Which super smash brothers ultimate character is your state?
California, Rob. Got that warm nostalgia
and the cold inescapable silicon grip.
Florida is King K. Rool.
A big lizard with a criminal underbelly.
Vermont is Isabel
It's small cute innocuous and I really can't say anything bad about it.
New Hampshire is villager because it's exactly the same as Vermont but with an
air of unspeakable menace.
Pennsylvania is Little Mac because it's feisty
and irrelevant.
New Mexico is Rosalina and Luna because
I don't care what they tell me there is some freaky outerspace shit going on there.
Kansas is Picchu because Kansas and Pokémon
have similar understandings of how evolution works.
Pikachu because it's just Pichu with two extra letters.
Arizona is Pitt
the Grand Canyon is a pit.
West Virginia is known for its mines and they are
Dark Pits *wink* *wink*
New Jersey Luigi - hard working Italians
Unfairly judged.
North Carolina is Fox because they are first in flight and they will not shut up about it.
Texas, Donkey Kong.
They keep trying to have their own country.
Oklahoma is Meta Knight.
Just a wrathful little grape.
South Dakota is Wario because there's uh there's a big festival
of motorcycle enthusiasts called the Sturgis festival it's all it is huh
you're gonna have to trust me on this one.
Louisiana's Pac-Man because it's full of ghosts and you can literally eat until you die.
Indiana is Corrin,
because it's full of corrrrrn.
Montana's Bowser: very big but ultimately empty inside.
Which makes North Dakota Bowser Jr.
it's the same deal but smaller
Massachusetts is Diddy Kong because that's how most men dressed there.
Nebraska is Mewtwo
cold and can kill you.
Kentucky is Yoshi because he's a horse
Georgia
Peach
obviously
Mississippi is Daisy because it's exactly like Georgia
but hotter
Alaska - Ridley
added recently
very large
Missouri is Ganondorf because I want him to show me those big arches.
It's such a stretch like literally every part of that joke you need to know weird things
about Missouri and also what you're interested in Ganondorf
Foot kink.
Washington is Greninja because it's always wet
and we find that very uncomfortable.
Colorado is Zero Suit Samus because it looks like she's ready
to hit the slopes.
Idaho
AND SHE'S ALWAYS BLAZING IIIIITTT
Idaho is Falco their state bird is a blue bird.
that's it
that's all we got for Idaho.
Wyoming, Piranha Plant
It is a natural wonder that should be protected at all costs.
Virginia is Duck Hunt because Virginia is for lovers
and you know those two are getting it on.
Washington DC, Snake
full of political intrigue
and no ass.
New York is Mario mar-
MARRRIO
NEW YORK IS MARIO
YOU GOTTA, YOU WANT US TO EXPLAIN THAT TO YOU?
YOU SHOULD FUCKING KNOW WHY IT'S MARIO.
ALL RIGHT?
FUCKIN' GET REAL ALL RIGHT
I'M GOING DOWN TO THE DELI,
I'LL GET YOUS A SANDWH-
Michigan is Ice Climbers because it's two parts of a whole.
and one of them doesn't matter at all.
South Carolina is Palutena
Because we had to we had to look both of them up on Wikipedia
before making this joke.
I don't know what I don't I don't know anything about on either of them
Illinois, Game & Watch
completely flat.
Maryland Dr. Mario
Fabulous medicine
and a terrible drug problem
Hawaii is Lucario because it's weirdly sexy
Connecticut Wii Fit trainer
Come on I... that's obviously gonna be Connecticut
Oregon is Olimar
a community gardener who basically lives in a mason jar
Minnesota is Wolf
They have four thousand one hundred legally protected wolves.
He lives there.
He is protected
Nevada, King Dedede.
Nev-aaa-da, people will get angry.
NEVAAADAAA-
Nevada is King Dedede
Big, colorful, ostentatious,
and mob-connected.
Simon and Richter Belmont are Maine because they used to have vampires there
but they're gone now.
Tennessee is Bayonetta
because she's the only "Ten" I See!
Horny on main.
Rhode Island, Inkling.
A cute little thing
but slightly Lovecraftian.
Lucas is a member of the Church of Latter-day Saints
so he's Utah.
Wisconsin is Sonic:
they're both cheesy as hell.
Ohio's Kirby because people only care about him every four years.
Iowa, Mii Fighter.
Basically featureless
Alabama is Ryu
because none of their shirts have sleeves.
Delaware is Shulk
because they're also on this list
who the fuck is that?
Right!?
Puerto Rico is Waluigi.
They just deserves so much better...
Sorry we didn't include Link or Samus
or literally any of the Fire Emblem characters
except Corrin
they have no traits. They have no traits,
If you think that one of them fits for a different state
why don't you leave a comment about it.
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