[M] It's time for...
[Both] Food Adventure Program for Awesome People!
[All] The Bubble Tea edition!
(Simon and Martina
are going to eat...
Bubble Tea)
(Food Adventure Program For Awesome People!) (a.k.a F.A.P F.A.P)
[Si] So the Eat Your Kimchi Crew is all going out to get some bubble tea.
I know for some of you, bubble tea might be common,
but for a lot of you, you might never have tried it.
I didn't try bubble tea until I was like twenty-two or so.
(Ding) (Poor, unfortunate soul) So, we're gonna show you what bubble tea is like
at our favorite bubble tea place, here in Korea.
[M] There are a lot of bubble tea options, but we all kind of agree that the best one is Gong Cha, right?
You know, Gong Cha, if you ever want to sponser us some bubble tea,
that would be the best. [Si] Lifetime supply of bubble tea, hook it up to my veins!
[L] We're those foreigners that come in all the time.
[M] Yeah. That's That's us. [Si, L, M] That's us.
[M] And, Gong Cha is only avaliable in the Asian region.
It's not like in North America, yet. [Si] Yeah.
So, if you haven't tried it, you'll never try it, [Soo] Yeah.
unless you come here. [Si] Sorry, guys.
(Both do an evil laugh)
[M] Ok, let's go.
(Simon sings) I have my ice cream. (Clatter and Martina laughs)
I have my ice cream.
Someone dropped their phone, they took the pictures,
and then they dropped the phone.
They dropped it. They dropped the phone.
[M] Right or left?
[Si] Lean to right.
[M] I think it's to the left. [Soo] Left, right, left?
[M] It's either right there, or either it's right there.
[Si] Lean to the right. Go right!
[M] Oh, it's right here, I'm staring at it. Hahaha.
[S] That's why I said go right.
[M] I don't know if we're gonna be able to get a seat inside today, guys,
so we might need to head out onto the street with our bubble tea, so...
maybe we should just get in line and start ordering some bubble teas.
[Si] That makes the most sense.
[M] Yeah and it's really nice weather today.
(Girls laugh) [Si] I can only see from your shoulder up.
[L] (laughs) That's a good thing. [Si] Wow!!
(Sexy "intoxication" music)
(More of the F.A.P F.A.P music)
(Check out how to create your own customized drink on EYK's blog) (More of the F.A.P F.A.P music)
(More of the F.A.P F.A.P music) (They've got the drinks: success!)
[M] We're attempting to find a place to sit because Gong Cha was totally crowded,
and sweaty, hot, and gross.
And, now it's really loud and crowded here, too, so we are on the hunt for a bench.
(More of the F.A.P F.A.P music)
[Fans] You're Eat Your Kimchi! (Nasties spotted!)
Oh! [Simon and them] Hi!
(More of the F.A.P F.A.P music)
[M] Ok, so we got our four iced bubble teas, but we ordered some kind of like weird ones.
[M] What do you have? [Si] I have the House Special Cream.
Oh, baby. House Special Cream. [M] That's the name of it, House Special Cream?
[Si] That's what it says right here. House Special Cream.
[M] No. You're reading the label! [Soo, M] It's down here, Simon.
[Si] Ohhhhhh!!!!!! There you go!
[Si] I got the thirty percent less ice, cold one.
[Soo] Huh? [M] Ok Simon, it actually says-
[Si] I have the TopiKopi. [M] TopiKopi?
[Si] So the toffee coffee.
(Sings the rhythm of Laffy Taffy) [M] Toffee Coffe. [Si] Toffee Coffee. [M] The toffee coffee.
[Si] What do you have? [Soo] I got the winter melon milk tea.
This is what we are... [M] all afraid of.
[Si] None of us wants to drink that one.
[L] It's listed on the best sellers, but I don't know. [S] Yeah.
[M] Yeah, I got the House Special Green Tea. [Si] Ok. [M] And what did you get?
[L] I got the classic black tea (Black milk tea with pearl).
[Si] That is the best one, we all want that one. [M] That's what everyone wants right now.
[Si] So there's...
[M] There's no way to decide. [Si] Kai Bai Bo. We gotta figure out who's gonna drink what.
[M] Ok, so- [Si] The winner gets first choice. [M] Winner gets first choice.
[L] Oh, god. [M] Second gets second choice and so on, and so forth. [Si] Loser gets last choice.
[L] Loser gets Winter Melon.
[All] Kai bai bo. (1st Martina) Bo, bo, boom! Oh!
Kai bai bo! Kai bai bo! Boooo! (Simon swears because he's last, bleep)
Kai bai bo! Kai bai bo! (SooZee is 2nd, Intern Leigh is 3rd)
[Si] So, do I actually get last choice? [Soo] Yeah! [M] Yeah! Last choice.
[Si] Noo!! Noooooo!!!!
[M] I am the first place winner. [Si] Do I actually fit in here? I'm not sure.
[M] First place winner. [Simon and Soozee] Ok.
[M] And second, third. [Si] And I'm last.
[All the girls] Loser. [Si] Ok, first place, what do you choose?
[M] Ok, I'm actually going to choose...
[Si] The Winter Melon? [M] No, I'm not going to choose the Winter Melon! Crazy talk! (Leigh laughs)
[M] I'm gonna take House Green Tea.
[L] Noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! (Martina evil laughs)
[Si] Second place, Soozee, what are you picking?
[Si] Do you want the Winter Melon one? [Soo] Thank you, thank you. I think that one is going to stink.
[L] I'm gonna to stay with the classic. [Martina and Soozee laugh]
[Si] Oh, boy! [M] It's going to be the best! [Si] The Winter Melon.
(Sexy Food Music)
(Sexy Food Music) (House Special Green Tea)
(Sexy Food Music) (Black Milk Tea with Pearl)
(Sexy Food Music) (Toffee Coffee)
(Sexy Food Music) (Winter Melon Milk Tea)
(Record scratches) (Martina laughs)
[Si] So, I got the Winter Melon Milk Tea with the white jelly, and boy, am I not happy to have this one.
You might like this. It tastes like milk after you finish eating cereal,
and you like want to drink the milk after having sugary cereal. So, that's what it tastes like.
I didn't get it thirty percent sweet. I got it full sweetness,
but then I got these... horrendous jellies. Hold on, let me show you.
[Si] Phlugh. I got these things right here,
which aren't as good as the tapioca jellies there:
they're really hard. It just tastes like... melted plastic,
and I can't even squish it with my fingers. How am I supposed to squish it with my mouth?
Unnghhh. Look at that, it's not good. Don't get the white jelly. (Crash, girl screams)
If you like cereal milk, then this is for you.
If you like disgusting plastic, then this also is for you.
[M] Ok, I have to. [Si] You gotta try some.
[M] I have to try this. I don't believe my husband.
[Si] Ok, go for it. [M] Ok.
[Si] Isn't it bad?
(Dun, dun dunah) ("Not Bad" You Say?!?)
[M] Ok. [Si] Ok, it's cereal milk. [M] Ok, it's not that bad, but-
[Si] It's cereal milk. [M] But, the jelly, it's really just-
(Sounds of gunfire) [Si] Eat your jellies... like a man.
[M] There are so many...
[Si] Why would anybody like the white jellies?
(More sounds of shots fired.) [Si] Stop spitting them out on camera.
[Si] That's, don't- [M] Noo!!! [Si] Deh deh.
Deh deh deh deh. [M] Nooooo!!!!!
[SI] Neee. Haha. [M] Nooo!!!!
[Si] Hungh. [M] Oh.
(Toffee Coffee)
[Soo] I got the TopiKopi, and actually there is an instruction here.
(House cream instructions: 1. Taste the cream on top) Ok, it says to open the bottle and taste. There's like a crème here.
[L] Did you just take a shot of straight cream? (Simon, Leigh, and Martina laugh)
[Soo] It says so, I'm going to try it.
(It tastes like cream) That's cream. It says also...
(2. Mix into drink) You have to mix the cream with all of it. So, I'm mixing it all up. (3. Taste again!)
[M] SooZee's got the model hair today.
(Wind chimes)
[Soo] It's like caramel-ish, and it's like latte, like uh, café latte.
but a little bit with like sweet, so it's like vanilla with you know vanilla taste in it.
But, it's like, just like coffee where it's just with the pearls, it gives it more texture.
Who doesn't like a green tea, or oolong tea, or any other tea taste?
I think whoever likes coffee better than tea, I would recommend it.
It's just wonderful.
(House Special Green Tea)
[M] I'm kind of weirded out because I got the green tea one,
and it also has the cream on it, but I don't think it's the same as SooZee's.
It looks like a different color so I am gonna to try it according to instructions. Ok, let's see.
Um, that tastes like cream cheese. (Kid saying what?)
That tastes like cream cheese on my green tea.
It's really good, but- [Si] Ok, since mine is terrible, let me try the green juice.
It's got green powder on it. [M] Right?
[Si] That's just cream cheese. [M] Ok, get out.
I don't know if cream cheese and green tea are going to go well together. I'm feeling like a little concerned here.
[L] It's my favorite. [M] Is it your favorite?
[L] It is. It'll work out well in the end, I promise. [M] Ok.
[M] The cream won't mix. I don't know what to do.
[L] You gotta swirl it, SooZee style, like SooZee.
[M] Like, like this? [L] Yes. [Si] Swirl it, yeah.
[M] There is a technique, apparently.
Ok, here I go.
Pretty strong green tea taste, but, actually it's really freakin' good.
[L] I know, right? [M] It's really good. [L] Hmmm.
[M] Ok, well, the black milk one is sweeter, but this has more of that bitter, green vegetable taste,
so if you don't like green tea, you're not going to like this.
[Si] Bitter, green vegetable taste? Is that how you're really selling it?
[M] It's got that bitter- [Si] It has that bitter, green- [Both] vegetable taste.
[M] What do you mean? [S] Which reminds you of your childhood when your parents hated you,
and didn't want you to leave and get any dessert. (© Eat Your Kimchi 2013)
[M] Now, how are you supposed to describe green tea any other way except for it's leafy.
[L] It is, it's grassy. It's grassy. [M] It's grassy, yeah.
[L] Like in a good way. [M] So, if you like grassy green tea...
And the cream is starting to mix in now, and now it's starting to taste like a creamy, grassy drink.
(Creamy grassy) (So delicious) Oh!!!!
[M] Simon, you're not going to like this.
[Si] I gotta, well, people gotta know the truth.
That also was gross.
(Black Milk Tea with Pearl)
[L] I am holding in my hand a cup filled with elven magic and glory. (Elven is the adjective of elf)
It is the delicious House Black Tea, and I'm super excited about it
because it's the best thing on the menu
except for maybe the House Special Green Tea. (Not that I'm bitter)
Yep. Pretty much just as awesome as I expected. [M] This is unfair.
(*Evil Cackle) It's just regular milk tea, but um, I got this thirty percent sweet,
so, it's not as sweet as the regular regular kind, which is better because you taste the tea more.
And just regular black pearls, but they are so soft and just...
Yeah, I chose wisely.
[Si] Didn't you have like third choice and you still ended up with that somehow?
[M] That's because I took the House Special Green Tea from her.
(Justice) [M] The last thing we should mention that we didn't talk about before
is that it's not like you just go in there, and you just pick something on the menu and you're like ungh.
They have a lot of options for customization, right? So you've got to pick your size.
[L] And pick toppings so that you can get the white pearls or regular black pearls, and they have jelly.
[M] Yeah, like herbal jelly. Don't. [All] Don't. Do not. [L] Bad idea.
[S] Only get the black pearls, those are the only good ones. [M] At least in our opinion. [S] Yeah.
[M] And then, you pick your ice level.
[Si] 50 percent or 100 percent ice. [L] Or not at all.
[M] But, we tried the zero percent ice, and we found that our tea was like lukewarm, so it's kind of like-
[Si] Not very enjoyable. [M] Nah, it wasn't very good, and then there's the sugar level.
[L] Right. Sweetness. So you can do 0 percent... [All chime in] 30 percent, 50 percent, 70 percent, and 100 percent.
[M] Yeah so... [Si] We always go for 30 percent.
[M] Yeah, we've tried it without sugar, and it was like okay, but it was just overwhelming tea. It's kind of like,
I'm just gonna go home and make tea by my own.
By my own. (It's on my own or by myself, Martina) (Simon is sarcastic) Well done.
[L] You speak of the English! (Also wrong)
[Martina and SooZee] Nooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
[M] Ok, final consensus, everyone. What is your favorite tea?
[Si] Favorite one. [Soo] Mine. [M] Yours is your favorite? [Si] Ok, SooZee likes hers.
[Soo] Like, I really prefer coffee, that's because that's just me. I have a preference of coffee more than tea,
so I just choose mine. [M] And SooZee's was really good, but it is like, I like tea and coffee.
I still gotta go for black milk tea because it's like, I dream about it every day along with choco curry.
The two of them go hand in hand. [Si] I'm definitely going for that one right there.
(Not that I'm bitter) [M] I think Leigh's is like first, second, and then like third.
This is like dead last, would you say? [M] Yeah. It's just like sugar milk.
[L] Yeah. If it was less sweet, I could get behind it in some way. [M] Simon's hasn't even moved.
We all like... I'm trying hard not to (finish it so you guys can see it) [Si] Everyone drank half of theirs.
It's like ooooh, let me fill more, and I'm like, please make this stop. (Delicious) (Delicious) (Not delicious)
[S] So, that's it for this week's Food Adventure Program for Awesome People,
this was more like the Sucky Adventure Program for People that cheat at Kai Bai Bo.
I'm out of this, yo! Peace!
[M] Poor, grumpy Simon. (Sings) Simon is a loser.
Simon is a loser.
(Dun)
Deh, deh!!!!!!!!
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