*Retarded64 intro*
Mario:Mama-f***er!
Me: Every Time Man. /:(
One beautiful day here in Peach's Castle again. Boring!...
*snore*
Mario:Ah, ravioli.
*snore*
Mario:Ah, boobies.
Me: it's That Private Mario?!
(A random shooting star is falling) Me: It's Looks Like a SMASH ball.
Mario:Ah, spaghetti.
*CRASH* WAAAAAaaaaa
Mario:*muffled "oof"*
Mario:MAMAF**ER
Mario:What in the fuck was that?
RG:It's a Smash Ball!
TSE: So THAT was the hidden figure :D
*TOUCH* OMG MARIO?!
*Starman*
Mario: Not Sponserd by Yahoo! Powered
Mario:Wahoo!
Mario:Yeah! *Final Smash*
Mario:WOA
Toad: Too bad that didn't kill me... "Skodwarde!"
Mario: THAT'S A SPICY MEAT-A-BALL!
Mario:YIPPEE!
*Mario Gibberish*
Mario:Hm?
Mario:Oh SHIT.
Master Hand SSB: *evil laughs*
OH NOES IT'S MASTER HAND HE'S APPROACHING MARIO! RUN!
Me: What Do You Think, Mario? KILL HIM! Or Run For Your Lifes! Your Choice.
Mario: No!
Mario: BIATCH
Master Hand:* Angry Grunts*
Mario: Oh Noooo!
Mario: That's No!
Mario: *grunts*
Mario: Oh you mom mommy *devolves into more gibberish*
Master Hand: This is not negotiable--
*Screw You, Master Hand! You Can Suck My Dick! Or Run Over By a School Bus!"
Master Hand: OH! x50 Mario, How Dare Insult Me! That's it! Time to DIE! You are Grounded!
(I just noticed MH is shooting gold bullet bills)
Mario: YA-HA-HA
Mario: AAAAHHH!
Master Hand: Uh-uhh!
*Master Hand evil laughs*
*Snap #1*
Mario: Ooooh
Mario: Very scary.
Master Hand: >:(
Luigi: Mario!
Luigi: WAAAH!
*Metal Gear found SFX*
*even moar evil laughs* Me: It's More! Not MOAR!
*Snap #2*
*Smash!Luigi Activate*
Smash!Luigi: YOU CAN GO TO HELL MARIO! YOU ARE SO GROUNDED!
Smash!Luigi: Kaaaaaaameeeeee...
Mario: Luigi! HECK No! Smash!Luigi: haaaaaaaameeeeeeee
HAAAAAAAAAA (Misfire)
Mario: Whoa-oh!
*CRASH* Nelson: HA! HA!
Master Hand: (Regreting)
Mario: RUN BITCH
Mario: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
Mario: Priiiincess! Hahahahahahahaaa!
Mario: Hey stinky!
*Smash!Peach Activate* Peach: Mario! Time to DIE!
Mario: Aaaaah! No!
Mario: Mamma mia!
Radar Overseer Scotty: Smash Ball is Currently recharging. Please wait a bit longer.
Mario: NOOOOOO
*Smash!Peach's butt Kick*
SLOWMOTION MODE ON
ENJOY THE SEXINESS
SLOWMOTION MODE: OFF
Mario: Waaaaaaaaooooooh!
Mario: Take-a dat!
Hee hee!
(The Vegie Turn-Back-With-Cape attack was blocked)
Smash!Toad: WHAT AM IIIIIIIII?!?! Me: IDK
(An annoying counter, that's what.)
*Smash!Bowser Activated*
Mario: Oh shit!
Mario: Hahahahahahahaaaaa!!!
Mario: Take-a-Thesse!
Mario: Aaahhhh!
Toad: Oh my F**king...
(MARIO WON THE BATTLE) CONGRATLATIONS MARIO!
Master Hand: GRRRRRRRRAH!! >x0!
Mario: Hey, how 'bout another game that we--
Mario: OHHHH OHOHOHOOO!!! "Master Hand Use Thunderbolt!"
"It's Super Effective!" Me: No More Pokemon!"
Mario: What-a you doin'?! What's-a goin' on here?!
Mario: Hahahahahahahaaaaa!!! You are in the Subspace emissouri!
(2 hidden figures are behind) FOX & FALCO!
Mario: Uh-oh.
Smash!Fox McCloud: You are worth the trouble! Mario: Ahhh!
Gunshots.
Mario: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Smash!Falco Lombrardi: Personally, I prefer the AIR!
FIRE!
FIRE! (repeats) FIIIIIIIRRRREEEEEE!!
RG:WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!? TSE: O_O Me: This is so Crazy!
(Grunting noises..)
Smash!Captain Falcon: Show me your boobs! Me: NO! You Pervert!
Smash!Captain Falcon: Yes! (repeating)
Mario: Mamma miaaaaaaa!
Mario: YOOOLOOOOOOOO
*Falco screaming*
(It wasn't very effective) MORE POKEMON!
Mario: Hoohoohoohooaiaiaiai!!!
Mario: Aaaahhh! Aaaahhh!
Smash!Kirby: Haaaaaaaiiiiiiii!
Mario: Owowowowowowowowow
Smash!Kirby: I'm... HUNGRY!!! Me: What Are You Hungry For, Kirby.
Smash!Kirby: GET IN MAH BELLEH!
Mario: Hahahahahaha
*Captain Falcon yelling*
Mario: Waaaaaooooohhh
Captain Falcon: Yes!
Mario: Noooooooooo! Me: Your in Kirby's Mouth. Dumbass!
Captain Falcon: Come on! Come on!
FALCON
PUNCH!
Kirby: Oh Noes! EW! EWWWW!
*Kirby Barfs*
Mario: Maaamaaa! Hoo-ha-hoo wow wow
Kirby: I ATE A BABY!
*Ness and Lucas groaning*
Mario: Are you okay?
Master Hand: Surprise mothafucka!
*Smash!Ness,Lucas Activated*
Smash!Ness: PK thunder!
Smash!Lucas: PK fire!
Mario: Aaaahhhh!
Smash!Dedede: BIG GAY DANCE!
GET RICKROLLED BITCH
Mario: Yeah! Ha ha haaa!
SWEET RAVE PARTY!!
Capt. Falcon: YES Master Hand: >:0
SMG4: No...
*evil grunting*
Mario: WAAHHH!
Mario: No! "ONETT!"
Mario: Mama mia...
(Master Hand is SaltBae confirmed)
Smash!Pikachu, Jigglypuff, Squirtle, Ivysaur & Charizard Activate!
Metrosexual Red (SMOSH): LET'S BATTLE!
Mario: Come on! *gibberish*
Red: Pikachu, use, uh, Thunderbolt...
Smash!Pikachu: Pika pik!
Smash!Pikachu: PIKACHUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
*dead as a Thanksgiving Turkey*
Mario: MAH NIGGA YOU JUST GOT ROASTED (YEAH!)
Red: Oh come on!
Red: *TF2 Heavy voice* Go!
It's doing it's taunt. Let the Jiggltpuff do it.
Red: Aaaaaaghhh...
Red: Go Charizard! Squirtle! Ivysaur!
Ivysaur: Ivysaur! Ivy Saur!
*Charizard roars* (Bowser ripoff)
Red: (angry gibberish)
Red: F**k this.
*TF2 Heavy scream*
*Record Scratch*
Red: Ah, piss.
Mario: *Girly Scream*
Mario: Aaaahhh!
Mario: Mama-f***er!
Mario: Jamaica me cuckoo crazy!
Scotty: SMASH BALL STILL CHARGING. GROW SOME PATIENCE, ASSHOLE.
Mario: No!
Master Hand: What up, beeyotch?
(lol Rent-a-Fighter)
*Smash!LinK screaming* (BEYBLADE)
Mario: Whaaahhh!
(rejected)
Smash!Link Screams again* (BEYBLADE)
Mario: Ahhh! Oh no!
Smash!Samus: IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZAR
Mario: Aaahhh! Aaahhh!
*smart move fatass* Prof. Rock: Uh, Samus "Yes." She Screwed. Ciao!
BOOM
(rip spammuss)
Mario: Yippee! Ha ha ha--
*sword unsheathed*
Mario: Woah! Oh no!
not Smash!Ike: I fight for my friends.
Mario: Wooooaaaaaaahhhhh...
Ike: Hmmm... YES! I LOVE YOU MARIO!
FRIENDS!!
I GOT FRIENDS!
MASTER HAND IS CRAZY PISSED!!! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
(1v1 me in final frustration aka melee final destination with fox no items)
*more gibberish*
???: SILENCE!
Mario: Wahh!
*Music Starts with the fucking help of little shop of horrors*
Evil Smash!Ganon: ♪ Better wait a minute ♪
♪ You better hold the phone ♪
♪ Better mind yo' manners ♪
♪ Better change your tone ♪
♪ Don't you threaten ME son ♪
♪ We're gonna do things MY way! ♪
♪ OR WE WON'T DO THINGS AT ALLLLL ♪ SMASH!OLIMAR & SMASH!MR GAME & WATCH
♪ You don't know what you're messing with! ♪ *Mario screams*
♪ You got no idea! ♪
Mario: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
♪ You don't know what you're up against! ♪
♪ No no way no how! ♪
♪ You don't know what you're messin' with! ♪
♪ But I'm gonna tell ya nooowwwww ♪
*Olimar and Mr. Game and Watch vocalizing*
♪ Watch me now ♪
*mario panics* ♪ I'm just a mean green motha... ♪
♪ from outer space ♪
♪ And I'm bad ♪
SWAG ON 'EM
♪ I'm just a mean green motha... ♪
♪ A real disgrace ♪
♪ And you got me fighting mad ♪
♪ I'm just a mean green motha... ♪
♪ from outer space ♪
♪ Gon' trash yo ass ♪
♪ Gonna rock this place! ♪
♪ I'M MEAN AND GREEN ♪
Mario: mama mia! ♪ I'M MEAN AND GREEN ♪
*rip game and watch and olimar* ♪ And I...am...BAD! ♪
Me: I Call You MASTER BUTT! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Master Hand: GRAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
(But wait, isn't hurting slowly the definition of torture?) Mhand: How Dare You Insult My Name! Now I'm Angry Pissed!
Ganondorf: Wow, what an asshole.
(WOMBO COMBO MONTAGE) and Mario starts getting raped bitch style!
GET RAPED, BOI!
*Mario panting*
Master Hand: Give Me The Smash Ball Right Now! Or Your Roast Toast!
Mario: Ohhh ohh ohh...
*SM64 START RACE JINGLE*
Scotty: RECHARGING COMPLETED. SMASH THOSE MOTHERF**KERS.
Mario: Okey-dokey.
*Ganondorf laughing*
*Ganondorf laughing* Mario: woah! nooo!
*random grunting*
*evil chuckling*
(HOLY SHIT IT'S DARK BEAST GANON!!)
Mario: Oh, shit!
Robotnik: PIIINNNGGAAASSSSS!!
*mgs sfx*
Master Hand: Oh wait wait wait! NO!
Master Hand: F**K YOU EVERYBODY!! GOOD NIGHT & GODSPEED TO YOU ALL!!
K.O!
Melee Announcer: THIS GAME'S WINNER IS...
MARIO!
Mario: I won!
Mario: YES! I'm the winner!
BRUH
Mario: Oh yeah! Mario number one!
(HORY SHITTU IT'S SANDBAG!!!!)
[Outro Music]
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