[Ms. Marvel] Mmm, I've been dreaming of this all day!
And I have just enough time to devour it
and get home before curfew, if I eat fast.
Which has never been a problem.
Hands in the air, and nobody gets hurt!
-Ahh! -Gimme the cash, old man.
Not so fast, masked fiend!
[laughs] Like you're gonna do anything, little girl?
Putting on a mask and having giant ugly hands
doesn't make you a super hero, kid.
There's no reason to call my hands names.
They haven't done anything to you...
yet!
[grunting]
[laughs] Ya missed!
Did I, though?
[grunts, groans]
This ought to hold 'em until the cops get here, sir.
[Ms. Marvel] Aah! Sandwich!
Nooo!
Oh, no! I am way late!
[snoring]
[gasps] Kamala, wake up! You are going to be late!
Hey, and don't think I didn't notice
you breaking curfew last night, eh?
Wha-who-where-how?!
OK, OK, I'm going, Ammi.
Not so much pushing.
Beti, you need to get more sleep.
Your studies must come first!
Don't make me ground you from the fan fictions, too.
Wait. Writing them or reading them?
[both] Both!
Yikes. That is serious.
Hey, Kamala! You running late, too?
Gimme a break, Bruno!
All I hear are complaints today.
Wow! I guess someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
Sorry, sorry. But yeah!
I mean, someone got almost no sleep,
got yelled at for missing curfew,
got threatened with grounding,
and had to watch a perfectly delicious sandwich
fall on the floor last night
while saving the world from evildoers.
Ugh, things are not the best.
I don't even know what day it is.
I can at least help you out with the day of the week.
It's Friday! And, more importantly,
field trip day!
[sighs] So much for taking a nap in homeroom.
Wow! This thing is rad!
Cool! Asgardian engravings!
[gasps] I wonder what they say!
[people panicking]
Run! Run!
Huh?
Oh no!
-[people screaming] -Loki!
[Loki] Yes, yes. Run away, little humans.
I've no interest in you today.
Well, not yet. First, I've come to see
about a very special magic glove.
Perhaps one of you could be so kind
as to direct me to where you keep
your Asgardian artifacts?
This would be silver and gold
with fine engravings along the edges.
A glove fit for a King!
[Kamala] Oh, no!
-[people screaming] -[Loki] Yes, Yes.
Run, little human lemmings.
But have any of you, by chance, seen my glove?
OK, so it's not actually my glove,
but if I put it on, I'll be able
to wield Thor's Hammer Mjolnir, so who will contest me then?
Bruno, get out of here,
and take as many people with you as you can.
[grunts, panting]
[shudders] Sorry for the accommodations,
fancy glove, but it's for the best.
[Loki] Well, if you won't take me to it,
I suppose I can find another way.
Perhaps bringing it to me!
[Ms. Marvel] Huh?
Eep!
Uh-- I-- I'm gonna have to ask you to return that glove
and leave the museum immediately, Loki.
Why, hello, puny masked human.
What a strange large hand you have.
For the last time, hand over the glove!
Hmm. Pass!
[grunts, groans]
It is good that you are now on your knees, small one.
That is a proper show of respect.
[Thor] None here desire to pay respect to thou, Loki!
Thor! Yes!
Leave this place in peace, or answer to me!
Not today, brother. And thank you
for saving me the trouble of looking for Mjolnir
by bringing it right to me.
With the power of Járngreipr,
I'm going to take it right out of your hand.
That day will never come!
[grunts]
Hmm. Counterpoint. That day is today!
Wha--?
If I can't keep him from the glove,
I'll just have to keep him from the hammer!
-Mr. God of Thunder? -[Thor grunts]
In case we don't survive, I have to tell you,
you're in my top five favorite heroes
-of all time! -[questioning grunt]
[Loki] You think you can outrun
-a magical being? Silly girl. -Aah!
I may not be able to pick up Mjolnir myself,
but I can pick up Thor!
Uh, I have an idea, sir, but I apologize in advance.
-Hm? -For using you as a bat!
[Loki grunting, groaning]
Uh, so, I guess I'll just put you down now,
Mr. God of Thunder, sir.
A giant hand fitting for a giant hero.
What is thy name?
Ms. Marvel.
Aye. A Marvel indeed!
Forgive my haste, but I must deal
with mine troublesome brother before he regains his senses.
N-no problem!
I will also be returning Járngreipr
to Asgard, where it belongs.
Um, the museum people might have a problem with that?
I will offer them a worthy exchange.
Ah! Perhaps something w-with mine signature.
People of Midgard love the signature of Thor.
Before I depart, I must ask--
I am only in thy top five?
Totally top three now!
Aye. Much better!
Bruno, he smelled like lavender and justice.
That's great, but you've still got
a field trip to get back to.
Where are your regular clothes?
[gulps] You're sitting by yourself
on the bus ride back.