(static pops)
(gasp) What the...!?
Aaagghh!!
Huh?
(sigh) What is wrong with me?
(laughs maniacally) Steve is stupid!
(continues laughing maniacally)
(thud)
(gasp)
Who's there?
(gasp)
Ha! (thud)
(villager screams)
Who are you!?
Ah! It's you! Uh, please don't hurt me, oh Powerful One!
I am just a lowly servant-
(sarcastically) A lowly servant with a big nose!
Shut up.
Powerful?
Urgh. Hey, a pinball machine!
(thud)
Urgh. Yay, a high score! 23 00:01:09,250 -->00:01:11,000 (evil) His arm is broken!
Your arm, it's broken...
Wait right there! I have something for that.
Huh...
(indistinct babbling)
You be quiet.
(indistinct babbling)
(evil) I don't like you. I don't like you either.
(evil) Stuck together, aren't we? (indistinct babbling)
(bump, both grunts)
There were no stairs.
Here, drink this.
(gulps)
So, what is this place?
This was once the home to lots of villagers. That statue was a shrine they made to worship the Great and Powerful One.
(evil) Yes, the Great and Powerful One.
The Great and Powerful One?
The Great and Powerful One. (evil) The Great and Powerful One.
The Great and Powerful One! (repeats)
(thud)
Uh...
What's up with him?
(evil) Do not question the- Wait, there really is something wrong with him.
(mumbling gibberish) ...I like cheesy tacos...
He'll be alright, he just hit his head. In a couple of hours, he'll be his old self again.
Oh... Forgive me master, but why have you come to us?
We were actually looking for a stronghold, when we fell into that 'death trap' roller coaster of yours.
Do you know where we can find one?
Well, it looks like you've found the right place. There's an entrance to one at the edge of the village.
Oh, neat. Thanks!
(evil) Wait! Why didn't he know that?
Yeah... the Great and Powerful One would already know where the stronghold is.
Great and Powerful One? Wait, you think I'm...
(Steve laughs heartily)
¡Yo soy el Rey de México! (I am the King of Mexico!)
(thud)
I hate to burst your bubble, but THAT is not me.
(gasp)
He's not him. (evil) But he looks exactly like him!
I know, but he's different. (evil) If he's not him, then who is he!?
(gasp)
Uh... hello?
Uh, I wish you luck on your journey and I hope you find what you're looking for.
(door clicks in distance)
Uh... thanks?
(item swirls)
Don't worry, little buddy. We're nearly there.
Huh? Why thank you, Betty!
(rummaging sounds) Where is it?
(evil) You need to find your hat! You look like a common villager like this.
What do you think I'm looking for?
Ah, there it is.
(chest creaking shut)
(evil) Now we're ready.
(grunts)
Why... did you have... to eat...
all those... diamonds!?
Urgh. You have... beautiful eyes...
Well, here we are.
(unknown language)
Master, the one you spoke of is here!
(rumbling)
(Villager screams)
(rumbling)
© Element Animation 2013
English Subtitles by Peso255