- Buuuu-gles.
- Bugles. Bu-Bugles.
(funky music)
- What is bu-
- Bugles.
- Bugles!
- Like the instrument?
(John and Seán make bugle noise)
- Beautiful! - I don't know what they are,
but I thought it was beagles,
and I got very excited.
- We're gonna be eating beagles?
- Well, just playing with it.
(funky music)
- Oh, they look like horns!
Like a bugle!
Now I understand.
- I've seen these online,
and people do the witchy fingers.
- OMG.
- It's America's number one finger hat.
- It is not.
That's a huge claim.
- It just smells like Ready Salted.
- Oh, I like Ready Salted.
- I want to suck your blood! Ha ha ha ha ha!
- I'm not gonna lie.
I've seen better finger hats.
- How am I going to put this on my finger?
(Bugles crunch)
- These are great.
They kinda actually taste like dry cereal.
It's amazing.
- Plain flavor is my favorite flavor.
- Hmm.
No flavor is a flavor.
- They're very dry.
- Like your humor?
- Yes.
- It's just salt and cardboard.
- If I'm gonna eat crisps,
I want them to be an assault on my, on my taste buds.
- Can't believe they have to tell you
that these have been enlarged to show detail.
Don't sue Bugles because they don't look like this.
- That's how they getcha.
- Oh no.
- All you need now is a bit of dip.
'Cause that doesn't take away from the dip flavor.
You get the full flavor of the dip.
- You know what? You can play a little wizard game.
- Oh! Bláithín, I grant thee one wish.
I don't know.
- Death.
- Death? - The sweet release of death.
- Bring me some more horns.
(Paddy laughs)
(funky music)
- Ranch!
- I love ranch!
- The best thing about America is ranch.
- It's just the same.
It's the same thing.
- But it's blue!
- No, it's kinda like a little like witchy nail.
- Yeah! Ah, oh! Well.
(Bugle clatters)
- No.
Just, we'll just eat them.
- They're fine.
- Oh!
- What're you talking about?
- Like, the plain ones were lovely,
but now a bit of seasoning on these would be nice.
- I like they look like witches hats,
and that they're kind of cheesy and salty.
They're really salty.
I love them.
- Yeah, I can get on board with this now.
- Yeah. - If I was like on death row,
this would be my last meal. - Are you jo- like it's fine.
They're fine.
- They're still not bad.
- No, they're really snacky crisps.
They're like crunchy.
They're easy to pick at,
and like, the sensation of eating them is very nice.
- Will I put it on my nose?
Oh!
- Well now I'm the witch of the west!
- Oh my gosh!
- I kind of think
they're not taking themselves too seriously.
I like it.
- You doff your finger hat?
- I do.
(Seán laughs)
- I got the horn.
- That's the stuff.
You have the horn?
I also have the horn.
- We both have the horn for the horns.
- I have a horn for boogies.
What are they called?
- Bugles?
Boogies.
(funky music)
- Bold BBQ.
- Bold.
- You're bold, you little scamps.
- Still upset at the fact
that these are not horn shaped.
They are squashed.
- They're squashed.
It's like somebody sat on the horn.
Wait.
(Éadaoin and Paddy laugh)
(Bugles crunching)
- Mhm.
- I hate that.
It's remaining in my mouth,
and it's gross.
- Ah, it's amazing.
They're shaped like musical instruments.
- Okay.
- Music brings happiness, Bláithín.
(bag crinkles)
- Yeah, these are my favorite so far.
What do you think?
- I still like the first ones better.
- Really?
- They're a little bit spic-
There's a little bit of an edge to them.
- Bit of a twinge.
- No? Not for you?
- No, not for me.
Not for me.
Bring back the ranch.
It'll cool it down.
- They are, they are-
- She's gone for them. She keeps going for them.
You see! She loves them!
- I think they'll go nice with a beer now.
- It would, ah yeah actually.
- Nice good beer. Mm. - Just to wash it down.
- I remember now,
I wanted to blow through 'em.
(trumpet noises)
- Where are these from?
- Like, they're dry.
- Are they from, like, Narnia
'cause they're amazing.
- Bugles, we're coming for ya!
- Corn boy, bring me my packet.
(funky music)
- Cheese!
- Nacho cheese!
- I knew it! - This is not your cheese!
- There's nothing like a cheesy horn.
(Bugles crunching)
- There is nothing.
- There is nothing quite like a cheesy horn.
- Determined to get them to work.
- Yeah, just one.
- Uh.
- 'Cause we can do a puppet show,
and I know you guys are craving that.
- Absolutely grand.
Absolutely grand.
No, no issue.
- It's a stronger flavor.
- Yeah, it's cheese.
- Yeah.
- Problem is.
- They're not cheesy enough.
- They're not that cheesy.
- Not that cheesy.
- Also, they're making Dónal a drug addict,
but the drug is Bugles.
- I am so happy to be here, licking a horn with you.
(Bugle crunches)
- Ah, nothing better, huh?
(Paddy laughs)
- I want to bring these to the cinema.
They're so nice.
You don't know how nice-
- Not as a snack but as your date?
- Yeah! Like I feel like I owe them.
- Professor McGonagall.
- Oh, it's Professor McGonegall?
- Yeah.
Oh! Séan, I can see your Bugle from here.
Would you like me magic it away?
- That's my magic wand.
Oh no!
- Oh no, my hat. Okay, bye.
(John and Séan laugh)
- [Kelly] Are the nachos better than the BBQ flavor?
- Oh, I can't.
Don't make me choose.
Sophie's Choice, Kelly.
Sophie's Choice.
Come on.
- I feel like a giant.
I can't get my fingers into the hole,
and it's really frustrating me.
- That's what she said.
- Every single time, I'm eating one,
and I'm like, that's too, no, can't do that,
and you're like-
(Bláithín munching)
- I'm gonna start weeping.
- Like a sea turtle eating fucking jellyfish.
(Dónal laughs)
(funky music)
- Churro flavor.
- I didn't even know that was a thing!
- Sit down,
and you will be sorted into your houses.
- Smell amazing.
I love churros, and I love cinnamon.
- They smell like churros.
Oh my god.
Oh, they're churro flavored.
I didn't know that.
- Cheers.
- Is it nice?
Is it nice?
It's nice, isn't it?
- Maybe two?
Do you want to eat one off my finger?
- Okay.
- Do you want to eat one off my finger?
- Oh, I love sweet and salty as a sensation.
- Yeah.
- These are amazing.
They're like-
- They're fucking fine.
- They taste like crap Christmas.
- These would be nice with ice cream.
- They are sweet and salty, aren't they?
- Yeah, they're perfect.
They're the perfect crisp.
- Lick a Yankee candle.
- Look at this.
This looks like a dinosaur claw,
like it'll scratch you.
- Yeah, okay.
Number one is all of them.
Number two is all of them.
And number three, all of them.
- Ranch is the best.
- Mm. I actually like the BBQ ones the best.
- Fuck BBQ. No.
- Oh, you gonna that ranch up in here?
- Fuck BBQ!
- You gonna bring that ranch up in here against my BBQ?
- Imagine coming home after a night out
and seeing a bag of them.
Oh, you'd be like, sober me-
- Yeah.
- Drunk me thanks you.
- Get in my belly.
- So much.
I just feel very zen.
- Mhm.
- Very satisfied,
and my mouth tastes like cinnamon.
- I feel complete.
- Yeah.
- Thank you, Bugles.
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