- [Joyce] Can I emotionally prepare
for what this bra's gonna put me through?
- I'm a professional witch.
So be it, so be it, so be it.
(upbeat music)
- Hi, I'm Lindsay and I'm really into fashion
and spooky stuff. (wolf howls)
Last time I wore a haunted necklace for an entire week
and some weird stuff went down.
(suspenseful music)
(panicked screaming)
- Jazz - Nope.
- And then I wore a haunted outfit for an entire week
and some more stuff went down.
This video took a turn.
- This is dark stuff and I don't like it.
- [Lindsay] Wow, why am I getting emotional?
So because I've already dabbled in the demon stuff
in the past, it's only fair now,
that I get my friends to do it.
This week it's my best friend, Joyce.
Sorry, Joyce!
This time we're doing something a little bit different
and we're going to actually bring in a bruja
to hex a bra for Joyce.
AKA, put a spell on a bra.
We wanted to make sure this item was authentic,
specific to her needs,
so that she can bring whatever she needs into her life.
So without further ado,
there's only one person that knows Joyce better than myself,
and it is Joyce.
- Hi!
Hi, I'm Joyce.
I definitely do not want to be here.
(item falling off the wall)
(spooky music)
See? No, no. - [Lindsay] I swear I didn't--
- Let me leave!
- [Lindsay] I seriously didn't plan it!
- Why would that knock off
as soon as I'm in the goddamn shot?
But when you're in the goddamn shot, nothing happens?
Whatever Lindsay.
I'm definitely nervous.
I was nervous the last time
when she wore her haunted necklace.
Honestly whenever it's Lindsay and spooky things,
weird things happen and she's just cool about it,
and I'm like a nervous wreck.
So yeah, I'm gonna put a love spell,
to bring love into my life.
Honestly, it's been so long since somebody grabbed my booty,
kissed my neck, took me to Chick-fil-A.
I mean the worst case scenario is that
I'm with the love of my life myself.
So at the end of the day,
it's a win-win scenario for me.
- My name is Michael Cardenas and I am a professional witch.
Basically what I do is I help people bring
their intentions to life.
- [Joyce] Hi!
- Hi Joyce.
- I have my lingerie set.
- We wanna put some self-love into all of this.
- Yeah.
- Most important, right?
But we also want to attract someone,
so we're gonna put that magnetic energy.
- Ooh, Florida Water!
- We're just gonna put a little on our hand.
- Okay, thank you.
- And then the back of your neck.
- Back of my neck.
- This is where we attract spirits.
I like using energetic sprays as well
to basically magnetize the aura.
So let's magnetize our aura before we get started.
Just kind of sets the mood, right?
- Yeah.
- Take a deep breath in through your nose
and exhale through your mouth.
(both breathing deeply)
So hold it with both hands.
Okay and while you're doing that, I'm gonna anoint them.
So we're gonna add some "Love Thy Self"
and some "Rose Quartz". These guys are amazing.
Earlier we kind of went over the type of person you want,
but it's okay to be specific.
So if you have things in mind...
Height, salary.
Like if it's important to you, think of those things,
and put your intention into it.
That's what I want you to hold in your mind.
Or you can say it out loud if you're comfortable with it.
- Oh. Absolutely.
I mean, the internet already knows way too much about me.
I want someone with a good heart.
I want someone who's caring.
I want someone who makes good money.
I love the aesthetic of art boys.
You know what I'm saying?
The skaters that look like they're gonna like leave you
on the third date and never talk to you again.
- Let's make an edit to the universe.
Maybe you want that aesthetic
but they're actually super stable.
They're totally interested
in having a relationship with you,
(clapping) or balanced reciprocal partnership.
- Yes, yes. Edit to the universe.
- Let me step in for a second.
- Please listen to Michael for a second.
Someone who makes me feel very safe and calm
and able to open myself up.
And someone who knows how to cook, so I don't have to cook.
- So I want you to see at the top of your head
that there is a glowing pink light.
It's gonna come onto your forehead,
down to your belly button, down to your feet,
down deep into the earth.
What we're doing is we're running unconditional love energy
through your body.
So what we're also gonna do is we're gonna bring down
this light and we're gonna energize these garments.
We call to the ascended ancestors, the spiritual guides,
to the overriding devas, deities and forces of light.
We come today to cast a spell
over this bra and panty set to draw in love.
Unconditional love, partnership and happiness.
We anchor, lock and seal these energies,
in one unified fold of light.
So be it. So be it. So be it.
And so it is.
Now these are enchanted.
What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna take the roses
that we just consecrated and I'm going to add
some oils to a candle and I'm gonna send you home with it
and have you burn it.
And what that's gonna do is it's gonna put
that energy in your home.
So they know where to find you.
- Period.
- Preferably, in your bedroom.
- Oh, yeah.
- That's where we'll keep it.
So we opened up with cleansing and--
- Oh, I dropped it!
- That's okay. - Did I hurt the spirits?
- I dropped it, I'm scared!
- It's not. Cleansing. Good to go.
- Someone's hand is gonna be in my booty
in Jesus name, Hallelujah.
Okay. I'm showing you guys the bra.
All right, here we...
Okay. Titties!
It's actually interesting because this is like
the first time I'm showing my body for the internet
and also talking about love
which is like something really vulnerable for me.
This is my day one outfit.
I decided to do a 90's kind of thing
and have the underwear peeking through.
And I have my favorite white sneakers and my ripped jeans
to show that I'm open for a little touchy touchy,
but I need respect.
So in the next 48 hours,
I just wanna see if anything different
will happen in my life.
I'm open for anything. Period.
You better hide your crushes, baby,
cause they about to fall in love.
I'm gonna show my roommate and friends the bra.
You know, this bra has a spell on it.
It's supposed to bring love and the heart chakra--
- I think I'm feeling that spell right now.
- Yeah. - Oh my God.
- Hey dad!
I got a bra that got a spell put on it.
What do you think about that?
- You're crazy. I'm out of here.
- Hi mom.
- Hey!
- So basically I got a haunted bra.
- Oh, lordy.
- It's kinda weird I'm just basically showing you my boobs.
(both laugh)
Hi mom, look at my boobs.
- I see your haunted boob too.
- So I'm going to go on a dating app.
I want to test the bra.
I really never had any big luck with dating apps.
I honestly think if I get a match and it works out
and I go on a date, the bra will get all the credit.
Now I'm gonna remake my profile.
So I wanna actually use the pics that I took today.
Now I'm picking these photos
but I definitely need this bra to do its thing.
Oh, somebody messaged me.
It was, it was last month.
27, Jay, oh he looks fine, damn.
Should I reply to him?
(beep) The bra says yes.
What the bra say?
"You better do it, (beep)."
I got super liked.
It's the French. The French love me.
It's because their people colonized mine.
Jack, 27, 6'4.
Why are there so many white men in my DMs?
We're gonna have potato salad on that date.
Doc Martin, future chef?
Did I not say over the thing
that I wanted someone who cooked?
This is going way better than I expected.
I'm gonna keep swiping and let's see if something happens.
After the filming, Michael gave me a special bath,
because it would really help cleanse my chakras.
Take some water.
You're gonna take the mixture, which is usually like plants.
And it's also the roses that we did the spell with.
So it's gonna reinforce my heart chakra
and also attract more love.
And boil it for about 20 minutes.
And then pour it into your bathtub.
Candles on deck.
Little snackies and some wine.
And oh I got my incense burning.
Yes. This is nice.
I've watched so many people fall in love
and I'm 25 years old.
And I kind of don't know what love is like, you know?
Love is something that,
people all my life told me I wouldn't get growing up
as a kid, because they told me I was ugly, you know?
My want for love got stronger, just to prove them wrong,
that someone, romantically, would love me.
That I was worth that.
Maybe I'm just the same 14 year old girl
who's trying to prove to everyone that she's lovable.
I needed this. I'm like crying in the water,
and I don't know what's tears and what's water.
More wine!
Honestly, I think I might've healed,
my heart chakra a little bit.
All right. So it's the end of day one.
I had an epiphany of some sort
about proving to myself that I am worth love
and the kind of love that I wanna receive
is something that someone has to work for.
I'm kind of intrigued about what the next day
is gonna be like.
Is it gonna be drama?
Am I gonna be scared? Is it going to be spooky?
I don't know, but I'm excited.
All right. So I'm going to sleep in the bra
and I will see you tomorrow.
(comical snoring)
Wait, let me take my makeup off though.
Good morning. This is day two.
I had a really interesting dream last night.
I dreamed that I met this guy.
We had to go on this grand journey, like in any anime.
Well, we ended up falling in love.
So is that like anything to do with the bra
or am I watching too much anime?
Okay, so this is my day two outfit.
I'm wearing my swirly shirt,
my black shorts and my blue converses.
I chose this shirt because you can actually see the red bra
through the shirt.
I'm about to steal your skater boy boyfriend,
and it's okay and I accept that.
So I just got a message from one of my matches
and he was like, "Let's go on a Zoom date tonight."
And I'm like, "What? Wow!"
Real talk, it's normal for me to get matches. I'm hot.
But I think it's really just different because someone's
actually being super proactive and asking me on a date
and setting a plan and keeping up with the plan.
This bra is doing too much.
I deserve it. I deserve it.
So I decided to come outside.
I was getting ready for my date, and something happened.
My ex from my past messaged me after all of these years.
And it's just, uh...
You know when you, like, really love someone,
and you think they're just gonna be in your life forever,
and then they just leave?
And like, for me, every person in my life is so precious.
So when they leave, I definitely break down and...
Maybe it's the bra. You know?
Maybe the bra is doing its thing.
I think I needed this.
I think I needed that conversation that we had.
After talking to my ex, I know that I need something new.
And I think the best way to say goodbye to that relationship
for what it was, is to just meditate.
So I'm just gonna say that I will be doing
a twin flame meditation.
It has to do about attracting your twin flame.
And your twin flame is like a school of belief
that every person has that one person
that they're meant to be with.
(mystical music)
Yeah. I feel better.
I feel clean. I feel good.
(sensual music)
So I got everything here.
I got my robe.
I'm feeling cute. I'm feeling refreshed. I'm feeling new.
But I'm also like super nervous.
Why am I feeling so nervous? Ew!
It's fine. I'll just breathe through it.
I'm feeling it. I'm feeling lit.
Hi, it's me. How are you?
- Well, I was actually reading poetry? So...
- You read poetry? Wait, wait.
What's your sign? What's your sign?
- Aquarius.
- I'm a Gemini, actually so air signs go for us. Woo woo!
- I like your robe.
- Thank you, thank you. It's my chiffon robe.
- That's cute.
- What's your goals in life?
- One of my goals was, or is, to be in the poetry world.
- Oh, that's really cool! So you wanna...
I think you could be a poet.
- Oh, that's so sweet. What about you?
- I don't really know.
I think my goal in life is to live authentically.
- Yeah. That's so important.
- If I want people to be authentic with me,
I have to be authentic with them.
And just to learn how to live with the waves
instead of trying to control the waves.
And look, let's look, we met. So that's lit.
Look at us rolling with life. Cheers!
- Aha.
- You didn't even cheers me, wow.
(laughing)
So I just finished my date with Terry.
We'll see on that. We'll go with the flow.
But I definitely had a wonderful time
and he's an amazing guy.
What this whole experience has taught me
is to go with the flow, is to be open,
is to heal from the past
and look forward to the future.
So haunted bra, you did your damn job.
(upbeat music)