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Dad:
- So Jamie, I know that you and Paul just got married,
but when do you think you'll start giving us grandbabies?
- Oh.
Actually we were just talking about this--
- We don't have to bring it up.
It's just a nice dinner--
- No, it's okay.
Um, actually, we're not having kids.
At least not right now.
- Oh.
Well I guess I should stop asking then.
That's a lot of unnecessary pressure on you two.
- Thank you.
- Yeah, you two are your own family
and you can make your own decisions.
- Mm-hmm.
- So uh, Jack.
I saw that article you posted on Facebook the other day.
You're uh, a little left-leaning these days,
aren't ya?
- Yeah, well uh, college has changed me, Dad.
And I don't think I can adhere
to your conservative policies anymore.
- Well that's great!
Getting a mind of your own!
- Yeah, we're so proud of you.
- I converted to Hinduism!
- Whoa!
I didn't know that!
- That is a really interesting choice
coming from a strong Protestant home.
I'd love to hear more about it.
- Yeah.
- Your family is so chill!
If this was my family, things would've gotten uglier
than Benedict Cumberbatch.
[clattering silverware]
Mom:
unattractive?
- I don't really get the fascination.
- Have you seen Sherlock?
Jamie:
- J-j-j-j I'm just asking Paul a question.
- Grace, can we just have one nice family dinner?
- Jamie put you up to this, didn't she, Paul?
Jamie:
- Grace, let the man have his own opinions.
Especially when they're the right opinion.
- Do you know how many hours of therapy I spent
after the last time you insulted Benedict?
- It's called Dr. Strange because of his face!
- [screams]
- Don't you get it, Dad!
If his pure face doesn't cut it, then none of us have a chance.
- Okay, are you and Mom blind?
Ben is so ugly, he didn't even need CGI
when he played Smaug the dragon!
- [screams] This is not the girl I raised!
- Uh, you guys need to have taste!
- Not your father's taste!
- That's enough!
What happened to you, Grace?
You used to be all, Brad Pitt this,
George Clooney that.
But now?
Now?
I don't even know you anymore.
- Is this why you married this clown, Jamie?
To get back at our family?
- I have no family!
[glass shatters]
[sobbing]
- Okay, let's just agree that Benedict is, you know,
is charming and--
- Let's look at the facts.
- So this is what you're doing
when you're scrapbooking with Jody?
- Square jaw.
- Full hair.
- Wide-set eyes.
- Well, that doesn't seem to bother anyone else
with Picasso-faced Emma Stone!
[all gasp]
[slaps]
- Okay, okay.
We've all said a lot of things that we didn't mean.
But we love each other
regardless of what we might think
of a certain person.
- If you can call him a person.
[sobbing]
- Because-because we're a family.
Okay?
- Yeah, you're right.
I'm sorry, Grace.
I'm-I'm sorry, Jack.
- I'm sorry too, Dad.
- I'm so sorry.
Mom:
- I love you too!
- Maybe let's go watch a movie and open up a pack of Twizzlers?
- Get out!
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down in the comments.
- I love Cumberbatch.
He's like the greatest person ever.
- Of course.
- But facially...
- No.
- Sloth.
- Uh-uh.
- Lizard.
- Don't you dare.
- Mix.