September was one of the most highly anticipated
months of the year.
The yanks were gonna show the world
what they’re hiding in Area 51.
There we go!
One guy.
One guy storming the top-secret facility.
This is the worst Facebook event turnout
ever.
At least this legend remembered to wear protection
in case he run into an alien.
Fuck yes, Tin Foil Hat Guy,
fuck yes.
I reckon the event needs to happen again,
but this time Boston Dynamics needs to bring Atlas.
If anyone can infiltrate Area 51,
it’s this fair dinkum sophisticated sexy beast.
Remember when he used to get bullied
by a wanker with a hockey stick.
Try that shit now.
Bloody try it now and see what happens.
KSI and Logan Paul are doing another collab.
Here they are saying “I’m gonna breathe on you.”
“you wanna breathe on me?
I’ll breathe on you.”
“I’ll fucken breathe on you.”
“I’m doing it right now.
I’m breathing all over you.”
“Now I’m blowing on you.”
“I’m blowing on you too.”
“I’m gonna blow all over ya face!”
This happened in August, but screw it,
the Dropkick Murphy’s win my top blokes
of September award.
(Singing "I'm shipping up to Boston").
Here’s one of the greatest cosplay efforts I’ve ever seen.
I hope this guy just rocks up to the pub like this.
I would definitely buy him a beer.
The FIFA was on again,
no FEMA,
no the FI... th the FIB...
the FIBA BBB.
The basketball tournament thingy.
I dunno what it's called.
I wasn't watching.
I wasn’t paying attention.
Oh there’s a dog with eyebrows.
HAHAHA HAHA look at that.
HA HA.
It’s bloody yawning.
AH HAHA.
It’s gonna post with the caption “feelin cute,
might delete later” Oh, they’re gone.
No, they’re back.
Ha ha, oh fantastic.
Oh that’s right,
we’re living in the age of a climate catastrophe.
Don’t let the dog with eyebrows
or the basketball tournament distract you from that.
Nah, seriously, I appreciate Greta’s speech
and the heavy metal remix.
(Heavy metal remix: ♪ How dare you ♪)
♪ \m/ ♪
\m/ ♪ You have stolen my dreams ♪ \m/
\m/ ♪ my childhood ♪ \m/
\m/ ♪ with your empty words ♪ \m/
I think Jaime’s Jungle on Instagram
believes he can stop climate change
entering his house.
He’s like, “nah, fuck ya.
I’m gonna buy up all the plants in the world and
put ‘em in my living room.
Create my own oxygen and air and stable weather.
Yep. This is fullproof.”
There’s a hairy bush.
Why’s it on the wall?
Why is this dickhead touching it!
Aw it’s not a bush.
It’s a big bloody pack of spiders.
Look at ‘em.
They were having a spider orgy in broad daylight.
The human has showed up uninvited.
Everyone’s pissed and the mood is ruined.
Why must we destroy everything.
Well done to the Richmond Tigers for winning
the Australian Rules Football grand final.
It was quite the belting.
I would feel bad for GWS, but...
at the end of the day, it’s GWS.
Who gives a shit.
This kid is smoking a cigarette at the soccer.
This is disgusting.
I’m disgusted!
Oh, it’s fiction.
It’s a 36-year-old guy.
Good on him.
Who knew cigarettes were the key
to maintaining a youthful appearance?
Winfield should use him in a commercial.
Here’s the latest influencer online that I love to follow.
She’s also in Mexico,
like Yanet Garcia.
The food she cooks makes me fucken hot.
You can taste the flavours through ya screen.
It’s delicious.
There’s a shot of her garden and lifestyle.
Her content is like Primitive Technology
meets fucken Gordon Ramsay.
Overall, September was a bit of a rollercoaster.
OH he caught a phone!
Finders keepers,
especially in this instance,
maybe it’s an iPhone 11 Pro.
Well done, mate.
Well done.