- Pancakes!
Unlimited pancakes!
Hello everyone, and welcome to "The Star Wars Show",
the only "Star Wars" show not presented in its normal format
for obvious reasons.
But we couldn't let you sit at home with nothing,
so I now present to you the Skywalker Saga, presented
by Geico, in pancakes.
Believe it.
Hey, everyone.
Matt Lieb here.
Lucasfilm has tasked me to eat a scene from each movie
in the Skywalker Saga, and it's up to me
to pick my favorite scenes.
So to help me out with that, we've
invited over the fine people from Dancakes.
I'm here with Ben from Dancakes.
How are you doing?
- I'm doing fantastic.
- So what is Dancakes?
- So Dancakes is a pancake art company.
We travel all over the world, and people will come up to us
and request whatever they want in pancakes.
As long as I can see it, I can pancake it.
- Well, this is perfect.
Because we have one scene from each of the "Star Wars" saga
films that we are going to task you
with making pancake art for.
- It's a good thing I was here today.
- I know. Just a coincidence.
- It's convenient, yeah.
I was just hanging out.
- Absolutely a coincidence.
So we're going to start out with "Episode I,
The Phantom Menace", and my favorite scene, which is,
of course--
- The Duel of Fates, Obi Wan Kenobi,
Qui-Gon Jinn, Darth Maul--
- When Jar Jar Binks steals the gorg with his giant tongue.
- OK.
It's one of those.
It's the second most iconic scene in "Star Wars".
- Absolutely.
Let's get pancaking.
Or should I say, Dancaking?
- Ha!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
All right, as requested, got your first pancake here.
- Oh my gorg.
There's Jar Jar, and there's the gorg,
and there's this long tongue.
All right.
It's time for my favorite part, eating.
Let's dig in.
Mmm.
You know what this needs?
Maple syrup. Do you mind?
Does that-- - No.
- That doesn't offend you, right?
- No, not at all.
- OK.
Mhmm.
Sorry, Jar Jar.
You're about to go in my mouth.
Fantastic.
That is so good.
I feel bad eating your art.
I feel like--
- I feel fantastic that you're eating my art.
If I didn't want you to eat it, I'd
make it out of something else.
- That's a good point.
Oh, hey, it's a different Dancakes artist, Jenny.
- Hi Matt. - Hi, how are you doing?
- I'm good, thanks.
- For my second pancake, I would like you to do, from "Star Wars
Episode II, Attack of the Clones",
Kit Fisto, everyone's favorite Jedi.
And I want him smiling, like--
[SPARKLE]
- Of course, he's got to be. - He's got to be smiling.
He's got those big, beautiful, pearly whites.
- He's Kit Fisto.
Why wouldn't he be smiling?
Are you ready for your smiling Kit Fisto?
- Yes.
Pancake number two.
Smiling Kit Fisto.
Look at that.
You did the teeth perfectly.
I think I'm easily going to get through all nine pancakes.
Mm, Delicious.
Delicious.
Dancakes, man.
It's art.
It's food.
All right.
His hatch down my match.
Kit Fisto.
And for our third pancake, from "Star Wars Episode III, Revenge
of the Sith", remember that scene where Darth
Vader is like, (YELLING) no?
Yeah, I want to eat that scene.
- (YELLING) No!
- But can you do it?
- I [INAUDIBLE] This one might say no, but I
think you're going to say yes.
- Oh, yes.
There's Anakin Skywalker in his brand new Darth Vader suit.
And now let's see how good it really is.
- Good.
- You have the high ground.
- [LAUGHS] I've got to say.
Weirdly enough, his head feels a little well done.
- Really?
- I think it has to do with the lava.
(MOUTH FULL) This is a lot--
I've had a lot of pancakes.
I could do more.
- You can do more?
- There's only-- how many are left?
- Only like--
- Six?
- (YELLING) No!
- For my fourth pancake, from "Star Wars
Episode IV, A New Hope", I would like Ponda Baba's severed arm.
That looks delicious to me.
I've always wanted to eat a severed arm in pancake form.
- Are you ready for your fourth pancake?
- Oh boy, am I ever.
I just burped a little bit.
A little bit of pancake.
And oh, look at it.
Not only did you get, like, the blood,
but you also got his like, weird walrus hand.
And it looks like it's in a sugar cone.
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
[VOCALIZING] he doesn't like you.
I don't like you either.
[RECORD SCRATCH]
I'm down to the last, and hairiest, Ponda Baba finger.
And it is, mmm, mmm, mmm, finger licking good.
All right.
And for the fifth pancake, from "Star
Wars Episode V, Empire Strikes Back", I want Yoda on Dagobah.
But not just regular Yoda.
I want Yoda with a snake around him.
Like, a big snake.
Remember from the toy?
There was this toy.
- I don't remember that.
- It's a collectable.
Think Yoda but with snake.
Wow, look at that.
(AS YODA) A pancake I am.
Pet snake I have.
All I know is, (AS YODA) into the stomach you must go.
Fear leads to anger.
Anger leads to hate.
Hate leads to pancake time.
Is that the last bite I'll have?
No.
There is another.
I'm so full.
I've had a lot.
I've had a lot of pancakes.
For my sixth pancake, I would like, from "Star Wars Episode
VI, Return of the Jedi", The rancor
eating the Gamorrean guard.
I love those pig guys.
They look delicious.
Like, when the rancor eats it, I was like, mmm.
- Are you ready for your sixth pancake?
- I am.
- All right.
Your pancake is having a little treat.
- I gotta say, the rancor looks delicious.
The Gamorrean guard looks delicious to the rancor.
OK.
I'm going to start with the Gamorrean guard's arm.
All right.
I'm eating a lot of arms today.
Mmm.
I was hoping it would taste like bacon.
All that's left is a finger nail.
And I feel like I've pretty much finished it, right?
- No, man.
You've still got one more bite.
- I don't wanna.
I did it.
[GROANS] And for the seventh pancake, which is,
I'm just going to say, a lot of pancakes.
I've had a lot.
From "Episode VII, The Force Awakens",
do you know Constable Zuvio?
- No.
- He's only in four frames of the film.
- Do you have the four frames?
- I have some of the frames.
- I don't have them committed to--
- I can show you what he looks like.
But basically what I'm asking for
is just a little pancake, because I'm getting full.
Look at that.
One giant pancake of Constable Zuvio.
This is a wonderful character that I have to eat,
because I said I would.
For this last bite, I just want to say,
it's like looking at the constable in the eyes,
and the constable's looking at me in the eyes.
For my eighth and second to last pancake,
I would like, from "Star Wars Episode VIII, The Last Jedi",
I want some porgs playing with a lightsaber.
- You know, that sounds dangerous.
- It does sound dangerous.
But at this point, I think eating eight pancakes
is more dangerous than eating one porg with a lightsaber, let
alone two.
Oh, I hate to see this end.
Honestly, though, it's beautiful.
Well, it looks like they're about to get into some trouble.
So why don't I eat them before they do?
Mmm.
I'm getting a second wind.
- You're really taking one for the team.
I knew you could do it.
- I'm-- I--
- Well, almost.
- (MOUTH FULL) No, I did it, but--
gulp.
I talk like this all the time.
[GROANS] [YELLS]
- You saved those porgs, and I'm proud of you.
- Pancakes!
Unlimited pancakes!
Last pancake.
"Star Wars Episode IX, The Rise of Skywalker".
I would like Babu Frik, the little cute--
- [INAUDIBLE]
- Yeah, the little guy.
- Just a little--
- A little pancake.
You know, you don't take notes well.
But I gotta say, it's beautiful.
All right.
Well, it's the last one, which means
it's time for me to eat it.
I'm not doing forks or knives anymore.
- Nothing matters.
- (MOUTH FULL) Nothing matters, you know?
Babu Frik, I salute you.
I can't feel my feelings anymore.
- You've officially eaten away all of your feelings.
You can never be hurt again.
- (MOUTH FULL) No one can hurt me.
I'm invincible.
- [YELLS]
- Well, I did it.
I ate nine pancakes from The Skywalker Saga.
Jenny, Ben, Dancakes, thank you, and I'm so glad I
never have to do this again.
- Well, wait a second.
- You know there's--
- We've got all these other "Star Wars" shows.
- No.
That's not even a show.
That's a YouTube show.
That does not count.
(SOBBING) No.
I just want a waffle.