Super Mario Bros. 2, baby.
This game has won game of the year
I don't know how many years in a row now.
And it's just a beautiful game and...
Oh.
Am I coming back down?
There I am.
Ok.
There's gotta be, like, a secret block here, I think.
Should uh--should uh--according to my calculations, should be right about here.
Ah yeah, definitely. Definitely right here.
Definitely, yeah, yeah. Definitely gotta be right here.
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah, definitely over here.
Definitely--there it is.
Just like I said.
Now. I gotta do this just right.
Nope. All right.
[laughing]
Where the hell did it go?
It was right here--OK. Here we go, here we go.
Here we go. Eh! Here we go.
Yah
Here we go.
[grunting]
Yah!
Here it is.
Here I go!
GOD--
Ok. Come on.
Fuck it--I'm uh--fuck it, I'm just gonna make the jump.
I'm gonna make the jump, baby.
Here we go. Whoo!
Oh. You gotta jump to jump.
Get outta the way, doofus.
Here I go. Yah!
Doesn't work. It doesn't--
The trick is you just gotta do it just right.
You know? You just gotta make that jump just right.
OH
YES
See? I told you I could do it. I told--
OK, now I know the trick, at least. I know the way you gotta do it.
What the fuck?
Are you serious?
That's how--that's what you were supposed to do all along?
This is the first ever troll game.
All right, now I'm on a roll. Here we go.
Ooh! Not even close baby.
Here we go. Here we go.
Get me in here.
Oh! A secret!
This is the first secret I've found.
What's this? What's thi--
Oh, nevermind. Who cares.
And I beat the level already.
Dang, that was an easy one.
Wait. Oh, warp pipe?
Warp--NO.
I don't wanna go back to World 1!
No!
So I just--I have to go back or just die?
[laughing] This--
[making Mario noises]
See ya!
Here I go. WAHOOOOOOO
Hey, goodbye, flagpole!
I go on to the beyond realm.
No.
[laughing]
OK no more pipes.
No more pipes.
Why.
Why did I just do that.
Uh, ok.
Well, maybe this one, uh, you know.
Maybe this one will just put me right here.
Where I am completely fucked.
[laughing] God damn it.
[laughing]
Here we go baby! Yee-haw! Big air bonus!
You know who loved water levels?
Hitler.
The Hammer Bros! They're the biggest crooks of 'em all!
Eh--oh? Ok.
Bullet Bill?
More, like, Bullet Bitch!
Watch this, guys.
Yah! Yah! You can't never get me!
You ca--
[laughing nervously]
Oh, God, the wind!
The wind is screwing me over so bad.
Ok, it's over.
Now we're on Easy Street--
I'm done making Super Mario Bros. 2 videos.
How was I supposed to know that that block was there?
And it even spawns a poison mushroom.
The last level.
Here we go.
Let's do this.
Let's--
[gasping]
[chuckling]
Nice try, Bowser.
But you gonna need something better than that to kill a master.
Whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo...
Does this ever end?
What?
Doesn't have any---
This doesn't even count as the real Bow--
WHAT
How do you beat this!?
What the--STOP
Nooo...
I'm gonna get game over.
I'm gonna have to go all the way back.
[grunting]
Yes! Yes!
That's how you do it!
Thanks, fake Bowser!
Now I know how to defeat the REAL Bowser.
You just gave away the biggest secret in this game, you big dumb idiot.
Here I go.
Here I go!
Yes!
YES
WHAT?
I was right there!
I was--noooo....
Nooo...
You can't do this to me...
That's not fa--
Oh? There's checkpoints.
Thank God. Ok.
So in the original Mario Bros. it woulda sent your ass back to 1-1.
They didn't put checkpoints and so.
Let's do this, man.
[dramatic castle music]
Nuh-uh, boy!
Not today!
Whoo!
Yeah!
Yes!
Under the koopa!
Here it is!
Come on!
COME ON, BABY
YES
YES! I did it!
I did it! Yes!
Whoo-hoo!
That feels good.
That feels good, to beat the game like that, man.
Urgh!
Gosh!
Wha--
[gun cock]
Nope.
[gunshot]