• From trying to sell the family dog to forcing siblings to make out with each other,
the Planet Dolan crew re-enact some of the best true stories from our subreddit about
the worst things a babysitter has ever done.
I’m Nixxiom and today I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by The_Cloud_Person Pringle
When Pringle was little, he hated his babysitter.
She hated it when a child of any age cried… and Pringle had a baby sister.
One time, when his baby sister cried, the babysitter yelled at her to shut up or she
would have to go to her room.
But his baby sister continued to cry, so the babysitter dragged her to her room by one
arm.
She also hated it when she had to change diapers, and she barely even fed Pringle or his sister.
The only time she would feed them was if there were leftovers.
She also made them take naps and, if they didn’t sleep, she would give Pringle and
his sister spankings that wouldn’t leave behind any marks.
The babysitter even told Pringle that if he ever said anything to his parents, they wouldn’t
believe him and punish him harshly for lying to them – something Dolan believed since
he was a gullible kid.
It all came to an end when Pringle’s dad came home while the babysitter was screaming
and threatening Pringle and his sister with spankings for not sleeping.
She was fired on the spot, and Pringle never saw her again.
Number 9 was submitted by Firedragon_X Grgak Grgak’s mom had to leave for two months
when he was 14, so she hired a babysitter who brought her fat daughter.
The babysitter was the worst – she never helped with homework, and never fed him or
the dog, which was a German Shepherd.
She even tried selling the dog for 15,000 dollars!
Though she wouldn’t feed Grgak or his dog, she always remembered to feed her daughter.
She never even let Grgak call his mom.
After a month his best friend, MKyleM, and his mom noticed how malnourished he was, so
they invited him and his dog to sleep at their house.
That is when MKyleM’s mom called Grgak’s mom to come home, which she immediately did.
When the babysitter asked for her payment, Grgak’s mom responded by suing her for 50,000
dollars.
Grgak lost 40 pounds during that time.
Number 8 was submitted by Teh_Evil_Pickle Danger Dolan
When Dolan was 4, his dad hired a really young babysitter.
A couple minutes after his parents left, the babysitter walked in and screamed, “Get
in your rooms or else!”
Dolan and his brother, Zaraganba, immediately went to their rooms.
An hour later, Dolan got bored and went downstairs on a spy mission – where he saw his babysitter
butt-naked on the couch, drinking a beer.
He ran upstairs and said, “The babysitter is drinking apple juice and is naked!”
Zaraganba was shocked and started laughing, until the babysitter yelled, “I need one
of you boys now!”
Dolan hid under Zaraganba’s bed, watching as the babysitter came into the room and grabbed
his brother.
Fifteen seconds later, Dolan went downstairs and saw the babysitter shoving Zaraganba’s
head into her cleavage!
She kept saying, “Drink beer, or more boobies!”
Zaraganba muffled, “I’ll never drink a drop of beer!”
Dolan ran to the babysitter and punched her in the face, then grabbed Zaraganba and ran
upstairs to hide under the bed.
The babysitter came in, grabbed Dolan by the leg, and yanked him out from under the bed.
She licked his ear, then whispered, “I’ll love you forever.”
When their parents came home, they immediately called the police.
The babysitter was arrested, and their parents never hired a babysitter again.
Number 7 was submitted by Branden166 SaltySquid
When SaltySquid was 7, he came home from school one day and found that his mom, brother, and
sister weren’t there.
Just then he began to hear noises in the basement and got scared.
He grabbed an airsoft gun and went downstairs.
As soon as he got to the last step… his babysitter, brother, and sister jumped out
and scared him.
Startled, SaltySquid shot his babysitter, who got furious.
While screaming at him, the babysitter grabbed him by the ear and dragged him upstairs.
She took his airsoft gun and shot him with it.
His brother and sister told her to stop, and she did but said, “You two are right.
I should stop with the airsoft gun.
I have a better idea.”
That was when she gave SaltySquid a water bottle and told him to drink some.
He did, but then his babysitter grabbed his nose and squeezed more water down his throat.
He couldn’t breathe, and she took away the water bottle.
When she did, he threw up everywhere while his babysitter and sister laughed.
He grabbed a knife and yelled, “Get the fuck out!”
She said, “I wouldn’t do that if I were you,” then tackled him.
As she grabbed the knife and threw it across the room, his mom came home.
The babysitter began to fake cry and lied by saying SaltySquid attacked her with a knife
and that she was restraining him.
His mom wasn’t buying it, and took the babysitter outside to yell at her.
His mom told her to never talk to her kids and step foot on their property again.
SaltySquid later learned that she was arrested and served six years in jail.
Number 6 was submitted by Original_Name89129 Mimi
During summer break, when Mimi was 5, her mom asked a lady who lived across the street
from them to babysit like she usually did.
The lady came over, but sat on the couch and began to drink a bottle of wine until she
got drunk… something she would normally do.
That time, Mimi asked her to stop drinking, but the lady smashed the bottle on the floor
and said, “Okay, I will you whore.”
She then proceeded to poop on the floor.
Mimi was so disgusted that she was about to throw up when she heard glass shattering next
to her.
It turned out that the lady got mad at Mimi because there was poop on the floor and had
started throwing bottles at her.
Luckily, her mom came home and pepper-sprayed the babysitter, then grabbed Mimi and took
her outside where she called the cops.
Number 5 was submitted by Banjo12829 Cidius
The worst babysitter Cid ever had was his brother who was super strict.
One time, when Cid was 5, his brother asked him to play a game he made up.
Although Cid was excited, his excitement faded when his brother pulled out a hammer and said
that the game was called, “Hammer Toes.”
They started playing, and Cid got scared and pulled a sheet over his head.
When his brother swung the hammer, it hit him on the nose, breaking it.
Number 4 was submitted by Victuri_is_real Hellbent
One day, Hellbent and his brother were watching anime when their babysitter came over.
She brought over some cosplays of the anime characters from Yaoi and made Hellbent and
his brother put them on.
Then, she forced them to make out in front of her!
When their mother came home, Hellbent and his brother told her what happened… but
she didn’t believe them.
The next day, their babysitter came back and forced them to wear the cosplays and make
out again.
This time, their mother came home and saw what was going on.
She yelled at their babysitter and fired her.
Hellbent and his brother ended up burning the cosplays.
Number 3 was submitted by RedWolfy94 Andiemations
When she was 9, Andie and her 2-year-old sister were left in a neighbour’s apartment while
their mom and grandma ran some errands.
The babysitter sat Andie in front of the TV, where she watched a magic show.
Andie was engulfed in the show when the babysitter told her something and, even though she didn’t
know what the babysitter had said, nodded and agreed with her.
She continued to watch the magic show as the babysitter went into the other room.
About an hour or so later, Andie’s mom burst through the door, pissed.
Apparently, Andie’s 2-year-old sister had crawled out the open door, up the stairs,
and down the driveway!
Her mom and grandma ended up finding her crawling in the middle of the road.
It turned out that the babysitter told Andie to watch her sister.
She even tried to blame Andie for what had happened.
The woman was responsible for watching them yet left the door open and ignored them.
Andie’s mom never left her and her sister with the woman ever again.
Number 2 was submitted by EnclaveSergeant Sweetcommando
The worst babysitter Sweetcommando ever had was a teenage girl his parents always left
him with whenever they went out.
Whenever she watched him, she made him massage her feet and file her nails.
She also made him watch very boring TV shows, then lock him in a dark closet for hours.
Then, about half an hour before his parents were due home, the babysitter would let Sweetcommando
out.
One day, he passed out from fear and didn’t wake up until a few hours later.
After that, his parents fired her and got Sweetcommando
a new babysitter, who was much nicer.
Number 1 – What was the worst thing a babysitter ever did to me?