Oh what a great update finally get to put on that new spy shirt that I like so much
So let's go ahead and try it on
Oh.
Something's wrong here, but this does give me an idea
Wonder how long I can stand here without being killed
*v nice medic crossbow*
Thanks for the crossbow
Here comes an Engi! Here comes an Engi!
I think he just realized I'm a spy
I'm dead.
Okay we're good
He realized: wait a second...why are YOU STANDING ON THE DISPENSER?!?!
No, no, it's not gonna work. It's not, it's not gonna work. I'm sorry, it's not
Dude, you [FunkE noise]
Why are you up there? Why did you have so low health? I have so many questions, and that I'll never get answers to
I-I didn't bring my sapper
[sigh] this is gonna be hard.
*10 things engineers SECRETLY hate*
Oh that wasn't the intention. Well, okay
God, the nerve of some spies to try and take the teleporter
Come on, come on reds! Let's kill him! Okay. He saw through the disguise
Let me worry about it man. See. I'm a teammate like you like whatever who are you even gonna shoot? A teammate?
I missed it, ah don't worry. Why would I kill a teammate anyways like whatever whatever let's cap this point guys come on
Heal me. What the heck?
No, I don't I don't think we need a sentry. I don't think we see the sentry
That was STUPID.
Tricked ya! Happy birthday!
Saved your life buddy, show your respect
Whoa, whoa, whoa this is weird
That's so weird. How you like bumped into like a teammate, that's so weird man
Let's go kill those-those blues. Let's go get him-let's come on. Let's kill those blues.
Oh, he's using the windmill pyro Technique
Well, that's over
Hey amigos. Let's go cap that point. Yeah, let's go cap it
Come on. Let's just finish it finish that cap
Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Just-just take a chill pill
I'm not even an enemy
What would give you that indication?
What would what would give you the idea that I'm a-I'm a blue guy?
There's-there's no proof
Uh, like that's complete slander. The very idea that I would be with those filthy blues
Okay, there might be some credibility that I know
Come on, let's cap it! Let's cap it buddy. Oh geez. You HAD to go and make a mini sentry
Complicate everything
What a jerk
So let's do it. I tried to go into the to the red cap the red door
[FunkE singing "El Scorcho" by Weezer]
Hello, I'm here, I'm waaaaiting
What do you like? What do you even?
Come on, man! If I was a spy, could I like, freely swing like this? Come on. Use your brain, like duh.
Yeah, like duh. I'm not a spy. I couldn't be a spy. It's just not possible
Nice job teammate
Nice, well now well
Superior shooting abilities buddy
That must be so confusing to that guy.
[MISSION BEGINS IN 30 SECONDS]
[Slap my hand!]
Still trying...still trying
Okay, it can't be done. It can't be done, sir
Good-good attempt, good attempt, though.
[Well the moment has passed, back to DOCTOR!]
Yoshi is like wait a minute...HE'S NOT ON OUR TEAM!
Get him get him boys. Wait a second. He's red. He's red. We have to kill him
[FunkE noise]
Just started
They-I-I love the part where they just give up, they're like, oh well, whatever
Guess we're good guess, we're free
Oh no, I'm out of here! Blue guys everywhere!
Hey buddy
But I'm gonna zap it. I'm gonna zap it! What the heck, my sapper is not working!
Oh geez, all right, abandon ship. I got a broken sapper can't sap anything
I just killed the team mate! This is broken this game sucks
I'm gonna do it you think he would catch on by now that-that I'm a teammate, but no
The box says the blue on the side
The box literally says the blue
I wonder how long it'll take you
Oh, you're hopeless [cowsng]
Woah mama!
I don't think that's gonna work. Gotta try it one more-one more time. Just for good measure
Just goes-just walks away
I've seen enough things in my day. Don't need to worry myself about no two-timing rat
I-I don't blame you, Engi.
I don't blame you or your strangely not southern accent
You're right. There is a spy, but you don't have to kill them!
We-we-we can do this peacefully
Come, comr-comrad. Let us cap this building
Yeah, like here do voices
I'm not a voice actor
Come on. Let's get this point, buddy! Let's cap it.
I won't let you-you dirty ass blues stop me from me from doing the objective
He's still trying, he's still trying! I can't breathe!
Oh yes, this is good, this is good. We'll hide out. Oh, God
Oh, God
Oh, this is awkward. We both stopped
Good job teammate
Oh God, I'm so terrible at Spy!
That didn't happen.
Come on red team. Let's get 'em! Let's get 'em!
No, it's okay. I'm not a spy. You can heal me!
No, way come back come back doctor. I need your help
Please!
Oh you're no fun.
Oh geez!
I don't appreciate it. I don't appreciate it.
I'm starting to feel like a broken record here.
I like how literally everyone turns towards me.
Something ain't right here. Something ain't right here
So many people!
I'm famous guys look I even have [a] posse.
SHHHH You're gonna give away my position! Shut uuuuuuuppppp!
Can you kill this-this guy?
Thanks-thanks man. I appreciate it
Uh oh
[FunkE singing something]
I destroyed that dispenser. That was my bullet that.
I've been-I've been found
[FunkE resumes that song]
He died.