>> In February Congress passed a spending bill
giving 75 million dollars to an abstinence education program
is abstinence is pulling a Mel Gibson and making a comeback.
>> No one asked for. He still hates Jews.
You don't go through a Jew hating phase.
It's anti-Semitism not frosted tips.
>> The abstinence push comes after Trumps slashed Obama
era sex ed program that included learning
about disease prevention
and healthy relationships
Between bringing back abstinence only education
and trying to defund Planned Parenthood.
It seems like the Republicans
are actively working to get teenagers pregnant.
Maybe some Republicans more than others.
>> With more on this administration's
push for abstinence education.
Please welcome someone who is an expert
in not losing her virginity in high school.
One of our writers, Subhah Agoroll. Hi Subhah.
>> Hello, Thanks Jim. As you know I'm an Indian woman.
>> Wait wait wait wait wait. Sorry You're Indian?
Yes, JIm. We've worked together for over a year.
My name is Subhah Agerwel. >I thought that was Mexican.
>> Good for you. Indian I'll write that down. Carry on.
>>I come from a culture that traditionally believes
in arranged marriage and abstinence
and that had nothing to do with me
not losing my virginity in high school.
What stopped me was body odor and a mustache.
Abstinence doesn't work. And the research agrees with me.
Under George Bush when abstinence programs
were everywhere the teen pregnancy rate
was forty one births per 1000 girls.
And after Obama's comprehensive sex ed plan
the average dropped to 23 births per 1000
a reduction of almost half.
Abstinence only education
doesn't stop teens from having sex.
It just shames them and makes them afraid
to ask questions which sucks
because sex is the best time for questions.
>> Like hey is that the right hole?
>> Do these condoms break or are these the best condoms ever?
Where is this relationship going
and why wasn't I invited to Thanksgiving again Ryan?
>> The best time for questions Jim.
it sounds like these programs are almost worse than no sex.
>> ed at all. >> Yes that's because they teach
what's called sexual risk avoidance education.
It tells kids to avoid sex the same way
Antismoking programs teach kids to avoid cigarettes.
We all know well that works.
It does.
No Jim I'm being sarcastic.
Of course I forgot you're Indian.
>> Jim.
>> Sex is a normal human thing and telling kids it isn't.
>> It's just lying and I love lying to children.
It's really fun.
My niece spent a whole week
thinking Samuel Jackson invented the lightbulb .
>>He didn't. >>Yes Jim, very good.
But teenagers aren't fooled into believing that sex is only good
when it happens in the context of a marriage
because they have the internet
they know sex can happen in many ways.
Like when a man delivers pizza to a lady and she's out of cash
Or when the lady gets into the back of a fake taxi.
Or When a man is at his girlfriend's house
and her milf of a step mom burst in on them
and she's upset that her daughter is fucking
but she'd rather her be fucking under her roof than fucking
somewhere else and if they're going to be doing it
they should at least be doing it properly
so she gets down on all - >>We all have the internet.
We all have the internet Subhah.
But isn't there an argument that exposing kids to sex
and giving them condoms makes them more likely to have sex
>>No! Giving me a seat belt than encourage me to drive drunk
and smash into my exboyfriend Brian's garage.
Like teens and sex I'm gunna do that shit anyway.
>> So wait you're not with Rya anymore?
No. Look.
>> I don't totally disagree with abstinence.
It works for some people. That's great.
Sex isn't something to rush into but you can't lie to kids
and tell them sex is bad.
If you want them to wait you have to be honest tell them
that sex is good.
It's really good. It's like heroin good.
>> It's so good you'll make terrible life decisions.
Good sex will make you okay with paying a man's Sprint bill
until us D.J. career takes off. Too much good sex
and you'll start saying things like maybe
this isn't somebody else's hoop earring under his mattress
and he really was a pirate for Halloween.
>> I've bought women houses.
>> Exactly.
Sex can ruin your life.
So wait until you're absolutely ready
and when you do be safe and smart
and since your school won't teach you how I will.
>>Okay thank you! Subhah Awergol
She's had over seven sexual partners. Less than fifty.
>> Maybe.