- Become a human banana split.
I'll do it.
But what does that mean?
Oh! No!
(lotion gurgling)
(lady wailing)
(soft music)
(containers clicking)
(money blowing)
- [Interviewer] hello?
- Hi
- [Interviewer] Who are you guys?
- I'm Mischka
- I'm Whoan.
- [Interviewer] How do you know each other?
- We're roommates
- and friends
- and friends.
- We were studying abroad last year before
before COVID we both needed a living situation.
So we teamed up.
- I thought that it would be super exciting
and fun to live with him,
but things unfold as the year goes on.
- [Interviewer] Who's going to win?
- Me.
- Me
- No, it's me.
- No. Okay.Sure
(upbeat music) - For the rest of the game,
you have to say something nice to your phone.
And before you throw, you forget, drink.
All right, I can do that.
- Lay it on me.Go on.
- Okay. What's something nice, I can say?
- Is it really taking this long?
- My mind's drawing a blank right now.
I like your pants.
- Oh!
- You have a cool watch.
You have a cool shirt.
- Are you just going to name
all of the things I'm wearing? - I am looking at you,
And all I see are material things.
(tennis ball bouncing)
- Okay. Have a glass of wine with your opponent.
I'll do that.
- Yeah, that sounds great.
- I hope it's white wine.
Oh, it is white wine!
Ooh! What?
Are you kidding me?
Oh God,
this is so difficult.
- Come on , big gulps.
I'm thoroughly enjoying this.
I just want to let everyone know.
- No.I have had enough of this.
You have lovely taste in music.
(tennis ball clicking)
Oh, Oh God.
Okay. I do have to drink now.
What's something nice I can say?
This is troubling.
- This is troubling indeed.
- You know a lot of things about MOB movies.
- She's mad at me because every time
I pick a movie, it's always like a MOB
- I'm not a fan of like mob things.
And he wants to move to Italy and puts on a mob movie.
Every time we ever hang out,
- I'm a sucker for that shit.
People are gonna roast me
in the comments for this.
But I think the Godfather is boring.
(tennis ball clicks)
Yes.
- Use a spoonful of sugar followed by spoonful of ranch
followed by a spoonful of mayo.
It's only fair.
- Eat up
- A whole spoonful of sugar, that's some Mary Poppins shit.
- You eat a full of sugar
every day with your coffee,
- Yeah, but not this much. Jesus Christ.
- Yeah. You do.
- What's that?
- Well, this looks like a ranch.
- It's not even the hard part.
Hurry up.
(soft music)
- [Interviewer] Good job!
- Your love for football.
Both of them are inspiring.
Oh, that was bad.
I need to drink that one.
- [Interviewer] How'd you guys meet each other?
- I actually don't remember meeting you.
- Yeah. You were certainly drunk.
- Where did we meet?
- It was at one house that does the house shows.
We did keg stands in there.
- No, you did the keg stand.
I did not do a keg stand.
I would have remembered that
- Listen, someone did a keg stand.
I'm pretty sure it was you.
- It was you.
- It was also you.
I know I did it.
I know what I saw.
- You have a really cool sister.
- That's not even
- Is that a compliment?
That's a nice thing for me to say to you.
I like your sister.
- Oh, sure.
- Wow!
- Ok, there we go. Yup.
- I think your computer setup is sick.
I keep hitting the rims and then it bounce out.
- Hey, I don't want to hear it.
- Well, you're going to keep hearing it!
- I came here to win.
No chill.
I came here to win.
I really liked that.
Hibiki whiskey that you got.
- We'll take it.
- Oh!! - I guess we're even now, huh?
- Yeah! Ooh. I caught up.
I'm ready for another dare.
Oh, as I was saying,
- Yes, you are.
- Become a human banana split.
- What the fuck?
- I'll do it, but what does that mean?
- Just don't fuck my makeup up.
You're doing a terrible job.
Oh no.
(child wailing)
Oh, I'm fucking hate you.
- Oh, I'm loving this.
Oh my God.
(child wailing)
(lotion gurgling)
- Am gonna kill you.
Are you using the whole can?
Oh my God!Be nice.
(hands clapping)
I think your ability to be carefree
around the house is nice.
- And now we're just getting into veiled criticisms.
- These are compliments.
I think your dad is really funny
- For the rest of the game.
Every time the ball hits a cup, but doesn't go in
shout out the name of someone you've slept
with. You can bleep out the name.
You bastards.
You better do that.
- Let's just go like in backwards order.
- Oh, go in whatever order you want.
- Okay, alright.
I think I already know.
Was that a shout?
I think your choice in bath products is really great.
- Wax a leg. I don't like the sound of that.
- Pussy, pussy.
(tennis ball clicking)
I like that you think of yourself highly.
I like your choice in cat food
because I know he likes it.
- What the hell does that mean?
- It's a compliment!
- Rub down every piece of exposed skin
with a stick of butter.
All right.
I can do that.
It's kind of soothing.
Actually. It's almost like
- Don't forget your ears,
Don't forget get the palms of your hand.
- Yeah, yeah yeah
- It's very important.
- Yeah. Well, guess what?
I'm wiping my hands before I throw the ball. So fuck you.
- Is there a wiping aloud?
- You got to wipe yourself off.
- I was--
- Yeah, I'm covered in fucking butter right now .
- [Interviewer] Are you guys ever nice to each other?
- We used to be nice to each other
before we lived together.
- This is not cool.
- Stop interrupting me.
- Fuck you.
- When we used to hang out with each other,
it was voluntary. Now it's kind of just like,
I see him every day.
(alarm beeping)
You make good smoothies.
That is a drink.
You fuck.
- Yeah.
- Is that the same? I'm thinking of, Oh my God.
It is.
- Yeah.
- Your FIFA skills are incredible.
- These are getting really lame.
- I don't, I think it's really cool
that you can play video games for so long
without having to move.
Let's hear it.
(alarm beeping)
Are you running low?
- This hit the cup thing really sucks.
- This compliment thing really sucks.
- Can we trade?
- [Interviewer] I would accept a trade.
- It. I accept the trade.
(bell ringing)
- Cool.
- Mischka, your hair looks so lovely
in this purple shade.
(soft music)
You've exceeded my expectations tonight
with your gameplay ability.
- You have not.
- Shut up.
- Is that the sound of you drinking a beer?
- You're very sweet.
- That was like the most base level.
- I haven't said it yet.
- I'm like, I have to think of someone's name ahead of time.
Just in case, you know what?
I'll bring the list
- What the hell, you've got a physical list.
That's psychopath.
- It's not psychopath.
It's like, Oh, I forgot.
I slept with you.
LOL
- Love love, keeping a list of all the
people I've fucked.
- Because there's like so many guys,
- Bullshit.
- Shut up. See?
- The fuck.
- I don't
- The way that you handled the
dares has been really inspirational.
So yeah.
Didn't think you had it in you
- What's that?
I think we have a winner.
(bell ringing)
(hands clapping)
Thanks guys, thank you.
(Mishchka screaming)
I got the pin.
- I got the spray with green downer shirt.
So who's the real winner?
- [Interviewer] Are you going to share winnings with him?
- No, I don't expect it.
- Hell no.
You were all
in my face all week about
how you would be getting $200
and I wouldn't and I think I won, so
- cut this, cut this before
I say something inappropriate.
- How does it feel to never