What’s up guys, hope you’re doing well.
So as promised, here it is, Stuff Lakers Fans Say.
Now I’m not going to lie, I didn’t want to this because I am a Magic fan and
honestly it’s terrible being a Magic fan right now.
But a promise is a promise, so here you guys go.
This is going to be my last NBA video for a while though because it is NFL season and
I’m ready for some football.
Make sure to leave a comment down below on which team I should do next.
New videos Sundays and Wednesdays.
No Jugamos Juegos.
Throw me the alley.
Lets go Lakers.
Give the ball to Kobe.
Pass the ball to Kobe!
Kobe is one of the greatest of all time, if not the greatest.
If he gets another championship he may be better than Michael.
I’m serious; he may be better than Michael.
I mean the man scored 81 points in one game!
In one game!
That’s more than the Charlotte Bobcats averaged last season!
I don’t understand.
Pau Gasol is just soft for no reason.
Kobe needs to stop shooting all the time.
Pass the ball sometimes.
Shoot the ball Kobe!
What is Pau Gasol doing?
More like Pau GaSoft.
We need to trade him.
Pau is the most talented big man in the league.
LeBron is garbage though.
How can you even compare LeBron to Kobe?
Kobe has 5 championships; you know what I’m saying?
What is Pau Gasol doing?
What are you doing Pau Gasol?
Man up!
This is not fútbol.
Kobe in his prime makes LeBron look more ridiculous than his hairline.
Five!
How many does LeBron have?
One!
Shoot, and he needed all that help too.
I don’t even like LeBron like that.
He needs, uhh, Rogaine.
Rogaine!
Seriously, this is ridiculous.
Why are we even parked over here?
Where are we right now?
I refuse to call Ron Artest Meta World Peace!
I’m not calling a grown man Metta World Peace, that’s ridiculous.
Cause I’m a grown man.
I can’t be calling grown men Metta World Peace.
What am I going to call him, Honey Boo Boo?
Would I call a grown man Honey Boo Boo?
Would you call a grown man…no!
That’s the same type of thing to me.
That’s like calling a grown man delicious.
I don’t…what?
Delicious?
World Peace, what are you doing?
Pass the ball Meta.
Kobe in his prime makes LeBron look more ridiculous than his hairline.
Ohhh, Ohhhh.
Kobe!
We need to amnesty Metta.
Good shot World Peace.
That's what I'm talking about!
Let's go Lakers.
Lake Show!
Ohhh, Ohh.
Ohhh!
Ohhh.
Ohhhhhhh!
How are you going to elbow someone and then be called World Peace.
I feel bad for Lamar only because he's dating Khloé.
I miss Phil Jackson.
Vanessa Bryant is a gold digger.
Steve Blake he just looks weird.
We don't even need Dwight.
Forget Dwight.
We don't need Dwight!
Bynum is better than Dwight anyways.
Bynum is better than Dwight.
We don't even need Dwight.
He's good, we'll be good.
We'll be fine.
Look at this guy, this guy has a Celtics…No I'm not going to let you over if you're a
Celtics fan.
DAHECK is wrong with you?
I will slap you.
The Celtics are garbage anyways.
Who do the Celtics have right now?
Ray Allen?
Ahhha Ahaha!
I don't think so!
I ain't saying she a gold digger…but she ain't messing with no broke…
You know Kobe's middle name is Bean?
B-E-A-N.
I will always hate David Stern for vetoing the trade.
We need to get Dwight.
We don't need Dwight.
I'm glad we got Steve Nash, but Mitch Kupchak he needs to make some more moves is what I'm
saying.
Hey Hey…Ay.
You better watch out.
I'll slap you.
I'm a grown man.
Lake Show.
I saw Snoop Dogg at the game last night.
Really?
I saw Jack Nicholson.
He was like "Ahehehehe."
The Joker.
Heath Ledger or Jack Nicholson?
Heath Ledger.
But Jack Nicholson's was cool.
I don't know if Heath could ever be that cool.
You can't really compare them.
You can't compare them.
Yeah, rest in peace.
I watched a Knight's Tale last night.
You ever seen it?
Yeah, oh yeah.
I hate Mitch Kupchak!
We just got Dwight.
Huh?
We just got Dwight.
We got Dwight?
We just got Dwight, c'mon.
We got Dwight?
Boom!
We got Dwight, let's go!
We got Dwight Howard.
Yes, yes yes, yes, yes, yes!
Dwight!
D-HOWARD!
Yo, we got Dwight!
Yes, WOOO!
Yeah, we got Dwight baby!
Mom, mom…we just got Dwight.
Love you too.
Dwight, Dwight, Dwight, Dwight.
Hello?
Mom.
Mom!
We got Dwight.
We got Dwight!
AHHHHHHHH!
Oh my gosh, Stern vetoed the trade!
What?
I'm just joking.
Dwight is so much better than Bynum.
Mitch Kupchak is a genius!
They say once a decade Kobe likes to take an all-star center from the Magic.
I feel bad for the Magic.
The Magic are the new Bobcats.
The league is not ready.
I'm not ready!
We just always have had good centers!
Wilt Chamberlain, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Shaquille O'Neal, and Superman #2.
Kobe, Pau, Metta, Steve Nash, and Dwight.
Who's going to defend that?
Three-peat minimum.
Why is there a Celtics flag in the lawn?
No.
NO!
Why go to South Beach when all the good players come to you!
We have the potential, honestly, to go 80-2.
We've just had good players all the time.
Magic Johnson, Jerry West, Elgin Baylor.
We could be the first team to ever do it in history.
I'm dead serious!
LeBron in his prime is nothing like Kobe, but his hairline's ridiculous like Shanobi.
Ohh, who is Shanobi?
Can the Lakers unseat the Thunder?
Which team Jalen do you have coming out of the West and why?
That's a very tough call.
At this point in time, I have to still pay homage to the defending Western Conference
champion.
We have Dwight Howard.
Dwight Howard, Pau Gasol.
We got rid of Bynum for Dwight Howard, essentially.
That's exactly what we did.
DAHECK?
Jalen?
I love Mitch Kupchak.
I love him.
I'm going to name my first son Kupchak.
I think I'm going to do that.
Cause it's just…it's just amazing man.
I love you, I love you too man.
It's a great day.
It's a great time to be a Lakers fan.
Ay, hold up, hold up, we're having a moment.
It's a great day.
I love you.
Lake Show.
Lake Show all day!
You get two identical resumes.
Do you hire Thomas Smith or do you hire LaDanavian Smith?
Stop jeopardizing your child's future with these names!
He just looks weird!
I'm hurting dude from laughing so much.
Ohhhhh.
Hold on man, give me a second.
Please man don't say anything anymore.
Don't talk.
Give me a second dude, hold up.
Bust it, pop and lock it, we got D-Howard.
King Tut, what what.
Don't look at me.
I mean honestly, Bynum is better than Dwight.
Dwight, Dwight, Dwight.
Oh my gosh.
Ahhhh, I got his in the nose so bad dude.
The first thing you said was: "Steve Blake, he looks weird."
He does dude, he looks so weird.
He looks like he's 51.
We got Dwight Howard.
I know, I know.
[unexplainable noise]
Dude, come on dog!
It's a great time to be a Lakers fan.
Ay, hold up, hold up, we're having a moment.
It's a great day.
I love you.
Lake Show.
Lake Show all day!
Alright, that should be good.
I'm a grown man.