right.
Let's hear another song.
- [singing] Because you know I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass, hey
I'm bringing booty back - Isn't that wonderful?
- Go ahead and tell them skinny - All right.
All right, so-- oh, wait.
I want to do something else.
Can I have your purse right here?
Do you mind?
It'd be fun to just go through a purse.
Wouldn't that be fun to go through somebody's purse?
[laughter and applause]
What do you have in here?
- Um, I think I have a wallet, um...
- What--what do you have? Money?
- Money? Yeah, I have money.
- How much? [laughter]
- I have a lot. [chuckles]
- A lot of money? - Yeah.
- Ooh, you really do have a lot of money in here.
[laughter]
All right, that's enough Periscoping for now.
You have to tune in tomorrow, and I'll show you what
I'm gonna put in her purse.
So good-bye for now. Bye.
[cheers and applause]
All right, so...
I'm adding to your money. That's $10.
I'll put that in your purse. - Thank you.
- 'Cause I took your purse,
and that could've been dangerous.
And put a flower.
[laughter]
Um, and I'll put my CD.
- Thank you. - All right?
[cheers and applause]