Can you guys please roast me in six words or less in the comments section below?
I need a bunch of fake comments from my next video but I'm too iconic to get any real ones.
And, uh... you kind of went off... A lot.
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Little did they know that I needed these comments for a very specific reason.
So, uh... using this comment as an example of how to create art brushes in Photoshop,
We're just gonna take the comment, invert the colors, and delete the background. then from here?
It's just edit, define brush preset, and bam, our first brush. "Your art looks photoshopped."
[Sighs like he's so done with this video idea already]
It's almost midnight. This is gonna be fun.
so for the background of this self-portrait, I think I'm just gonna go in with a few broad strokes of...
"Get demonetized"
Which is sort of the equivalent of losing my job...
Even though I'm still coming into work. Uh, yeah, let's not get demonetized.
So, for more background shade. We're gonna go in with a little bit of
"Tbh, your art is kind of ugly"
Which, um... How?
I'm literally painting myself right now; there's no way that this would turn out anything but stunning.
So I think this is an okay background for now. So let's go ahead and block in my face with...
"Smooth-faced forty-year-old."
So random fact of the day,
I am not 40... and I'm not 14 either. Actually. I googled myself the other day-
I said the other day like I don't Google myself every day
But I saw that one of the suggestions, one of the things that people were searching for, was 'DeAngelo Wallace age'.
So, apparently people are wondering, so maybe you should just clear this up once and for all.
Alright, here's
*tap tap*
the family friendly
*tap tap*
tea.
I'm so sorry. I was born in 1998. I'm currently 20 years old. My birthday is August
29th (DeAngelo stop lying)
And I am... was born in Virginia Beach, Virginia and they grew up in, Texas
Where I still live to this day (complete lies)
And also my birth sign is Leo
So someone just put this information up on famous birthdays, that way I don't have to keep answering it every single video.
And when you make the famous birthdays post, use this picture. I like this picture.
Next, we're using "too lazy to be funny" and we'll follow that up with a bit of
"sarcasm isn't comedy", which I guess... could be considered true.
I mean, I know I for one have never laughed at anything sarcastic ever... in my entire life.
Then again, I ,for one, have never laughed at anything in my entire life, so I may not be the best judge.
Next we have "small channel, big ego."
I mean compared to someone like Draw with Jazza
I guess the amount of subs I have could be considered small, but that's just relative.
I think I have a pretty great group of people watching my videos, (I'm gonna cry) and as for my ego
I'm sure from an outside perspective. It could be seen as pretty large, but
Again, I think that's relative. I for one think I'm pretty great,
so the ego just... kind of matches. if anything, it might even be considered small.
Now this brush is called "this kid got his serious god complex."
First of all,
That's more than six words. Secondly, what about it?
It's not so much that I think I'm God. It's just that when God made me
He kind of snapped like he lowkey went off. He did that. I am it, Chief
(We admire your humbleness)
next let's do the mouth area with a bit of uh,
"You sound dead like your channel," which I think is pretty fitting, for a mouth.
Then we'll follow it up with, uh... "you're better at emotions than art."
Clever. "Too dead inside to entertain us."
But you're still watching, huh?
Please don't stop. I'm gonna detail the forehead a bit with... um...
"More add breaks than brain cells."
I mean, at least I have enough brain cells to know how to spell the word ad which is literally two letters.
"Sounds like he thinks
vaporwave
is popular."
Brie Larson: Is that like a personal attack or something?
"I thought you were an artist."
Uhh..
Me too, but apparently I am... "faker than digital art."
So... man, if only I could tell you how fake some of the [chortle] Youtubers in the art community are... especially me.
Next, let me block in the eye area with, uh... "ur art bad" and we have the classic
"M only 10 but you are art is bad."
That was a rollercoaster. "You aren't a real artist"
Well, it's kind of problematic because art is my only redeeming quality.
Here we have. "Do you even traditional art, bro?" a comment, which I am literally turning into digital art,
so... I think that sort of answers the question. "Why do you make videos?"
You know what I don't appreciate how existential this is getting, let's move on to some brushes that are, uh... less...
textured. "Siri has more emotions than u"
Yes, well, does Siri have likes?
Me neither. All I'm saying is, have you ever seen Siri and I in the same room at the same time?
"Bob Ross would call you an accident."
Bob Ross isn't my dad, silly.
Though I can see why you would think that.
"being self-aware isn't necessarily funny."
[DeAngelo Wallace intensifies]
I'm aware.
"You're honestly a human Squidward." (SquidAngelo)
You know, the more I think about this one the more sense it makes,
so I'm just going to choose... not to think about it
"You scare antivaxx parents."
Yeah, I don't really think my parents are afraid of me.
(Prepare for death)
[Hack]
[Cough]
[Deep breath]
I don't know what reason they would really have to be afraid.
"You definitely wear sandals with socks"
Hmm definitely don't. "I hope your sock gets wet." That's oddly specific.
"Your mustache looks like Michael Cera's." You're kind of late... I don't have a mustache anymore.
I kind of wish my bankaccount look like Michael Cera's though. "Mood lighting compensating for no emotions?"
You say that but your, uh... default profile picture matches my mood lighting, so...
Who's compensating for what?
"I don't remember subscribing to you." Hmm. Don't think about that too deeply
"who even is this guy? lol"
Okay, the funny thing is I actually get a pretty decent amount of
followers just from posting random out of context stuff on my community tab, and then people are like...
"What is this?"
And so they check my channel and then they subscribe, so... it's a conspiracy.
"too iconic or too irrelevant?" um at this stage of my life. I'm somewhere in the middle like if
iconic is right here, and irrelevant is right here, and I'm somewhere in the middle, but I'm just like way closer to...
iconic...
"Monotonous boring basically brain-dead"
We're supposed to be talking about me. Don't be one of those people that makes everything about yourself
Said the YouTuber
"Pretending that nihilistic dread is a personality trait doesn't make you funny.
I would risk your actual personality, but I was unable to find it."
Okay, first of all, that was a lot more than six words
Secondly, you don't really need a personality to become a Youtuber.
You probably do need to be able to count to six though, and uh which one of us can do that?
"Your voice is deeper than one of those edgy Tumblr posts." Well, you know, what's not that deep?
counting to six,
Considers yourself an art account. has more content about spilling tea and other Youtubers than actual art
An art channel talking about
Artists and things that happen in the art community?
It's just about as rare as a youtube commenter who can count to six because that's more than six words.
"When you talk you sound more depressed than an entire generation," you know, I don't really know what generation I'm a part of
I'm so old that everybody holds me responsible for all of my decisions,
but I'm so young that people invalidate all of my decisions because of my age...
so it's just like... moral of the story
I'd rather be 50 or maybe I'd rather be 6, you know
Since both numbers are higher than you can count. "You audience can't count." This has been
well-established.
"You're not worth 6 words." no u
"I love your channel"
angry face
Thank you... Probably.
and what better to use as my last brush then "looks like I wasted ten minutes"
(He's so done)
I feel like that's pretty fitting. And would you look at that? I have blocked my face in
using hate comments as Photoshop brushes.
Okay, so I'm going to finish the rest of this
um..
I'll actually remember to record it this time.
Anyway, that's quite enough cyberbullying for one day.... My ego is just...
more inflated than ever, actually.
if anything this has just shown me what I already knew; that I am, in fact, the greatest Youtuber on the platform,
and that my subscribers are the wittiest, funniest, and... not necessarily the nicest.
So, pretty much they're exactly like me, a.k.a. the only kind of people I can tolerate in my life.
Basically, I've learned nothing, but I did make this self portrait, so there is that.
Anyway looks like I've gotten ten minutes of content out of this
So leave a like tell me what you think is (what is he even saying here) and thank you for watching
and big thank you to my one hundred and ten thousand subscribers.
Okay. Bye
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