[A Domics Animation]
[ReTales: Flyer Thief]
I wAs At ThE sUpeRMaRkEt and at one point I parked myself to the side, so I could text a friend.
I made sure I was out of anyone's way, I mean, why wouldn't you do that unless you're an inconsiderate prick, am I right?
Okay, so I be miNDING MY BUSINESS
when all of a sudden this woman walks up to my cart. I don't know her, she is a stranger.
I was about to move out of the way because I thought she was trying to look at the products that I parked my cart beside.
But no, she was explicitly eyeing down the contents of my cart.
I thought maybe she saw an item that I had and wanted to ask where I found it?
*nerp*
You see when I go to buy groceries,
I bring these flyers from other supermarkets because the one I usually go to does price matching. 'Cause you know,
*I MAKE IT RAIN I MAKEIT RAIN*
and then I like to drain that rain into a reservoir so I can *MAKE IT RAIN* again later.
So I'm staring at her and she has yet to say a word. Her eyes are still locked in my cart.
[Take a picture, it lasts longer]
I'm about to say, "Can I help you?" when all of a sudden she reaches into my cart,
her filthy, unwelcomed hand traverses into my cart and takes my flyers. Now, I'm like okay, okay.
Maybe she thought it was up for grabs because other customers leave behind flyers in the carts all the time.
But I'm like, come on! You couldn't have at least said something like,
"Hey, mind if I see this?"
OR "Are you done with those flyersssss?"
NO! This blunt cunt
just takes it. Doesn't even look at me.
Just takes it and just walks away with my wonderful flyers.
Now, I'm not one to really cause a ruckus in public, but I mean come on.
You're gonna stand in the way of a cheap Asian and his opportunity to save money?
Nope. Nope. Nope nope nope nope, not gonna happen.
"Ummmmm...excuse me...those are mine."
Bitch keeps walking. Probably didn't hear me over her rudeness.
"Uh, ex-CUSE ME."
Deaf. She must be deaf.
"EXCUSE ME"
The wench finally turns towards me,
along with everyone within a 50-meter radius.
"That's mine."
She had her two daughters with her, and they looked at me in fear like I was about to shoot their mother.
"Who is that, mommy?"
She looks at me with this expression like,
"WHO, ME?"
Yes, you.
"CoULDN'T be."
"F#%K YOU."
I'm kidding.
So she's looking at me, all dumbfounded as if ten seconds ago never happened.
She leaves her frightened children and walks back to my cart.
In my head I'm like, "Damn right, bitch."
And I continued texting because I assumed she was just gonna return them, no questions asked.
But not just yet. Not just yet.
She just stands there and glares at me. She's angry.
She is angry because I publicly humiliated her in front of her kids and other customers for being STUPID,
and thinks violently making eye-contact is a way to get even.
I didn't say a word. Just kept texting.
She finally lets out this hostile grunt and begrudgingly puts my flyers back in my cart—
not even neatly, mind you.
Just kind of...frisbees it like a crippled ninja.
So after that, I returned to my texting and told my friend what just happened.
THE ENDyup.
Hey guys got an announcement/reminder! :D
I've already posted about this numerous times on my Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, and even had it in my channel description for the past month and a half...
...but I guess a lot of you still missed it though or just chose to ignore it.
Anyway, I'm now on unscheduled posting, meaning:
please, please stop spamming me with messages asking "wHeRe'S tHe ViDEo ThIs WEEk DoM"
"YOUPROMISEDDIDITCRASHAGAINI'VEBEENWAITINGSOLONG"
"YOUOWEUSSTOPBEINGLAZY"
The reason for this is I'm now working on more videos at once than ever before, and a weekly animation is kind of hard to maintain.
But no worries. I'll still try my best to make them ASAP whenever I have time.
alright peace