- (in high pitch) Let me know when you got it.
- (in high pitch) Do I got it? - (in high pitch) Ahh, there we go!
- (in high pitch) Oh, hell yeah! - (in high pitch) I'm not laughing
at all today, baby! I ain't laughing at all!
♪ (upbeat intro) ♪
- (FBE) This is a laugh challenge where you want your neighbor to laugh
while trying not to break yourself. - Oh god.
I have not won one of these. - (Mikaela) Uh-uh.
- I suck at these. - Oh.
- Oh, this is interesting. This is new. I like this.
- Okay. - They're fun, you know,
and it's hard to predict. - (FBE) So, we'll put you
through three challenges, some where you both
will be put through it, and others you'll do to each other.
Scoring will be kept on how many times you laugh.
- (groans) Okay. - I am so excited.
- Now, that the pressure's on now that there's another person,
I'm gonna laugh because of nothing. - (chuckles)
- Oh yeah. See? Look at that. - (laughs)
- You know what? It was right for them to put us together, though,
'cause you know we can handle stuff like this together.
- That's right. - There's techniques you got to do.
And with one of the most smiley people I know, this is gonna be hard as hell.
- (FBE) So, inspired by the One Bite Challenge,
you'll be putting these pickles in your mouth,
and you have to get through these tongue twisters
without smiling or laughing. - Get out of here.
- Ooh. - You have to talk while you do that?
- What is it with you guys and phallic objects
on this frickin' challenge!? Pickles, bananas, wieners.
I'm like, why!? Ok-- (sighs)
- (FBE) Phallic objects are funny, Brandon.
- They are. - Yeah. Ooh, [bleep] in my face!
Uhh! Okay, let's do it. - (laughs)
- (muffled) Betty Botter bought some butter,
but she said-- - (both laugh)
(buzzer)
- (muffled) Bet-Bet-Betty-- butter, but she said
this butter's bitter. - (both chuckle)
- (muffled) Betty Botter bought some butter,
but she said this butter's bitter. If I put it in my batter,
it will make the batter bitter. - (chuckles)
(buzzer) - (muffled) If I put it in my--
(muffled speaking) - She is slobbering! I love you.
I love you for that. - (victorious grunts)
- (chuckles) - (muffled speaking)
(laughs) (buzzer)
- (muffled) Betty Botter bought some butter,
but she said this butter's bitter. If I put in my batter,
it will make my batter better. But a bit of better butter
will make my batter better. Then she bought
a bit of better batter
than the bitter butter. - Okay.
- (muffled) But a bit of better butter will make my batter better.
(muffled speaking) - (muffled) Damn. Go off queen.
You got bars. - (muffled) Luke Luck likes lakes.
Luke's duck likes lakes. - Mm.
- (snickers) - (chuckles)
(buzzer) - (muffled) Luke Luck likes lakes.
Luke's duck likes Luke. Luke Luck licks lakes.
Luck's duck likes lakes. Duck takes licks in lakes
Luke Luck likes. Duck takes licks
in lakes duck likes.
- (laughs) I can't do it. (buzzer)
- (muffled) A skunk sat on a stump
and thunk the stump stunk. But the stump thunk
the skunk stunk. - Okay.
- (FBE) Guys, I think you guys both won.
- (muffled) We did it! We did-- we won!
You know what it is? We don't understand what the [bleep]
each other was saying... - Yeah.
- ...which is totally easy, totally fine. Stick a pickle
in my mouth. I don't like that I--
I don't like-- - (laughs)
- I did very well. That was not a laugh.
- You didn't. - I-- (laughs)
- You didn't do well. - I sucked really bad!
- (FBE) So, in front of you are a series of pick-up lines
sent in from our fans from our YouTube and Twitter page.
So, you each have to read them to each other
after ingesting some helium. - Oh, yes.
- Oh, I've never done this before! - There's not a doubt in my mind
that the fans have the best pick-up lines.
- (in high pitch) Are you a parking ticket?
'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
- (both chuckle) - I don't like the way it feels.
(buzzer) - (in high pitch) Are you
a parking ticket? Because you've got fine
written all over you. Ooh.
- (inhales loudly) (in high pitch) Are you
a parking ticket? 'Cause you got fine
written all over you. - (buzzer)
- (in high pitch) Are you a parking ticket?
Because you've got fine written all over you.
- (helium squeals) - (in high pitch) Are you
a parking ticket, because you got fine
written all over you. (buzzer)
- (in high pitch) Let me know when you got it.
- (in high pitch) Do I got it? - (in high pitch) Ah, there we go!
- (in high pitch) That hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?
(buzzer)
- (in high pitch) That hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?
(chuckles) (buzzer)
- (in high pitch) That hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?
- That was good. - Just breathe it in.
(inhales sharply)
- (in high pitch) That hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?
- Okay, this is a little creepier than it is funny.
- (in high pitch) Are you my student loans?
'Cause you got my interest. - (chuckles) Okay.
- All right. - That was cute.
(buzzer)
- (in high pitch) Are you my student loans?
'Cause you got my interest. True.
- No, that's too real. I don't like that joke.
- (in high pitch) Are you my student loans?
'Cause you got my interest.
- Heard of better. - (in high pitch) My love for you
is like diarrhea. It never stops running.
- That's a really good one. That's really hard. This is so hard.
- (in high pitch) My love for you is like diarrhea.
It never stops running. - (in high pitch) My love for you
is like diarrhea. It never stops running.
- (exhales) Breathe, Luis, breathe. - (in high pitch) Is your name
Benny or Rafi? Either way, you're fine.
- (bursts out laughing) Okay, that was actually pretty funny.
(buzzer)
- (in high pitch) Is your name Benny or Rafi?
Either way, I think you're fine. That's a good one,
just because it's a pun! - That's fire, bro.
- (in high pitch) It's a pun! - That's fire.
- (in high pitch) Listen to my voice! It's a pun.
- (in high pitch) Is your name Benny or Rafi?
Either way, I think you are fine.
- (in high pitch) Are you Little Caesar's?
(inhales) Because you look hot and ready, mama.
What's good?
- (in high pitch) Are you Little Caesar's?
Because you look and ready.
- (FBE) You guys both won again. - (in high pitch) Oh hell yeah!
- (in higher voice) Oh hell yeah! (laughs)
- I'm not laughing at all today, baby! I ain't laughing at all.
- That was fun. I did that before. - Yeah, this is harder than I thought.
- (FBE) Now you guys will be going head-to-head in the Mad Dog Challenge.
You will put the ruler in your mouth and shake it like a dog with a stick.
And whoever gets all the Tic Tacs out first wins.
- I can do this. I'm ready. - Oh, for real?
- Yeah, I got this. - So, just put it in your mouth
and just shake? - This is my last chance
to redeem myself. I'm not gonna smile or laugh.
There's nothing funny about this.
It's just Tic Tacs. - No, this is serious competition
right now, Chelsea. - Yeah.
- (muffled) Whoever gets all these out first wins.
- (muffled) Whoever gets it all out wins?
- (muffled) Yes. - (muffled) Oh.
- (muffled) Okay. - (muffled) Okay. Let's do it.
- Fight me! - You are out!
(Tic Tacs clattering)
- (Trudy laughs) I know I'm gonna lose.
I won, though! Oh, [bleep]. - (laughs)
(buzzer)
(Tic Tacs clattering)
- (Gary chuckling) (buzzer)
(Tic Tacs clattering)
(buzzer)
(Tic Tacs clattering)
- (FBE) You won!
- Nooo! - Yay!
Yee, yee, yee!
(Tic Tacs clattering)
- Did I get 'em out?
- I think you got a couple in there, but...
- Aww. I won!
- Those felt like bullets coming out on you.
- Right? - Oh my gosh.
- (FBE) And I think you guys both won this laugh challenge.
- Yeah! (laughs) - Brandon, we won!
- Hell yeah! We did it, finally!
Oh, b-- you all thought y'all could do it. (chuckles)
- (in high pitch) Oh my god! I'm so proud of myself!
- I don't feel that bad. These are actually
kind of fun. - Yeah, 'cause these are fun,
so it's, like, you lose, but it's still a good experience.
- We added some years to our lives by laughing,
so I think we're the real winners.
- Thanks for watching us try not to smile or laugh
on the React Channel. - There are new shows every day,
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- What games should we try next? Let us know in the comments.
- Bye, guys. - Hey, I'm Katie,
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